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Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
funny, life
SPRING HOUSE CLEANING ( reverse Etheree)
house
ugh! house!
needs cleaning
it’s saturday
what an awful mess!
dust cobwebs outside dirt
it boggles my mind to think
when I think it’s of other things
wouldn’t it be nice to take a nap
all day but then the mess will still be there
know what? I saw an add in the paper
this old chinese lady cleans houses
she is very reasonable
654 – 7328
“hello chinese lady?
you say she’s out now?
what does she charge?......
saturday?
no workee”
GREAT!
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
Beige sport's car with fifty-nine thousand miles.
Rag top (original color - brown).
Engine still runs great, but frame might
need some work. Body ok.
Awesome wheels and front end.
Fuel efficient too.
Vintage model-
A must-see!
(Not for
sale.)
Poem Details | by
Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories:
animal, farm, funny, humor, humorous, nature, nonsense,
Looking out the barn door in our back yard
I watched a deer run through our cow field,
acting like cow pies were mine fields.
He appeared not to like cows
and seemed to plug his nose
by lifting fat lips
to block nostrils
from smelling
to much
of
what
seemed too
unpleasant
for this fine beast.
He kept on running
lips flapping in the air
making funny bubbly sounds,
purposely or not, I'm not sure
But one thing I do know for certain.
This was the strangest deer I've ever seen.
Written by Brenda Meier-Hans
09.09.2014
For Shadow Hamilton's Contest
Double Reverse Etheree
1st
Poem Details | by
Ralph Sergi |
Categories:
humorous,
Sleep
To wait
for a dream
wonderous scenes
of piquant parfaits
with a blended relish
of creamy fruit and almonds
savoring and ready to eat
daunted by an ogre's appearance
who gobbles it down and awakens you
Contest March 26, 2014
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
What gets me up each morning from my bed
is first, my cats, wanting to be fed.
One cat would even hit my head!
To work I must be, or else
I’d lie there cozily
indefinitely.
Ultimately,
I get up
just to
pee!
For Ed Ebb's
What makes you wake up each and everyday! Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Connie Marcum Wong |
Categories:
food, funny, natural disasters,
One
day I
thought I would
boil some eggs so
I put them on the
stove on high heat, being
the impatient lass I am.
I got distracted in the yard.
The eggs blew up and the pan almost
melted. That’s why my husband is the cook!
For Susan Burch's Contest "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations"
Poem Details | by
Folajin Ademola |
Categories:
humorous,
One
Plus two,
Equals three;
Three and one, four.
One plus four makes five
...Three in two places?...Six!
Hence, six less one, five;
Four less none, four.
Five less three,
Gives two...
One.
Poem Details | by
Eric Boddie |
Categories:
anger, betrayal, corruption, funny, hate, horror, lust,
"Lessons Learnt in Life"
5. Never trust anyone
She
Saw me
Asked for fee
Oh no, baby
I get it for free
But lust gives new degrees
Oh yes, she was so sexy
She said, "With no hands, it's messy"
That turned me on, so I guess you see
The tempting dilemma it came to be
I told her her river would become sea
She winked, walked away, that's fantasy
No latex held, seduced by three
In the morning, destiny
Now dictates burning pee
Then I had to flee
So urgently
Now agree
Boldly
Gee
I had to try this but please don't think this is true....knock on wood....lol
Poem Details | by
Wilma Neels |
Categories:
funny
You
keeper
of secrets
your power so
domineering and
yet I can’t stay away...
You connect me to my friends
missing them are solved by one click
I feel empty and lost without you
I love you my phone, eternally yours...
*was initially written for Drake's contest*
but too late decided to post it anyway lol :)
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
funny
THE DOORBELL RANG – Etheree
Ring!
Bother!
Ring again
An alien!
Oh, what a surprise!
He’s not what you’d expect
He’s not green with a small head
No he looks very much like us
“Hey! Your parrot pooped in my rocket ship!”
He says “Fly Me to the Moon,” sings Polly
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
funny
ring
just one
then silence
Wheels start turning
Just a wrong number?
Just a quick second thought?
Or was the caller cut off?
A nylon cord around his throat?
A razor thrust through the jugular?
It’s 1:00 a.m. I check doors and windows
Poem Details | by
Sandra L. Weiss |
Categories:
beautiful, dog, funny, heartbreak, loss, love, missing you,
sad
alone
without you
my husky girls
such a joy to me
beautiful in and out
gave me everything you could
making me laugh everyday
my natasha, nikita, maya
forever my girls, forever my heart
Poem Details | by
Shane Solomon |
Categories:
funny
The
Racoon
Stopped eating
from the trashcan
Long enough to hear
The meow's of a cat
who just so happened to fall
From an oak-tree in the backyard
She was in a hurry to climb up
In escape from the next-door Chihuahua
Poem Details | by
Mydavolu Venkatasesha Sathyanarayana |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, imagination, love,
One day I’ll become the Phantom
And enter your cozy room
To the winds, sans a hint
Skipping the Moon’s glint
And on your lips
I’ll impress
A kiss
Ishhh!
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
animal, cat, feelings, giggle, humorous, love hurts, senses,
On
tiptoe,
I slink to
the open door
planning my escape.
Just as I make my sprint
for the outside, I am stopped
and scolded for my brash attempt.
Fates! Why must I be hapless captive
by the vexing mistress of this dwelling?
I wait until the night is sober black
to claim revenge for her abuses
against these natural instincts.
A fallen vase will rouse her
as she sleeps and in her
daze I shall tangle
around her feet
and she shall
sense my
wrath!
Poem Details | by
Tamal Kundu |
Categories:
beauty, humor, joy, life, love, women, youth,
Eyes
sparkle
with bright wit,
tempting abyss,
glance over shoulders
making life seductive.
Imagination unbound;
thousand matters of heart to heart
spoken, listened in three languages.
Corrupting my mind, she sticks out her tongue.
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Date: 31 / 01 / 2017
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
funny,
MY SILLY VALENTINE
love
two struck
he timid
she so demure
chocolates proffered
reluctant acceptance
all about waistline worries
“fat or thin i’ll love you as much”
says he going down on one knobby knee
“oh tee hee” says she stuffing greedily
Poem Details | by
Beth Watkins |
Categories:
funny, life, mother
Crash.
Pounding.
I Hit Him,
Sinking nails in.
His Wails soar Louder.
My Frustrations Leave Me;
For now, I feel Less Alone.
Delightful Dirges always help...
But then my Mom Storms in, Hands on Hips.
"Bethani Dianne, turn that Piano Down!"
Poem Details | by
Nayda Ivette Negron Flores |
Categories:
humor,
A
Pair of
Glitter shoes
Match my red dress
Outfit for old year
Dazzling in the ballroom
Until one of them was left
In five star hotel step ladder
Gave away chance to meet charming prince
8-25-2016
Poem Details | by
Jessica Arteaga |
Categories:
funny, life
How
would you
have explained,
the red small stain
which came from your girl.
Only thirteen; too young?
Either way hurry to her,
she will not understand; prepare.
Let her calm down and turn her around,
womanhood doesn't come easy; father.
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
addiction, candy, crush, humor,
Sweets
Call me
Eat me now
I"m what you want
So hard to resist
Remember my sweetness
But what about love handles?
You'll do exercises tonight
I'm not sure there's any truth to that
I guess I'll just have one more in a row!
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
funny, nature
WHITE I
One
Degree
All frozen
My fingers white
No color at all
Beginning to worry
They say turning blue is bad
But think pretty blue-white fingers
White white white white now a touch of blue
Fascinating oh damn a pinky cracked off
WHITE II
One
Outside
One degree
Like all is white
No color at all
Enough to drive one mad
I’ve heard of a condition
Doctors call it “white-mind-blindness”
Those who fantasize sometimes get it
But I am level headed tee hee hee
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
What If?
Someone I know doesn’t like to listen.
Now she’s nearly deaf and still just talks.
What if we all were afflicted
according to our faults? I
suppose my back might go
completely out on
me, giving me
good reason
not to
clean!
For PD's "Enter the a poem you have not entered in a contest #5" Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Marie Harrison |
Categories:
funny
Men
Smell fear
They crave sex
They miss their moms
They live long enough.
Long enough for women folk.
They compete to always win.
They command respect at all times.
They all never ask for directions.
They all mostly think about erections.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
children, conflict, humorous, school,
I
simply
loathe July!
School vacations
are expensive times -
kids want entertaining
thank goodness for summer camps!
Travel and hotel costs rocket.
My kids get bored and start arguing -
I just can’t wait until term time begins!!!