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Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny, life

SPRING HOUSE CLEANING (reverse Etharee)

SPRING HOUSE CLEANING ( reverse Etheree)

house
ugh!  house!
needs cleaning
it’s saturday
what an awful mess!
dust    cobwebs    outside dirt
it boggles my mind to think
when I think    it’s of other things
wouldn’t it be nice to take a nap
all day    but then the mess will still be there
know what?    I saw an add in the paper
this old chinese lady cleans houses
she is very reasonable
654 – 7328
“hello    chinese lady?
you say she’s out now?
what does she charge?......
saturday?
no workee”
GREAT!







Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Me as a Car

Beige sport's car with fifty-nine thousand miles.
Rag top (original color - brown).
Engine still runs great, but frame might
need some work. Body ok.
Awesome wheels and front end.
Fuel efficient too.
Vintage model-
A must-see!
(Not for
sale.)



Poem Details | by Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories: animal, farm, funny, humor, humorous, nature, nonsense,

Farm Walk

Looking out the barn door in our back yard
I watched a deer run through our cow field,
acting like cow pies were mine fields.
He appeared not to like cows
and seemed to plug his nose
by lifting fat lips
to block nostrils
from smelling
to much
of
what
seemed too
unpleasant
for this fine beast.
He kept on running
lips flapping in the air
making funny bubbly sounds,
purposely or not, I'm not sure
But one thing I do know for certain.
This was the strangest deer I've ever seen.

Written by Brenda Meier-Hans 
09.09.2014
For Shadow Hamilton's Contest
Double Reverse Etheree
1st

Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: humorous,

Sleep

Sleep
To wait
for a dream
wonderous scenes
of piquant parfaits
with a blended relish
of creamy fruit and almonds
savoring and ready to eat
daunted by an ogre's appearance
who gobbles it down and awakens you

Contest March 26, 2014

Poem Details | by Connie Marcum Wong |
Categories: food, funny, natural disasters,

Four Alarm Cook - Etheree

One
day I 
thought I would
boil some eggs so
I put them on the
stove on high heat, being
the impatient lass I am.
I got distracted in the yard.
The eggs blew up and the pan almost
melted. That’s why my husband is the cook!


For Susan Burch's Contest "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations"

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

What Really Gets Me Up Each Morning

What gets me up each morning from my bed
is first, my cats, wanting to be fed.
One cat would even hit my head!
To work I must be, or else
I’d lie there cozily
indefinitely.
Ultimately,
I get up
just to
pee!

For Ed Ebb's 
What makes you wake up each and everyday! Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by eric boddie |
Categories: anger, betrayal, corruption, funny, hate, horror, lust,

Lessons Learnt in Life

"Lessons Learnt in Life"
5.  Never trust anyone

She
Saw me
Asked for fee
Oh no, baby
I get it for free
But lust gives new degrees
Oh yes, she was so sexy
She said, "With no hands, it's messy"
That turned me on, so I guess you see
The tempting dilemma it came to be
I told her her river would become sea
She winked, walked away, that's fantasy
No latex held, seduced by three
In the morning, destiny
Now dictates burning pee
Then I had to flee
So urgently
Now agree
Boldly
Gee



I had to try this but please don't think this is true....knock on wood....lol

Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny

THE DOORBELL RANG

THE DOORBELL RANG – Etheree

Ring!
Bother!
Ring again
An alien!
Oh, what a surprise!
He’s not what you’d expect
He’s not green    with a small head
No    he looks very much like us
“Hey! Your parrot pooped in my rocket ship!”
He says    “Fly Me to the Moon,” sings Polly

Poem Details | by Folajin Ademola |
Categories: humorous,

SIMPLE ARITHMETIC

One
Plus two,
Equals three;
Three and one, four.
One plus four makes five
...Three in two places?...Six!
Hence, six less one, five;
Four less none, four.
Five less three,
Gives two...
One.

Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny

THE TELEPHONE

ring
just one
then silence
Wheels start turning
Just a wrong number?
Just a quick second thought?
Or    was the caller cut off?
A nylon cord around his throat?
A razor thrust through the jugular?
It’s 1:00 a.m.    I check doors and windows



Poem Details | by shane solomon |
Categories: funny

Super-****

                                                  The
                                               Racoon
                                          Stopped eating
                                        from the trashcan
                                       Long enough to hear
                                        The meow's of a cat
                                who just so happened to fall
                               From an oak-tree in the backyard
                                   She was in a hurry to climb up 
                          In escape from the next-door Chihuahua

Poem Details | by Mydavolu Venkatasesha Sathyanarayana |
Categories: fantasy, funny, imagination, love,

PHANTOM

One day I’ll become the Phantom
And enter your cozy room
To the winds, sans a hint
Skipping the Moon’s glint
And on your lips
I’ll impress
A kiss
Ishhh!

Poem Details | by Tamal Kundu |
Categories: beauty, humor, joy, life, love, women, youth,

Beauty

Eyes sparkle with bright wit, tempting abyss, glance over shoulders making life seductive. Imagination unbound; thousand matters of heart to heart spoken, listened in three languages. Corrupting my mind, she sticks out her tongue.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Date: 31 / 01 / 2017

Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny,

MY SILLY VALENTINE

MY SILLY VALENTINE

love
two struck
he timid
she so demure
chocolates proffered
reluctant   acceptance
all about waistline worries
“fat or thin i’ll love you as much”
says he  going down on one knobby knee
“oh  tee  hee”  says she    stuffing greedily


Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny, nature

WHITE I AND II

WHITE I

One
Degree
All frozen
My fingers white
No color at all
Beginning to worry
They say turning blue is bad
But think    pretty blue-white fingers
White    white    white   white    now a touch of blue
Fascinating    oh damn    a pinky cracked off



WHITE II

One
Outside
One degree
Like    all is white
No color at all
Enough to drive one mad
I’ve heard of a condition
Doctors call it    “white-mind-blindness”
Those who fantasize sometimes get it
But I am level headed   tee hee hee

Poem Details | by Nayda Ivette Negron |
Categories: humor,

Glitter Shoes

A
Pair of
Glitter shoes
Match my red dress
Outfit for old year
Dazzling in the ballroom
Until one of them was left
In five star hotel step ladder
Gave away chance to meet charming prince










8-25-2016

Poem Details | by Beth Watkins |
Categories: funny, life, mother

Scolding

Crash. 
Pounding. 
I Hit Him,
Sinking nails in. 
His Wails soar Louder.
My Frustrations Leave Me;
For now, I feel Less Alone.
Delightful Dirges always help...
But then my Mom Storms in, Hands on Hips.
"Bethani Dianne, turn that Piano Down!" 



Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

What If

What If?

Someone I know doesn’t like to listen.
Now she’s nearly deaf and still just talks.
What if we all were afflicted
according to our faults? I
suppose my back might go
completely out on
me, giving me
good reason
not to
clean!


For PD's "Enter the a poem you have not entered in a contest #5" Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Sandra Weiss |
Categories: beautiful, dog, funny, heartbreak, loss, love, missing you,

Forever My Heart

sad
alone
without you
my husky girls
such a joy to me
beautiful in and out
gave me everything you could
making me laugh everyday
my natasha, nikita, maya
forever my girls, forever my heart




Poem Details | by Jessica Arteaga |
Categories: funny, life

Womanhood

How
would you
have explained,
the red small stain
which came from your girl.
Only thirteen; too young?
Either way hurry to her,
she will not understand; prepare.
Let her calm down and turn her around,
womanhood doesn't come easy; father.


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: addiction, candy, crush, humor,

Sweets

Sweets
Call me
Eat me now
I"m what you want
So hard to resist
Remember my sweetness
But what about love handles?
You'll do exercises tonight
I'm not sure there's any truth to that
I guess I'll just have one more in a row!

Poem Details | by Marie Harrison |
Categories: funny

Men

Men
Smell fear
They crave sex
They miss their moms
They live long enough.
Long enough for women folk.
They compete to always win.
They command respect at all times.
They all never ask for directions.
They all mostly think about erections.


Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer |
Categories: friendship, funny, imagination, on writing and words

Etheree Who?


Who?
Not Who.
Etheree?
Yes, Etheree!
A poetry form.
Are you sure? She's Foreign?
What country is she from then?
No Not foreign. A poem Type.
Oh I can't type either. She can type?
I'll call you back when Etheree leaves then!


Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: funny

Oh Joe

The
Day that
I can’t have
You is so very
Hard to do just things
I feel like a zombie dead
Since my head is not all there
And body is hanging somewhere else
I just can't live like this, I need you!
You fire up my senses when I drink of you!