Humorous and funny Eulogy poems and/or funny poems about Eulogy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Eulogy funny poems!
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
death, eulogy, funny,
I Slipped On a Teardrop
===============================
I slipped on a teardrop and landed in a laugh...
Who knew my tragic ending would have a happy half?
Please chuckle at my funeral and make my epitaph:
"I slipped on a teardrop and landed in a laugh"
===============================
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous, light,
Tom E Aiken
My wife deplored her duty
But O' was she good-looking
She sold me on her beauty
But killed me with her cooking
~ 3rd Place ~ in the "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor.
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
Here Lies Festus Sleape
We're asleep in this graveyard
We can't hear you pout
So please leave your flowers
And get the hell out
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
Hope S Gaughan
I had hoped for angels
But in earth I will stay
For my husband died first
And he scared them away
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
Rip M T Pocquettes
Here's a hammer for my debtors
For my bills, I couldn't pay
Just take a piece of marble
And then please go away
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
football, humor, sports,
Eulogy For a Quarterback's Reputation
We're angry! What sports fan can blame us?
There hasn't been one loss for Jameis
But off-the-field ruckus
Makes sportscasters muck us
Once famous, now Jameis just shames us
*Written about former FSU quarterback Jameis Winston's run ins with the law.
Written by
Elizabeth Smith
Categories:
eulogy, food, hilarious, people, thanks,
No Thanks
NO THANKS
I had a short life but didn't think my fate
Would be ending up on a Thanksgiving plate
But I won't be giving thanks on this day for I'm not able
It's because I'm laid out on a Thanksgiving table
I'm not stupid as people have said
I had small pleasures like a scratch on my head
Though I never thought I'd end up dead
With my insides greatly over-filled
I've been dressed even though I've been killed
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
car, eulogy, humor,
''sicilia'' Your Breaking My Heart Or His Final ''Hit''
Filled plate of grilled tortellini
Killed the great James Gandolfini
This star's carcass heavy
A Ford or a Chevy
Should have been a Lamborghini
Written by
Linda Hays-Gibbs
Categories:
death, depression, eulogy, farewell, feelings, giggle
Funny Man
Funny Man!
By Linda Hays-Gibbs
Oh funny man you touch the hardest heart
With messages to crumble and start
A snickering or flickering to spark
A laugh a full belly rumbler
A genius of illogical and logical matter
Without him the whole world is astronomically sadder
Oh let our grief someday subside
That we in heaven will find
A bench upfront to see his latest comedic job ( I pray)
The jester (Robin Williams) at heaven's court for God
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
absence, childhood, chocolate, death of a friend, humor, political
Muppet Eulogy
Bye Cookie Monster!
Pointlessly martyred by the
Political left.
Written by
Rhoda Tripp
Categories:
dark, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, prison
Sick, Dark, and Scary Humor
That woman you sext...
Her husband got out early.
Ten years for murder?
Entered in contest for
Brian Strand
2 or 3 line poem.
Written 11/25/17
Written by
Michael G. Weston
Categories:
death, eulogy, funeral, funny, grave, humor
To Whom It May Concern
To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.
I scarcely can recall
A time more I content,
Than here amongst my friends
With time more wisely spent.
The rooming here is quaint,
In truth, a little cramped.
Likewise, harsh April rains
Make all my walls feel damped.
The silence, although grave,
Does make for better sleep.
Yet, every passing day
More neighbors moan and weep.
I hope to see you soon,
Perhaps within the year.
For winters cold and stiff
Are awfully lonely here.
Until we meet again,
I wish you all the best.
For my death after all
Is quite the restless test.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
death, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, sad
munchkin
once a small munchkin from oz
searching for baskets of straws
found him a small toad
near yellow brick road
say buddy got any gauze.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
bereavement, death, eulogy, funny, giggle, snow
Rip John Doe
John Doe was a prince of a guy
Who forgot to zip up his fly
So out in the snow
John started to grow
When a snow-blower passed him by . . .
Written by
David Cardamone
Categories:
eulogy, fun, funeral, funny,
Mercedes Benz
Mercedes Benz
A sinkhole swallowed my friend.
Thankfully, my house was still around the bend.
At least to remember, I need not travel far.
I hope my insurance covers this brand new car.
9/14/18
Written by
Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
absence, confusion, creation, eulogy, fun, funny
This Poem
This poem has yet to finish.
It's barely past the start.
It hasn't any followers
and isn't yet an art.
The subject is not written:
direction not quite clear.
My reason for it's being
is only what is here.
The length is getting longer
with nothing more to say.
Without a proper ending
it just might run astray.
I'll say my final thoughts
in hopes they'll bring an end.
But really; who'm I kidding,
a sequels 'round the bend.
Written by
Suburban Lovechild
Categories:
drink, eulogy, funny love, how i feel, imagery, tribute
Requiem For a Dram
Most common folk may know of this
To be an act of despicable excess
A wasteful plea of conjured sin
A loathing grouse peppered with joy and the sting of relentless ugly
The dignity of the soul which grants the righteous pour
Signals approval, encouragement and bon voyage to the lucky one
The one which has planned this marriage of vessel and sea
The one rampant with stories to be told
Ever the more likely once the sea begins to flow
This of golden variety
Of shanked sobriety
Of lustful tincture
Where the deep gaze and rousing examination
Lift the spirit of this finite sea
To brinks and cliffs of Dover
As vessel and sea become one
And everyone goes home a winner.
(9/4/12)
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
death, eulogy, food, funeral, happy, humor
Mortuary Jingle
Be not sad,
Be joyful and glad
Listen to Tchaikovsky not Mahler
Throw a party
Laugh and eat hearty
At the Happy Smily Funeral Parlor.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
dedication, humorous, silly, thanksgiving,
A Turkeys Eulogy
A turkey named Betty who knew better,
Slipped and let a well known butcher get her
Her last day of living,
To be on Thanksgiving
But she was loved by all those who "et" her!
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
celebration, eulogy, funny,
Published Poet
Published Poet
I wrote a poem 24 years ago,
I have forgotten it now,
but I was paid twenty quids
and my plan was to frame it
for anyone doubt
I was truly a poet,
My wife was sarcastic of this
paltry sum she didn’t get it
I had joined the rarefied
of a poet who had been paid
for his work.
I do not do poetry comps
anymore,
the excitement of winning was
too overwhelming.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
eulogy, food, funny, happy, humor, silly
Crackers
Mmm!
I ate a Cracker!
Crackers taste good!
Now I'm a cannibal.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
eulogy, giggle, technology,
Eulogy For Programming Languages
Good old COBOL's stubborn, sure
High-level FORTRAN still endures
FOXPRO, SNOBAL, ALGOL, and BAL
Did not compute, that's why they fell
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allusion, creation, death, extended metaphor, humorous, poetry
Eulogy
PETER HAPPY
Peter happy
glad he died ...
He died happier
than when he was born ...
CONDUCTOR
The night he died
the grand conductor,
that gala night
no one his orchestra,
conducted ...!
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
death, eulogy, family, funeral, funny, humorous
Here Lies Brutha N Lauh
His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound
Had a sis who thought him lazy
Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground
For now he's pushing Daisy
* This did NOT place in the "An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor. *
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
D S Gruntled Rip
I've been whining for years
And I know you'll agree
That it's now safe to say
It sucks ... to be me