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autumn, december, february, funny, summer, weather, winter,
I hate the cold weather, whether to say the least,
the cold weather hates me, i slipped and fell last week,
plus the warm weather's better, i'd rather sweat than freeze,
put the ice in my drinks not in my socks and sleeves,
the reason i feel this way, stems from two things,
maybe i'm a fall guy, with wants to see some leaves,
or i just miss the summer days with vitamin ray beams,
either reason or way my thoughts remain oblique,
because i hate the cold weather and cold weather hates me.
February Funny Bone
I know a young lady so fine
Her good looks almost made me blind
I bought some dark shades
To cut down the glaze
And now that young lady is mine
5 February 2012
For Linda-Maries contest
funny, wedding, february,
In the month of February 'twas fate
We chose our special wedding date
A love, I cannot explain
Couldnâ€™t wait to take his name
So why do I still hyphenate?
By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders, January 30, 2012
for Linda-Marie's February Funny Bone contest
First place finish
The Leap Day Groom
Cheap Fred, wishing seldom to pay
to celebrate his wedding day,
then chose February
twenty-ninth to marry.
Few anniversaries that way!
Written by Andrea Dietrich
for The February Funny bone Limerick Contest
of Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S.
Also For the "Any Poem You Posted This Week
Poetry Contest of : Destroyer ~ Poet
adventure, childhood, education, fantasy, children, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, peace, people, pets, philosophy, seasons, uplifting, visionary,
Once came along a groundhog named Phil
Looked for shadow in winters chill
Even top hat and coat
Didn't stop whining's gloat
Stuck six more weeks paying heating bill
Katherine Stella 2/4/12
February Funny Bone Contest
april, devotion, february, first love, fun, funny love, kiss, love,
Tulips in springtime
Expressed, two lovers kissing
Don’t worry if your food contains fat,
Can indulge after leaving your flat.
Fat Tuesday is coming soon,
You can feel like a balloon.
Just enjoy, and eat another stack.
By Greg Stanley
funny, high school,
I once met a guy by the name of Mort
By his record he must be very smart
At five, High School complete
College at six; a feat
A leaper; birthdays are four years apart
Submitted by Charles Sides
When Chucky Groundhog comes above,
He's looking for a lady love.
If he sees shadow,
It is spring's deathblow.
For six long weeks, winter won't move.
The Ground-Hogs honor, is on the line!
But, he could end up a friend of mine!
Here's precisely what I mean,
cause if his shadow isn't seen,
then he, becomes my Valentine!
Written by: Ralph Taylor
beautiful, beauty, chocolate, february, funny love, how i feel, valentines day,
My Valentine, oh how I love thee, from head to toe
The one whom every day I see
My Funny Valentine is simply me
Beautiful vibrant woman, that's definitely me
One who loves herself from land to sea
Romance, chocolates, a single red rose
Delightful I suppose, to some and I assume to most
As for me, my own funny Valentine
A toast to me, for being content within me
fun, funny, funny love,
She said it’s over
We’ll forget what we had
Sooner to leave
It’s ever too bad.
She said a date
Oh February 30!
It broke my heart
Broke me so gently.
Spent long hours
But I’d realized
Something was wrong.
It was just a trick
Rolled myself laughing
So stupid and freak.
jan oskar hansen
february, first love, friendship, funny love, gothic,
Back then it is back then- so bloody long ago-
my heart sang when going home after seeing you
I crossed a bridge, and the water hummed a love
song and there was no troll under it being
sarcastic telling me love will not last how wrong
the troll was, love is the earth I walk upon it is
the olive tree, the sun and rain that fall it is a part
of what is beautiful in your heart and that you could
not take away the day you left. You made me free to
love the magnificence of reality and charity knowing
my life is wat it is supposed to be today.
In this short month of February
cupid is always in a hurry,
and he misses target
increasing divorce rate
so in this month just do not marry.
Placement: 2nd;(Feb. 2012)
Contest:February Funny Bone
Sponsor: Linda-Marie the Sweetheart
Emenaha Godwin Holiday
autumn, birthday, february, for her, humor, innocence, missing you,
Through the wee hours of the dawn
On a cold autumn night of
February. The harmattan harsh
And dry breeze blowing
I overhear the leaves weepy-scratchy
Noise. Still but almost conscious,
Generously, her angelic face
Came, flashing, over my memory
And those valentine that passed,
One whom cannot be forgotten.
Smiles as tender, Rachael,
Emenaha says "all the best".
Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S.
Contest Name FEBRUARY FUNNY BONE
Me Valentine flashed past, bugger it,
With some Galah, from Garah, a Tom Twit,
Not needed for procreation,
I’ve lost yet another sweet ‘lation,’ (relation)
Sure of it, just having a blue black fit.
funny, happiness, holiday,
February signifies love
Nothing more lovely than looking at doves
We eat, drink, and we're merry too
Next month we cry, cause we went up a size or two
February, month of love
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
There once was a suitor in Rome
He sent his sweet Valentine home.
When she got there,
She had an affair.
He foamed from her roaming syndrome.
© February 6, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
FEBRUARY FUNNY BONE
Sponsored by: Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S.
A February baker is named Joanie.
This Joanie Woanie has a funny boney.
She sells a cake or pie.
Her price is way too high.
Joanie Woanie is a phony baloney.
Robert Pettit for Linda-Marie’s contest
funny, time, me,
The clock is rapidly ticking, ready to subtract
another year; is it a possible threat?
Once a traveler told me I could buy time,
but it would cost me more than a gold mine...
and he swore by the thick blood in his powerful wrist!
Written by Andrew Crisci
for Linda-Marie's contest,
" February Funny Bone..."
All was peaceful till that fateful day
The 5th, the result of my father’s way,
Slipped through life’s open gate,
Three month early, should have been May.
© Harry J Horsman 2012
There once was a groundhog named Phil
Who completly against his own will
Was pulled from the ground
And told, Phil, look around
Is the cold going to be with us still
Mike Dailey 2/1/12
candy, chocolate, february, funny, giving, valentines day,
A picnic for two would be so quaint
And cards of sentiment are high on the rank
Expensive jewelry that sparkles the eye
To most girls is the biggest prize
Flowers are lovely
Teddy bears cuddly
And dinner is fine
But if you really want to see me smile
There’s only one proper Valentine
Make it Dove dark chocolates…everytime!
The groundhog really doesn't seek his shadow.
He's peering out to find his Lady Love.
If she appears, he'll woo her to his burrow
And we can deal with winter here above.
By: Joyce Johnson
betrayal, celebrity, chocolate, february, gothic, humor, valentines day,
you got my hart
and its twisted and raw
I, wrapped it in
some bloody SPONGE GAUZE
only to serve it to
my favorite god
so stop dragging it
through the mud
do you know how
much i don't
I'm going to kill you
with my love
(hook three times )
(hook two times)
beat it up
knock it out
I'm going to
i'm going to
drag it around
(hook one time)
I'm going to
i'm going to
love you to death
(hook said in whispers - many times and one time loud)
even if it kills
Happy Valentine's Day MOFO
(like the song "Bad Guy)