Funny Poems About Fibonacci or Fibonacci Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humor, poetry, writing,

I Aim To Entertain You

I Love Writing Poetry My words flow freely Once my brain gets into the groove If possible I try my best to write with humour Because laughter is the best medicine … and it is much cheaper than a prescription! 3~08~15 Contest – Fibonacci – Rob Carmack Checked with how many syllables 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 ~awarded 15th place~

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: food, humor, math,

Aroma

Brown
Brown
Sugar
Eggs, butter
Flour, spice, mix, shape, bake
Hi! Raisin eyed gingerbread man.


Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny,

Jigsaw

A
rebus
completed-
a piece at a time.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, life, nature, people

Stinky Feet

Feet
Feet stink
Feet stinking 
Foot odor bad now
Shoes off odor penetrates air
Odor flows gradually around room uncomfortable
Odor flows gradually around room very uncomfortable someone please grab the Frebreze

Poem Details | by Jim Wilson |
Categories: funny, inspirational,

Homage To the Fibonacci

Fibs --
Poems --
Not lies --
Poetry --
Based on a series
That slowly unfolds like a seed,
At first you hardly notce that the fib has started,
Then the lines that were once so constricted suddenly open like branches of a tree;
This is its nature and ever-expanding essential meaning and centrifugal motion of the exhilarating Fibonacci!


Poem Details | by Yanny Widjanarko |
Categories: computer-internet, funny,

Bad Connection Distressed

Type,
Type,
Click, Click,
Poet await
Error page instead
Lost link, lost poems, see? What a day!

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: caregiving, childhood, funny, health, life, mother

Homeopathic Medicine

.
The 
One
Sure cure
Mother could
Produce from the shelf
Was that of castor oil
It made all complaints go away__disappear__vamoose

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, faith, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, love, mystery, nature, science, sea, uplifting

Prepared Fish

.
The 
God
One True
God, God of
Heaven and Earth made
And prepared a great fish to eat
Swallow Jonah whole, undigested..sick..fish threw-up
Jonah on the shore bleached white stinking to high heaven, ran preached three days 
revival

Poem Details | by Ernesto P. Santiago |
Categories: funny, health, love, people, giggle,

How An Old Man Defines Love

Love 
is 
so cool,
it really 
does giggle ones’ heart;
viagra, though, is quite expensive!

Poem Details | by Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories: humorous,

The Gate

I’ve 
had
enough
to last me 
a lifetime matey,
so please open the bloody gate,
it’s late and I’m awfully tired, and really blue,
so do not stand in there,the warm,key so handy, open the bloody gate! Oh no rain!

Poem Details | by Charles Clive |
Categories: humorous,

Footle Explained In Fibonacci

A Footle? Explain Again! ~ Boot? Coot? Bottle? No Footle What makes a Footle? A Footle’s a pootle, you see You first take a mootle, a small twist of tootle, then you fattle your fettle and fittle your futtle and that’s how a Footle is made! ~ For Yasmin's Footle Fun Competition.

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, life, people,

Chinese Whisper

A
word 
of mouth
confidence-
becomes a grapevine

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: animals, funny, places

In the Savannah

We
had
to make
a dash from-
rhinos in a crash

Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: cat, funny, future,

A Trouble From Future

The
girl
borrowed
trouble from 
future world full of 
improbabilities that meant
the cat she brought to us and we gave her milk and soup
must be a fizzy ,fuzzy, improbable creature back to past to lap up our milk.

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: business, funny,

Old Stagers

Will
Wells
Fargo
get credit
for the Amex card?

Poem Details | by Daver Austin |
Categories: food, funny

Cooking School (Fibonacci)

COOKING SCHOOL (Fibonacci)

Flour
Dough
Knead it
Give a spin
Itsa nice anda round
Then put it ina the baking pan
Now sauce    adda you choice of veggies    mozzarella
Put it in the oven    Mamma mia!    What aroma!    
    Hey! How bouta some pizza!

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,

Upside-Down

upside-down ~ trees hang from roots, kind of like carrots ~ not orange. haha ~ soil’s simply apple red. there’s an upside-down wine house that lives next to the oak. i bet you can tell, but only standing on your silly head, where your two feet touch clouds.
1/27/2017

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: childhood, funny, nostalgia,

Open & Shut

Hands
and
fingers,
making rocks
paper & scissors-
in old fashioned digital games.

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, people,

Lazybones

For
him
it came
too easy-
just to talk the walk.

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny,

Dumbwaiter

The
tray
that kept
a secret-
did not walk the talk.

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, nature,

What's In a Name

He
said
to her,
marry me-
Pansy's heart eased with
a kiss-behind-the-garden-gate.