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Poem Details | by randy johnson |
Categories: film, funny, humor,

Howard the Duck

I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the Duck.
It has scarred and cursed me for life.
Because of this movie, I lost my wife.
Seeing that movie also struck me blind.
This movie is an abomination to mankind.
Now I must take viagra because I've been cursed in another way as well.
Just because I watched Howard the Duck, my life has become a living hell.
Every copy of this movie must be destroyed.
Unless you want to be like me, this is a movie that you should avoid.


Poem Details | by Smail Poems |
Categories: age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,

Princesses

Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone  

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: confusion, film, funny, humor, humorous, irony, violence,

Batman And Robin

(Limerick)


Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014


Poem Details | by Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories: film, fun, humor, parody,

Going Bowling


Dude,
I’m going bowling tonight
Got my twinkle toe shoes,
and trusty hammer ball
Dude,
I’m gonna watch the pins all fall
So you can mark it,
Dude
Going bowling tonight,
it’s league tournament time
Get some shiny trophies that’s up for grab
Yeah, Dude ... you can also win some cash
I’m gonna beat that guy
who likes to lick his ball with his tongue
Try not to picture that,
Dude
I’m gonna pound that guy like a drum
So make sure you tell Walter and Donnie
to be on time ... don’t be late
Those shapely pins are gonna be knocked down tonight,
as my perfect score awaits

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: character, evil, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

The Joker 1

(Limerick) Batman and Robin sped to their car But the Joker outran them by far Joker got in it But he didn't fit Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!" Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright@2014 09.16.2014

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: conflict, film, humorous, music, poetry, technology, universe,

Six-Word Couplet Series -August 2018

Near Earth Objects
NASA watches sky
Asteroids whiz by


It's About Time
`Crazy Rich Asians'
Exceeding all expectations


Chasing Unicorns
Unicorn float stuck
Unicorn startups' luck


Truth Isn't Truth
"Truth isn't truth"
Message for youth?


Culinary Robotics
Creator robot burger
Fad or future?


Oui Oui No No
Public urinals conceived
Paris residents peeved


Take It To The Limit
Eagles Greatest Hits
Most platinum certificates

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: film, funny, space,

The Emperor's Office

The Death Star builder said it was flawless
But in hindsight he wasn’t too cautious
There was the exposed center
But what really helped end her
The emperor had no corner office

Poem Details | by Marty King |
Categories: beautiful, feelings, film, funny love,

two people alone in a movie theater senryu

movie night kisses
lips are greasy from popcorn
PURE RISING ACTION!

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: film, funny, romantic,

Oscar-ku 7 -It Happened One Night

heiress on the lam
great romantic comedy. . .
won top five Oscars






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. 
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com

Poem Details | by Voahanitriniaina Rabary-Andriamanday |
Categories: creation, dream, film, humorous,

The Typewriter

Some winter day,
In Orson's realm...
Or was it just a film?

One Paris night,
Along The Seine streams...
Or was it in my dreams?

I saw them, spies,
I heard all the cries...
Or had I been dreaming?

A machine gun
Would not stop to run...
Or was it still this film?

I woke up, then,
To grab a new pen...
Could THAT all make MY film?

The typewriter
let her fingers run...
WHO'LL STOP THIS MACHINE GUN!?

(Written on 04/27/2013)

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: film, french, friendship, girl, humor, music, romantic,

Oscar-ku 31 -Gigi

bon vivant Gaston
precocious carefree Gigi. . .
courtesan or wife







Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com

Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: best friend, crazy, film, friendship, giggle, hilarious, innocence,

I am dumb perhaps dumber

Lloyd and Harry, two dim witted men
they made me laugh, laugh, then laugh again
with their innocent acts
slapstick, gags and wisecracks 
I love this movie, well now and then.

Nowt funnier than dumb and dumber 
this great film makes me laugh and blubber
so fills my mind with glee
because they are like me
I'm stupid, but a lot chubbier.

3/13/2018
contest, favorite comedy movie,
Sponsored by: Alexis Y.

Poem Details | by Alex Klugman |
Categories: funny, sexy,

Next year, in the movie titles, to any Feature Film

Next year, in the movie titles, to any Feature Film, 
It will be mandatory to state such an important factor,
" No animals were eaten, maimed or killed,
And there was no sexual harassment of any actor!"


Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: england, film, humor, poetry, romance,

Oscar-ku 36 -Tom Jones

amorous playboy
eighteenth century England
British wry humour

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: film, humorous, inspirational, new york, religious, youth,

Oscar-ku 17 -Going My Way

young progressive priest
financially failing Church. . .
swinging on a star






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. 
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: film, fun, humor, london, travel, voyage, world,

Oscar-ku 29 -Around The World In 80 Days

Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
fun Passepartout






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com

Poem Details | by Paul Curtis |
Categories: funny

FILM CHOICE

How too choose, how to select
A film to fill that two hour slot
The bumph will big it up 
Over egg the pudding like as not
So I look for key word like
“Thought provoking” or “moody”
“Poignant, “Critically acclaimed”
Or “Stunning cinematography”
And when I’ve identified them
I know they are the ones to miss 
And I get the one with the cover picture
Of a girl in a state of undress

Poem Details | by CharRon Smith |
Categories: childhood, earth, film, humor, nostalgia, science fiction,

Gordon Shumway

Gordon Shumway
Want to cook cats someday
His flight to his planet went south
crashed on Earth and now, he's known as ALF

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: character, film, funny, silly,

A Scene from Laurel and Hardy

A Scene from Laurel and Hardy

Like a scene from Laurel and Hardy,
Slapstick and comical beyond belief.
Legs dangle from bedroom window,
His head stuck, shouting for pain relief.
 
You’d swear it was Buster Keaton,
Or Charlie Chaplin in farcical capers.
Poor chap trying to rescue my keys,
Cruel observer sent a pic to the papers.
 
Harold Lloyd could play lead part,
My hero was no Fatty Arbuckle.
In distress I couldn’t help laughing,
Ss and full belly chuckle.
 
This affair was no silent movie,
Or indeed was it just black and white.
The day I locked myself out,
I’m in now and everything is alright.

Poem Details | by George Stanworth |
Categories: film, funny, satire, silly,

That 'Moonlight' Moment

I sent a Haiku
to a Rondeau contest. I
won it! Or Did I?

Poem Details | by Michael Wise |
Categories: film, humor, satire,

Don Corleone

Don Corleone
stood alone
a mafia boss
that none would cross

Sometimes bumbles
often mumbles
his diction at odds
with cotton wads

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: film, fun, funny, star,

Mr Peter Sellers

> Mr. Peter Sellers > 

 The zaniest fellow
 But oh-so-mellow --
   As Inspector Clouseau
   He'd steal the show

Poem Details | by Allan Terry |
Categories: animal, autumn, character, encouraging, film, french, hilarious,

SUM THANG

"IT N' EST
PAS SAGE DE
BOO LE FAUORIL !
LE QUAH,
LE QUAH
LE QUAH !
HI BOU, HI BOU,
IGNORE-LE !
LE MOO !
LE MOO !
IGNORE , LA
TRANE !"
SUM THANG BIN EATIN OUR
COWS AGAIN!
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
REGARDEZ DANS LE CIEL !
LE QUAH !
LE QUAH !
I AM LE TRANE !

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: culture, dog, film, fun, humor, pets, satire,

My Cute Video

Imagine I posted a cute video. Dog looking intensely at something, or it might not be a dog, the video is shaky and fuzzy, maybe it's actually a log or an old shoe. Shift camera phone to show what dog is gazing at, might be a squirrel or a raccoon, but if it was, it's gone now, all that can be seen are bushes or maybe that's a rug hung up to dry. 

Then hear me laugh on video soundtrack, or maybe I'm strangling; and someone says, "Did you get that? You should put it on youtube!" Or perhaps it was some random and garbled sentence picked up from NPR. So here it is. Cute video of nothing interesting headlined "Wait until you see the end!" Everyone will share that.