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Poem Details | by John Gondolf |
Categories: humorous,

The Fire Inside

Today for lunch I dined on some Tex-Mex cuisine,
jalapeno topped enchiladas and refried beans;
a favorite here in Texas, that can’t be denied,
but this afternoon I am battling the fire inside.

Washed it down with a margarita and wedge of lime,
it was very soothing and delicious at the time.
It gave my head a little buzz and made me cross-eyed,
but now my gut is suffering from this fire inside.

I used to have no trouble eating this spicy food,
but now it causes burning in my stomach to intrude.
And yet I do not worry for in my desk does hide
a jar of Tums to relieve me from this fire inside. 


November 7, 2017


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: fire, funny,

Fire on Board


S.S. Forever is on maiden trip
Bad luck starts abusing with ardent grip 
There is a fire burning on deck
Could now become an instant wreck
Quick action is needed: scuttle the ship! 

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Contest: Limericks
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Placed 1st

Poem Details | by Vince Suzadail Jr. |
Categories: funny

Cease Fire

Suddenly without warning
I saw you in the sky
You were on a mission
I thought I would cry

You have no heart you filthy coward
As you flew over our town
I am a peaceful man
I couldn’t shoot you down

No one is safe as you fly by
No man, no woman, no child
You hit your targets consistently
Even the statue at church was defiled

Your aim is uncanny as you hit your targets below
Precision bombing from afar
You now have gotten on my last nerve
You do it every time I wax my car.

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: fire, humor, humorous, psychological,

Oops

A pyromaniac named Jack, Who hailed from the town of Hackensack, Decided one day, with matches he’d play He’s a mummy now, flat on his back!

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

The Fire Chief

The fire chief was in a great big tight Was holding his cheeks with all his might At the bus station did stop Cost a dime to use the pot Now his drawers a pitiful sight
Long ago my husband worked as a fireman. They were on a trip to get some schooling. On the way the chief had a sudden attack of diarrhea. They stopped at the bus station but they charged a dime to use the facilities..He did not have a dime ___well you know the rest of the story.....

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, youth,

Liar, Liar Pants on Fire

Billy was ten and building a rocket.
He claimed no one his age could top it.
The day came for the firing
But a blunder in the wiring
Made it end up in Billy’s pants pocket.

Poem Details | by Patrick Cornwall |
Categories: funny, happiness, fire, fire,

Wood

The storm gathered and the wind howled

Clouds were dark and ominous hinting of rain

He loved the rain and the wind

The branches swayed to their rhythm

He gathered sticks for the fire and the cold

The lights flickered as thunder cracked

There was nothing like a warm fire

And the limbs doing the cha cha

The fire wood was stacked by the door

He was a deepened romantic and the fire

He loved her most under the covers

He loved to show her his wood

She loved when he put it in the fire

That was what he missed most




Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: funny, love,

- Fire Trucks And Love -


                                               Deep love
                                                Real love
                                       Heart feels like will crack
                                   Hearts burning for each other
                                       Do not call the fire truck
                         This fire can not be extinguished with water
                                    Let it burn forever and ever







08.10.2013
A-L  Andresen :)

Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

Sir Henry smoked his cheroot Just dressed in his birthday suit He did something rash When flicking his ash Now his skin isn't hirsute 4th May 2015

Poem Details | by Perry Campanella |
Categories: beach, color, dark, fire, kids, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,

Caution - Fireworks

E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
       are hard to beat...

I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
 flashing fountains, Solar Flare
 Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
 no incidence, no burns, thanks...

  Whistles blow, fountains glow,
 pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
 I love those colors, high an low
  trails eched onto my retina
  inspired me to let ya know

  Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
  for you to see, right there
 darkness, absolutely  anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
 
"Always read a label of caution"

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, childhood, dedication, education, family, fantasy, children, funny, imagination, life, people, visionary

Fire In The Hole

<                                        once there was ten devious children
                                          oh how they did a poor little sin
                                          brother had passed some gas
                                          they lit match to his ***
                                          dam dog was even wearing a grin






Entry For
John Freeman's
Giggle Poetry Contest # 2
G.L. All

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

A Fire Under Me Bum



All you friendlies here on the site A fire under me bum you always ignite Can't wait to arise To converse with you guys It's a pleasure, a thrill, a tremendous delight © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: funny

Fire up Grill

Fire-up grill
No roadkill!
Cook the food
No fireballs dude!
Then eat what you will

Poem Details | by Annie Lander |
Categories: black african american, fear, funny, happiness, parody, people, visionary,

Her Body Is On Fire

Please kiss and run
 Her body is on fire
The water is rising
Whisky on the table,
Golden in the glass
Burn to the taste,
A little happiness at last
No Money to burnt, yet time to pass

So turn away or duck and run
                              My only son
 Take your misty mistletoe kiss
 Disconnect the extinguisher: this girl is on fire!
..... A battle beyond despairs for the ghetto woman
A part of labor, and a part pain;
The ghetto woman lost all sense of pride 
A breed of women with no shame!
A part of labor and a part of pain
Ghettooooo woman...


 1 Peter 5:8
Be sober-minded; be watchful. 
Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion,
 seeking someone to devour.

Poem Details | by Mike Martin |
Categories: heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, horse, humor, i love you, i miss you,

Who's that at my fire

McMar of the South Rode out into the meadow To hide his shadow It was taller there Than McMar had ever been It was darker there McMar rode faster Trying hard to outrun it Riding until dark I think it's gone now I hope it doesn't come back Who's that at my fire? Who's eating my beans? Who's helping me stoke my coals? Who's lying beside me?
Copyright © Mike Martin 2015

Poem Details | by Rollo West |
Categories: funny, mother, passion,

Fire and Ice

Fire storm of passion Clothes, pathway to bedroom Phone, for you. Hi mom
By: Rollo West For contest: Fire and Ice

Poem Details | by Kenna Johnson |
Categories: fire, flower, for her, friend, funny, gender, giggle,

Backwards

Flaws.  And the flush of speckled skin. 
My throat closes off and I break.  
Dead men keep breathing.
Mourners heal quickly. 
Eyes open, reset, and we begin.

Poem Details | by Annie Lander |
Categories: courage, dark, dedication, farewell, forgiveness, funny, hope, cancer,

Ball of Fire

Today is Doomsday.

Some believe today is Doomsday
Some say maybe the end of the year
However, do we really care?
How would the earth end?
In a ball of fire or 
would it swallow us up into puff of dust
in a matter of an hour..

I rather am buried under pile of snow.
Eternal Preservation "what a nice way to go

However do we have option in a world?
Where lunatics have taken over asylums
where deranged souls spreading like a social cancer 
Is doomsday  the answer..?

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: education, funny, life, nature, fire, fire,

Ant fires bite

Ants bite me tent baby sleeps front dad pours fuel rids runs down to camp fire dance ablaze tunnel fire ants dead ~ dad running with legs hairless baby in Safety flash fire fumes will travel fire ant's den taught camp Carol-ing
- by John beam - a lesson learned while camping be safe around ants and fires

Poem Details | by Amy Richie |
Categories: funny

Liar Liar Bum on Fire

Liar Liar Bum on Fire

How do I confess,
The lies I have told?
Which should I address,
Dare I be so bold?
 
The white lies,
I have told my share,
It will come as no surprise
Total truth I can not bare.
 
But what is the biggest,
The badest of them all?
My fourth grade spelling test?
The unanswered call?
 
Maybe it was the time
They asked how I was
I said just fine,
Isn’t that what everyone does?

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

They Won't Work And You Can't Fire 'Em

The rocket scientist looked in dismay as the rocket lay in a smolderin' heap!

'Twas fired t'ward Mars but was not to be - 'twas enow' to make a man weep!

As he skulked back to his office to figger out what went wrong,

A thought rattled thro' his skull settin' off a clangin' gong!

"The consarned thing is like some guv'mint workers I know!" he uttered!

"They won't work and you can't fire 'em!" under his breath he muttered!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: funny, god, write, god, write,

the god of fire

The God of fire
It took him twenty years
to write his novel.
Twenty refusals later 
he gave the manuscript 
to the fire which
greedily absorbed it. 
A phone call from nowhere,
send us another novel.
It took twenty more years 
to write a new book
and the god Agni 
burnt his hands. 
As a thank you.
Success at last he cried 
to a man with a yellow helmet
carrying an axe.

Poem Details | by CJ Krieger |
Categories: funny,

Fire

The loud knock
Seemed to bring the night
To an abrupt end
And though
Her lips were wet and sweet
A voice he did not recognize
From the other side of the door
Urged both of them
To leave as quickly as possible
As the fire drew nearer
To their home
He had come so close
To having her stay the night
One might say
It was a sad case
Of premature evacuation

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: abuse, adventure, character, fire, hilarious, mental illness, spoken word,

Insanitys Map

Demanding fast from a stomach so broke
testing half blindness on one eye to poke
full of wrong menu
in a bad venue
such a mind thinks only of the next joke.

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: care, evil, funny, life,

COTTON AND FIRE

A girl and boy in pair,
A phone,water near,
Cotton and fire,
Connect soon like wire!