Humorous and funny First Love poems and/or funny poems about First Love. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious First Love funny poems!
Written by
Xuefeng Pan
Categories:
desire, first love, for her, friendship, friendship love, funny love
I Am Vaporizing In Your Eyes
I am vaporizing in your eyes slowly
Noiselessly, clearly, and helplessly
Am I willing to be absorbed as steam?
No! my feeling is no but wordlessly
I am vaporizing in your eyes helplessly
As immediate as I saw you saw me
You turned me into steam softly
What should I do immediately?
Seeping into your soul completely?
Or hiding into the cloud urgently?
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
baptism, beauty, city, eve, first love, funny
Roll On
Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,
they pop like a fast moving pill,
I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,
and running with a skunk who tells me to take in my fill-
like leading um' on into my dream,
I create a festering lean,
I rank every thought in order of how I like it,
and prep for a long time that's gonna break all the cycles.
Striding with my shrine,
as I shock a spine,
revitalize and prime-
as I preen and primp and chimp-
as I act like a pimp,
I black out and gimp,
skimp out on my dying moment because death is no shrimp!
Written by
Denise Morgan
Categories:
april, devotion, february, first love, fun, funny love
Springtime Lovers
Tulips in springtime
Expressed, two lovers kissing
Air aromatic
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
anxiety, beauty, emotions, first love, funny love, girlfriend
Your Sweet Face
Eva’s daughter, listen
Remove the blanket
Of dark and angry clouds
That covers your sweet face
Let the sun shine on your face
And let Adam’s handsome son
Harvest your delicious smiles
From your sweet face
That kills, kills the souls
Of many
With sweetness
And wild imagination
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cute love, first love, funny, funny love, humor, humorous
happy ever after
my friend candace tied the knot
met him in a parking lot
silhouette afar
loading up a car
then came fate a dropped shallot.
Written by
Md Alzhrani
Categories:
arabic, autumn, dance, first love, funny, romantic
A New Song
Maybe..
In the following rain
will make friendship with the sun.
I will open my feelings ..
Anything could happen !
The four seasons will dance with trees.
Anything will takes the warmth of poetry.
Maybe ..
I live with a new light.
A new rose.
A new star.
A new song.
Maybe
The darkness leave me , forever.
Written by
Mazhar Butt
Categories:
cute love, first love, funny love, girlfriend, humor, i love you
Curl and Twirl
Where in the world will you find a girl
Whom you could say, 'I love you', my pal
And she says in return
Come on, let us have fun
sit beside me on the couch, curl and twirl.
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
allusion, christian, first love, funny, satire, valentines day
Sugar Coated
The day for the love if this was every day not love for the day
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
allusion, fantasy, first love, humor, imagination, tribute
I Icon
My Favorite Me
I know I can be humble
If anybody can
'Cause I can take critiquing
And even a good slam
So roast me like a famous Star
I guess that's what I am
For I'm the best-est poet
You'll find in this here land
I really must admire
My meter and my rhyme
I only read MY poems
That's when I have the time
Everyone around me
Is looking up to see
Me riding on a fluffy cloud
As brilliant as could be
I bet I don't get comments
On this MY Masterpiece
You'd think they'd stop
their jealousy, by now
To say the least
There's no need to applaud me
Or rush to shake My hand
'Cause strip away My Glory
I'm just a humble man
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
break up, first love, funny, humor, love, philosophy
Shaken Not Stirred
"Truth be Told," James Bond opined
Over a pint of Guinness
"Love is just a consequence
of bouncing balls in tennis!"
Written by
Aunika Alch
Categories:
crazy, first love, friend, friendship, giggle, happy
Silly Lilly
UNSUPPORTED CODE
There once was a girl named Lilly
she was very silly.
One day Lilly
met a boy named Willy
willy was very silly
too.
Willy and Lilly played with glue
UNSUPPORTED CODE
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
baby, first love, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Not So Innocent Jack and Jill
Young Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack put his arms around her waist
And they did something they shouldn’t ought’a
Soon she was spreading around her girth
Nine months later she gave birth …
Doing something they shouldn’t ought’a
Gave them a baby daughter!
4th December 2015
Written by
Samuel O. E. D'Phoenix
Categories:
best friend, crush, desire, feelings, first love, funny love
You Are Here
Even if it took a thousand years,
Reaching you would still be near.
Indeed you must be a pearl,
Knowing this calms my fear;
And my gentle heart stares.
Oh! How odd are these words
Misleading as a wrong note on the cord
Ordering this joy to be bored
Rest assured this love is undying
Even though it comes from one in white clothing
Given to you for safe keeping
Endanger not, this treasured offering.
Written by
Kethushan Aravinth
Categories:
change, feelings, first love, funny love, heartbroken, i miss you
Hardest Days
Hardest days that I came over
Are no more here to break me silver
I was blind for some useless reason
And It couldn't yet found for what the motion
I took you beyond,Over the vision
And now I'm here,without the notion
Burning sun found some water
Water just gone, regreting slaughter
Poeple said "It happens for a reason"
But now I swear, It happend for caution
No one is perfect, even my girl
She just threw me down like a hazelnut whirl
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
first love, humorous,
Love Affair
The Love Affair
The road that leads to a smallish agricultural flatland has
two walls. One wall was built by a slob, just throwing
one stone on top of another.
The other wall was built by a craftsman where stones
fitted and he had used decorative and white painted
cement between them.
Every Sunday the meticulous man walks to his wall
and find great satisfaction to see his work again and
wishes the slob would rebuild his wall.
Every Sunday the layabout goes for a walk to,
first to the bar for a few beers with his mates; he walks
to the good man’s house and have sex with his wife.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
fantasy, first love, funny, funny love, longing, love
I Love My Goose
I love my goose
Some people love their wife
Some people their dog
I hug my pillow
Maybe two
Written by
Bright Kingsley
Categories:
art, blue, first love, funny love, love, magic
What You'Ve Done
We met out of circumstances
that would seem insignificant
But you've got that magic
of turning minuses to plus
as you always find a way
to solve for the x in my life.
And even as much as
I can solve maths pretty well,
I believe that you solve mine better.
And I love you for that.
Written by
Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories:
caregiving, cute love, emotions, fantasy, first love, funny love
A Butterfly For My Lady
I stay far away from my lady,
Is there anything that can make my day?
Suddenly something came into my mind,
Might be the best way I can use it's wind;
Actually I am desperate to meet her,
But how come? It's not easier,
I have to find out a way,
Might be a butterfly can't do betray.
Finally, I have sent a butterfly as my agent,
I request him, Don't be arrogant,
Stay calm and quiet there,
Keep watching my lady, don't show aspire.
Now it's become her permanent room member
From a distance it's kept watching her.
Wish it will not be disappeared,
If it's so then I will be disappointed.
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
february, first love, friendship, funny love, gothic,
Marvellous Life
Marvellous Life
Back then it is back then- so bloody long ago-
my heart sang when going home after seeing you
I crossed a bridge, and the water hummed a love
song and there was no troll under it being
sarcastic telling me love will not last how wrong
the troll was, love is the earth I walk upon it is
the olive tree, the sun and rain that fall it is a part
of what is beautiful in your heart and that you could
not take away the day you left. You made me free to
love the magnificence of reality and charity knowing
my life is wat it is supposed to be today.
Written by
Keisha Moyer
Categories:
conflict, first love, heartbroken,
Love Is a Funny Thing
You say that you love me
but only when others can not hear
but this is my plea
can you please listen dear
For I do love you
I say it when others can hear
Can you please listen dear
For love is a funny thing
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
drink, emotions, first love, humorous, silly,
Jenny Teapot
I loved you once, Jenny Teapot,
Until that love turned sour.
You poured the finest Yorkshire Tea,
On the hour, every hour.
But the love we had, went off the boil,
In a most disappointing way.
Betrayed by your affections,
For Darjeeling, Assam and Earl Grey.
Written by
Marrio Biggs
Categories:
art, beautiful, dance, devotion, first love, funny love
A Little Poetry Comes
So it is way, way down by the Sea,
inside
that vision comes,
crystal,
and clearly.
As the waves touch upon the feet
of the shore line.
As soul wades in.
So it is way, way down deep, to walk upon...
leaving the shore,
catching a breeze,
...setting the sails,
walking upon the winds,
with wings,
So swing low, sweet the chariot,
that lifts the spirit,
so high-
The Seas.
...just to reach a little shack by the road,
with a hole in the roof,
and the boards on the side fall often times,
the winds do blow
through the holes,
Yet, here is where
a little poetry comes.
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, growing up, me, me,
First Love
Tongue tied, playing the fool
That day I met you, by the pool
First I splashed you, when I jumped in
Not the right way, for me to begin
Then again, I'm only Seven
You're grown up, I think you're Eleven
You gave me that look, a terrible glare
You had spent hours, working on your hair
I shrugged my shoulders, spashed you again
You said "you idiot, why are you such a pain?"
My friends all laughed, they thought I was cool
When you started crying, I felt like a tool
Romance never happened, there was another guy
He came and grabbed me, punched me in the eye
You said to stop it, he's just a little squirt
The punch not so bad, but the comment really hurt
Written by
Joyce Wolayo
Categories:
break up, cute love, emotions, first love, funny love, happiness
Somebody Else
For the first time
I feel happy as I look
into the eyes of somebody else.
Can anything last forever?
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
first love, funny, happiness, innocence, life, natural disasters
Sitting Happy
Sitting happy in my bathtub
Sailing my boat
In still waters
between and around my kneecaps
When you stepped in
and capsized
me