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Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: fish, humorous,

The Fisherman and the Mermaid

THE FISHERMAN AND THE MERMAID

A young fisherman berthed in Penzance
Went ashore one fine night to a dance
He woke up on his boat
With a mermaid afloat
The First prize in a card game of chance


So was spawned a cross genus romance 
Though the neighbors regarded askance
They got married next day 
In a church by the bay
And went off to a fish farm in France

August 2019
Given N/A in Contest: ‘Two Sea Themed Limericks’


Poem Details | by Charlie Smith |
Categories: fishing, humor,

A Fish Named Ben


     There once swam a catfish named Ben
     hadn't eaten since who knows when
     my worm looked just right,
     Ben took a big bite.
     No one's seen Ben swim'n since then.

     Ben put up a heck of a fight
     was thrashing with all of his might
     when reeling him in,
     that fish seemed to grin,
     and spit out my worm just for spite.

     Old Ben made one heck of a meal
     couldn't help but think how he'd feel
     if he'd been the one,
     who had battled and won,
     from the opposite side of the reel.

Poem Details | by Kajika Fowling |
Categories: fish, funny,

A Fish's Life

Swim
Eat.....poop
Poop.....float
Float some more
Sigh....stare
Bubbles.....stare
Smile.....I farted
Float

Poem Details | by Darlene Gifford |
Categories: fish, humor,

Fish Flirting

A yellow-tailed angelfish

flashed his tail at me.

His shimmering skin was all aglow,

as he wiggled his fins and waved hello.

Poem Details | by Darlene Gifford |
Categories: fish, funny love, kiss,

Kissing Rocks

(Seen at the aquarium)

Eye to eye

in a stony embrace,

two rockfish kissing,

face to face.





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Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: death, fish, funny, grave, life,

the goldfish

the goldfish 
looks out 
at the distorted world 
through a glass bowl
and tries to make sense of it 

he watches the room about him 
and those that feed him
with self satisfaction  
unknowingly waiting for death
and a burial at sea

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, cheer up, fish, funny, giggle, humor,

Elmer

All the reptiles gathered round
When Elmer the frog hopped into town.
There never was such boastful glee
As Elmer croaked his history,
Then from his pad fell and drowned.

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: fish, fishing, funny, humor, humorous, ireland, vacation,

Fishing Buy The Pound

Finn and Mcgee
went fishing once more
With the money they saved up all year

They rented a cabin 
up by the lake
And filled it with fish bate and beer

For two weeks of fishing
They made it their mission 
To wake up and start at first light

With poles in their hands
They hardly could wait
For a big fish to come up and bit

Day after day
They fished and they fished
but barely got even a nibble

Then on the last day
McGee caught a trout
That apparently wasn't so fickle

Now on the way Home
Finn said " McGee
You Know what this fish, has cost you----

---A thousand Quid"
"Well Finn, if it did
Then I glad I didn't catch two"

Poem Details | by TAMMY REAMS |
Categories: cute love, fish, freedom, humor,

Gold Fish in a Bowl

" Hello there" 
I can see you
You think I have no privacy but neither do you
I have windows on all sides and I watch your every move
So don't feel sorry for me 
I enjoy your company too.

T Reams

Poem Details | by Tom Arnone |
Categories: animal, cute love, feelings, funny, girlfriend, love, sea,

Fish Butt

Basking on the sun-lit ice.
Walrus mumble filled with hype.
Today I haven't a thing to do
(that's nice)
But fish, butt-wipe, butt you.

Poem Details | by Harshath Vidheya |
Categories: anger, fate, fish, funny, humor, life, nature,

BORN IN A DESERT

I don’t need an Oven here
My Coffee never Cools down.
I tried raisin’ a Lemon Tree
but it just Sank in the Sand.

Suppose if comes an Apocalypse
I would Survive nevertheless,
And if I go to Hell someday
I guess it Feels just like Home.

I like Rains and Oceans
but I was born in a Desert.
I dream of Swimming like a Fish
and dying in a dried up Pond.

Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: fish, humorous,

Sushi

Mom adores when I do the dishes
If I don't, I'll swim with the fishes
Then my mama will win
She'll never cook again
She'll eat sushi that is delicious

Poem Details | by Stephanie Weeks |
Categories: funny,

Ode To My Fish 'Skinny-D'

I've only had you for about a year,
To me the time was of good cheer.

Poem Details | by Shadow Hamilton |
Categories: bird, fish, fishing, humor,

The Fishing Trip

I thought lets go fishing
fancying a fish pie
or maybe fish and chips
that would do the trick

I set off, rod and bucket
full of worms in my hands
found a good spot to fish
by the rocks on the beach

Patiently I waited for a bite
then my rod dipped and bucked
soon I had four nice whoppers
flapping around in my bucket

Needing to answer call of nature
I slipped in between the trees
alas when I returned I found
one happy pelican looking full

An empty bucket he'd scoffed the lot
I sighed as I chucked a stone
it missed him by a country mile
no fish for supper I had no more worms

written 06/17/2013

contest Gone Fishing
sponsor Caleb Smith

Poem Details | by Ed Morris |
Categories: fish, fishing, funny, humorous,

A Fishy Comparison

I can’t understand the ambition
Of people who love to go fishin’.
   Outsmarting your dinner
   Might say you’re a winner,
But what when you fail in that mission?

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: fish, funny,

Felipe The Fish

I once heard of a young fish named, Felipe
Who floated up to consider a leap
His friends did shout
For him to jump out
But he was afraid the air was too deep

Poem Details | by Harold Hunt sr |
Categories: fish, fishing, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

The Whooper

The whooper
I went fishing the other day.Caught a fish that I was surprised.
The fish was a least six inches long. 
I took my fish and went to the market to look for beer.
Their I told, the butcher I caught a fish.
That was 12 inches long.
On the way to my house I saw a cop friend of mine.
I told him that i had a fish that was 18 inches long.
I stopped for a few beers at the bar I saw joey the postman.
I told joey that i had a whopper of a fish that was 
Two feet long

Poem Details | by Gary Smith |
Categories: fish, humorous, longing, sea,

Oh to be a fish




 

I'm clinging to a rock,
Being battered by the waves.
At the mercy of the sea,
Living long and tedious days.

No escape for me,
Life's a constant tussle
Relentlessly being pounded,
It's not easy being a mussel.

Stuck here on this rock
Filtering away all day.
Nothing to eat but plankton,
I wish I could swim away.

Oh, to be a fish
And cruise the open sea,
I may be shackled to my rock,
But I dream of being free.

Poem Details | by Lu Loo |
Categories: fish, humorous,

Jim And His Fish-For The Limerick Contest

Jim And His Fish
Limerick Contest Sponsor: Jan Alison Christmas was just around the corner, Mother had the video recorder, Jim fell in the toilet, As mother records it, Fish in his nose what a great explorer! Date Written: December 24, 2015

Poem Details | by Tony Lane |
Categories: funny, fish,

Big Fish

There’s a fish that lives inside my head,
The bigger he grows the more he gets fed.
 
And when anglers come to take a look,
They dangle their worms on a fishing hook.
 
Or they toss him bits and bites of bread,
Which makes him grow and expands my head.
 
And he longs to swim with fish in the sea,
But here he remains stuck inside of me.
 
But now he’s grown too big today,
And there’s enough to be a filet.

Cutting him down makes him easier to swallow,
But like a puffer fish they’ll find him hollow.

Now where there once floundered a whale,
Is left a little minnow to grab by the tail.

Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fish, fun, funny, nonsense,

Memphis the fish


                                 Memphis the fish wanted to be a whale
                                   Went to theater to see Luis Buñuel
                                    He married Juan Simón's daughter
                                              Invited Harry Potter
                             All went to Hogwarts to eat sleep and swell

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Wet Fish Kiss



Well oh well, can you imagine this This old duffer is a master of the kiss Many years experience Made me quite fastidious World renowned for my wet fish kiss

Poem Details | by Mya Thein |
Categories: humorous, fish,

the fish bone prick

  the fish bone prick                          Senryu poem

I have fish bone prick
doctor said open your mouth
It is in my foot.



Poem Details | by lola barron |
Categories: humorous, valentines day, valentines day,

Plenty more fish

This Valentine's Day I shall send
To my boyfriend so not to offend.
Even though I am fond,
If he does not respond,
No worries. He's got a best friend.

Poem Details | by Emily Harris |
Categories: animals, funny, nature, on work and working

Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife

October,

Time when jellyfish
Wash ashore
Cover beaches in 
Rotted goo.

Count the numbers
In blue ballpoint
Mark the map
in red.

Right, left
Booted squelch
Sand and guts
Dropped the clipboard.

Running ink,
Sticky slime
Wunderbar wrapper
Clings to the page.

Telephone the department
Need another day
To get the numbers
Info lost in kidney juice.

“Got to do it now”
Before gulls,
Tide comes in, already
harmonica squawks echo.