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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,

Sting Bee

I once knew a bee that could sing
It worked for a queen and a king.
But they preferred honey
And paid it no money,
So now it sings backup for Sting.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: flower, garden, giggle, humorous,

BATHING BEAUTY

her husband made her a beautiful scented bath… pity it’s outdoors! Inspired by the above picture which was taken by my hubby when we were out walking today AWARDED POTD 3RD SEPTEMBER Please go to my poems page so you can see the accompanying picture as it doesn't show on the POTD page 09-01-17

Poem Details | by Smail Poems |
Categories: age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,

Princesses

Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!

Poem Details | by Arlene Smith |
Categories: funny, drug,

Flower Child

psychedelic drugs
population explosion
making love, not war

Poem Details | by brittney lopez |
Categories: absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,

Skin

You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my stomach and I was in 
shock my body still my body 
heavy felt like when I moved I 
was about to fall to my knees 
you make me want to get 
inside my brain pick you up and 
take you out pick you one by 
one like a flower because I do 
love you and love you not.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,

Nerd Thief

There once was a thief from Chile
Who liked to drink milk with a lilly.
Well the judge was aghast
When examining his past,
But decided he was just silly.

Poem Details | by Suresh Babu Palani |
Categories: beauty, cute love, desire, emotions, feelings, flower, fun, hilarious, imagery, love, lust, metaphor, nature, youth,

A secret affair

Dewdrops visit blooms
at night and leave by daybreak:
A secret affair.

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: art, flower, funny,

VanGogh sunflowers

their straw like green stem
sucks up the seltzer water in the vase
and spritzes VanGogh sunflowers 

Poem Details | by NEILL MOCKETT |
Categories: animals, children, funny, flower, flower,

Buffalo Bill


This is the story of Buffalo Bill
An ordinary buffalo was he - until
A beautiful flower he saw on a hill
Instead of grazing
He just stood gazing
With joy the flower did him fill


Soon left behind was Buffalo Bill
The herd thinking he might be ill
Not knowing why he stood so still
The flower - swaying
To Bill was saying
Stay here forever  Do say you will


Everyone heard about Buffalo Bill
First from Jack and then from Jill
They all went running up the hill
To see this flower
That had such power
To discover an ordinary daffodil

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: children, flower, funny, humor,

The Brave New World

He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower

Poem Details | by Weeping Willow |
Categories: allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,

Flower power

                     
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Poem Details | by Layla Elkoulily |
Categories: allegory, angst, beautiful, beauty, childhood, dark, daughter, dedication, dog, dream, flower, forgiveness, funny, growing up, hope, inspirational, metaphor, stress, tribute, visionary, women,

The Broken Girl-not me

Is my life not tortured enough for you to see? 
I am broken as can be. 
My heart is torn. 
My tears stain these perfect floors.  
Why are singing with glee? 
Why do you not care about my every plea? 
I am trapped in your arms. 
I am the hopeless moth. 
How did you pick me? 
What is it that you see? 
A girl untouched by life? 
A flower blooming in the desert? 
I have said goodbye to my loving integrity.  
You took that from me through R-A-P-E.

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: fantasy, flower, funny,

Flower Power-God's Must Be Crazy

There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: animal, dance, flower, funny, humor,

Exotic Dancers

little monkey face                                                                                                        little Dragon Monkeys sway                                                                                            they’re dancing orchids                  *                                                                         *                                                                                                                                                               Note -Flowers Imitating Monkeys--Dracula simian, and Orchis simia

Poem Details | by Earl Schumacker |
Categories: caregiving, feelings, flower, funny, health, nature, river,

Achoo Haiku

    Achoo Haiku

Cold swift river

Sneezes on the lotus shore

Take 2 aspirin


Poem Details | by Tracy Martin |
Categories: animal, butterfly, flower, kids, funny, humorous, nature,

GARDEN OF WOES

Twinkling little elephant toes
 Prancing through the Garden Of Woes,
 Sniffing daisies
 With his long dainty nose.

 "Good morning to you", 
 says a cute butterfly.
 With cheeks glowing pink
 The mammoth creature whispers, "Hi".

 Turning from pink
 To bright crimson red,
 He bats his lashes
 And hides his head.

 As the butterfly turns
 And flutters away,
 The prancing little elephant
 Continues to play.

 I realize then
 That it's time for bed.
 Cuz, the dancing pink elephant
 Is all in my head!

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: flower, for her, humorous, valentines day,

PLASTIC FLOWERS FOR MY SWEET PD

If I gave you them - you’d  probably kill me.... but you could re-use them on my grave!

To PD
From JA

Contest: Melt my heart with just one line
Sponsor PD
Written on 11th Feb 2016

Poem Details | by Rebecca Larkin |
Categories: friendship, funny, happiness, uplifting, boy,

The Flower Boy

He
Stands there
As flowers
Are placed in his
Ginger hair, the yellow and purple, blend

He smiles and poses for the camera
Glad to become
The ginger
Flower
Boy

Poem Details | by Jack Jordan |
Categories: nature, spring, flower, flower, spring, giggle,

Yellowstone, 1995 or Thereabouts


	
	I can hear the water, 
	a giggle almost, 
	in the small cold spring 
	by which I sat
	that foggy morning, 
	sketchbook, pen, and watercolors in hand. 
	A weed with a single white flower 
	grew from the innards 
	of a half submerged, 
	humus-bound log 
	alive with neon-green moss. 
	A brilliant web 
	spun by a tiny jewel-orange spider
	laced the flower to the log. 
	I dipped my brush in the spring water, 
	washed it around in the appropriate colors, 
	painted the scene as best I could, 
	never coming close to capturing 
	the brilliance of flower, moss and spider.
	Only approximations of nature are possible.

Poem Details | by Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories: flower, funny, goodbye, imagination, leaving, nature, summer,

Moving On

Goodbye sweet friend it's time to go,
Don't act as if you did not know.
Now is the chance for me to show,
You have become my greatest foe
I'm leaving you at dawn.
Remember when we used to be
Like peas in a pod, you and me?
Now all I want is to be free
It's time I'm moving on.

The sun awoke to bless my sky,
Wind has given me wings to fly,
I'm feeling so free, I cannot lie
Turning I whisper one last goodbye,
As I'm leaving you at dawn.
Today has become my greatest test...
Find a field where my seed shall rest
Till when next year I'm a Dandelion pest.
That's why I'm moving on.

09.08. 2014
Written for Anthony Slausen’s Contest Moving On

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: animal, cat, drink, flower, funny love, humor, pets,

Mistaken identity

The royal cat nips                                                                                                     from staring morning glories                                                                                      drunkenly pounces

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: flower, garden, humorous,

Smelly me -song lyric contest

Stop buzzing round my head bee
I am not a flower
Message understood
I'll go and have a shower

I know I 'm smelling sweaty
This I must agree
Working in the garden
Has made a smelly me.

Buzz off and feed now
flowers over there
Go and fill on pollen
I'm a gardener that cares


Sing to my old man's a dustman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw.    Wait til he starts the my old man part 

Penned 9 July 2013

Contest Song Lyric





Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: appreciation, beauty, humor, metaphor,

A Special Kind of Flower

There are some flowers I prefer the most
They have extraordinary qualities
With unique sizes grown from coast to coast
But they do have some similarities

One can't imagine just how soft they are
So sexually arousing to the touch
Their fragrances are sold in small bell jars
You'll find these flowers at weddings and such

Whenever I pass one I have to look
Can't help myself they are so beautiful
No one would ever press one in a book
No book that I know of is suitable

A woman is the flower I like best
What I like most about them, you can guess.


   an original poem by Daniel Turner
    not for contest
   extraordinary- 5 syllables

Poem Details | by Kenna Johnson |
Categories: fire, flower, for her, friend, funny, gender, giggle,

Backwards

Flaws.  And the flush of speckled skin. 
My throat closes off and I break.  
Dead men keep breathing.
Mourners heal quickly. 
Eyes open, reset, and we begin.

Poem Details | by Ngoc Nguyen |
Categories: flower, funny, humorous,

The Corpse Flower

The corpse flower, like the armpits of rancid love, your bouquet floors me.