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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, , cute,
Hot date
Can’t wait
We're at
My flat
Cute eyes
Nice thighs
Admit
She’s fit
So sweet
Must eat
We dine
Sublime
First Kiss
Sheer bliss
Soft peck
On neck
Tongue's twirl
Toes curl
First base
Hearts race
Undressed
Bare breast
Blimey
She’s ‘HE’
No joy
Ladyboy
Fussy
Pussy
Night ends
As friends
Written by Jan Allison & Tim Smith
28th August 2014
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
beach, humorous,
Hot sun
What fun
Soft sand
How grand
Blue sea
For me
High tide
Surf side
Beach babe
In shade
Undress
Top less
No finds
Tan lines
Swim suit…
pursuit
He sports
Tight shorts
Romance?
No chance
Jan Allison
Casarah Nance
1st December 2014
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
food, humorous,
Adventurous Asparagus
Edgy
Veggie
All over the Stove
Splatter
Matter
Don’t let Pa Find This
Risky
Whisky
Brother Got the Macaroni He Wanted
Dinner
Winner
The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner
Stinky
Twinky
Oops! Leftovers Two Weeks old
Fateful
Plateful
For Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (Feb 23)' Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
A Vague Question
Bleary
Query
A Dull Question
Dreary
Query
A Positive Question
Cheery
Query
A Tired Question
Weary
Query
A Doubtful Question
Leery
Query
A Strange Question
Eerie
Query
A Sad Question
Teary
Query
A Question for Hubbie
Dearie
Query
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
funeral, humor, sad,
Deceased
Released
Goodbye
I cry
Church pew
Hurts you
My bum
Now numb
No droppin*
The coffin!
4th March 2015
Written before dad’s funeral - I'll take my cushion to sit on lol
* not proper footle but I had to add it!
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
humor,
Swan Lake
Toes ache
Can't sleep
Count sheep
Eat slow
Don't throw
Won race
First place
Do crime
Serve time
Drink gin
Room spin
Keep fit
Don't sit
Up late
Bed waits
Cold spell
Wrap well
Don't smoke
You'll choke
Don't bore
They'll snore
Drink wine
Cloud nine
Black ice
Think twice
Good wife
No strife
Aim high
Touch sky
First kiss
Don't miss
Dry plains
Need rains
Red rose
Pleased nose
Beach girl
Heads twirl
First night
Stage fright
Written 2nd July 2020
For Strand completely new (4) poetry contest.
Sponsored By Brian Strand.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
beach, body, humorous,
Dinky
Winky
11-22-17
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
humor,
Trees clear.
Falls here.
Docs pills
Cure ills.
Dim glow
Wick low.
Turn key
Lock free.
Mist cloud
Grey shroud.
Big weir
Stay clear.
Wasp sting
Red ring.
Sad clown
Big frown.
UHU
Strong glue.
Grape vine's
Makes wines.
Weddings
Gold rings.
Slow dance
Romance.
Long kiss
Pure bliss.
Small plate
Lose weight.
Fire drills
Test skills.
Written 2nd September 2020.
Poem Details | by
Verlena S. Walker |
Categories:
freedom, funny, sexy, teacher, technology, teen, teenage, together, vanity,
buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, new year,
New Year
Drinks Beer
Gets drunk
Heads clunk
Drink over
Hangover
Feels sick
Loo quick!
Is ill
Needs Pill
To bed
Sore head
Morning
Dawning
Feels sad
Looks bad
Want drink…
Rethink!
1st January 2015
Poem Details | by
Caryl Muzzey |
Categories:
divorce, humorous,
Stale mate?
Rebate...
7/7/15 Caryl S. Muzzey
Copyright © 2015 by Caryl S Muzzey
First Place Winner ~ "One Footle” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Judy Kono
Aug. 8, 2015
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Bad gifts
Cause rifts
Be rash
Spend cash
Debit
Credit
Worthwhile
Their smile
20th December 2014
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
faith, fun, funny, humorous, religion,
Jehovah's Witness' Door Pamphlets
Pious
Fly-ahs
Catholic Church During Halloween
Scary
Mary
Scrabble Night With Missionaries
Wordy
Clergy
Preacher Owning at Dungeons & Dragons
Master
Pastor
Our Holiness the Dalai Getting a Text From His Ex
Lama
Drama
Sea Anemone Makes Amends
Moral
Coral
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
fun, humor,
I so love this form called Footle
It allows the poet to doodle
With so few words
Whether right or absurd
Now read , short trip, lets tootle
< ;-) >
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
cat, humorous,
Tiddles didn’t like his new tinned tea
Fussy
Pussy
Angry Animal
Shows claws
From paws
Self catering cat
Catch mice
Tastes nice
Caught in the rain
Soggy
Moggy
Time for a sneaky sleep
Cat nap
On lap
Contented cat
Purry
Furry
March of the Footles Contest Sponsor Timothy Hicks
03~04~16
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
Sweet tooth
In youth
On scales
She WAILS!
Hot date
Lose weight
Diet?
Try it
Big eyes
Large thighs
Fat tum
Huge bum
Gobbles…
Wobbles
In mood
For food
Crunchies
Munchies
Wants choc -
Whole block!
Adore
Fridge door
Keeps shut
With butt
Risk it ...
Biscuit
Crispbread?
Drop dead!
Think thin
As pin
Eats less ...
New dress
Now slim
And trim
Look great
For date
04~05~15
Contest Judy Konos - Your Footle Poem
~awarded 1st place~
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
dog, funny,
DOGGIE ART
Poodle
Doodle
HAPPY LASSIES
Jolly
Collies
FAMOUS CANINES
Renowned
Greyhounds
YORKSHIRE TERRIER WITH A POODLE CUT
Dorkie
Yorkie
BY THE WAY:
How's your
Schnauzer?
3/19/17
For Jan Allison's Fabulous Fun Footle Contest
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
Mummy
Dummy
11~07~14
Sponsor Jerry T Curtis
This Poem really S****s
Thanks for my first ever negative comment
That is terrible.... J/K ....hugs Tim
Poem Details | by
Roy Pett |
Categories:
funny, prison,
I Love my Mother in law.
Phone rings
Ear stings
Door knocks
Nerve shocks
Come in
Large gin
Be nice
Head lice
Hair gel
Strong smell
Stale wee
Flows free
Stand here
My dear
Trap door
what for
Goodbye
Large sigh
In jail
Good tale.
20/03/2017.
Fabulous fun footles competition.
Sponsored by Jan Allison
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
humor,
Mae West
Large chest.
Cruise ship
Sea trip.
Blue meth
Spells death.
Clap more
Encore.
Sun burn
Ne'er learn.
Birds fly
Sky high.
Palm trees
Blue seas.
Drunk tank
It stank.
Red light
Sit tight.
Wear pink
Boys wink.
Bright bling
Gold ring.
She bakes
Nice cakes.
Sea shore
Waves roar.
Sex toy
Lewd joy.
First bike
Red trike.
Cheap meal
Good deal.
Written 29th. September 2020.
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny love,
Footling Around
Shoes off
Clothes doff
Feet reek
Spray seek
Romance
Last chance
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
Too fast
to last.
10/7/2012
Submitted Aug. 27, 2021 for Brian Strand's Footle Finale Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny, life
‘ Lil tyke
New Bike
Big deal
Two wheel
A crash
Road rash
Don't cry
Re-try
He rides
with pride!
Poem Details | by
John Michaels |
Categories:
america, beauty, culture, humorous, political, satire, society,
Catwalks
Crowd gawks
Wont style
Forced smile
Strike pose
Fake nose
Weird strut
Flat butt
Scant curves
Unnerves
Small-hipped
Lunch skipped
Stick-thin
Chagrin
Faux tan
Pecan
Plucked brow
Used plough?
Long lash
Bleached 'tache
Plump lips
Veiled nips
Waxed mound
Astound
Forebear
Despair
Sweet girls
Morph churls
Sly pout
Grim trout
Taut thighs
All lies
Make hot
Post-shot
Airbrushed
Not hushed
Mere gaud
Defraud
Model?
Twaddle!
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25 November 2017
For the "Footle Form - Sequenced or Stand-Alone" contest, sponsored by Brian Strand.
Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
animal, funny,
These are just for fun...I am trying my hand at them!
DROMEDARY'S NAIL POLISH
camel enamel
SMALL UNSENTIMENTAL HORSE
stony pony
WILD DOG LANGUAGE
dingo lingo
INEBRIATED POLECAT
drunk skunk
HOG'S MUSIC PLAY DATE
pig gig
SPICY WILDCAT
peppered leopard
FELINE HEAD WEAR
cat hat
OUTSTANDING MARSUPIAL
awesome possum