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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, , cute,

AND THEN I KISSED HIM - COLLABORATION WITH TIM SMITH

Hot date
Can’t wait

We're at
My flat

Cute eyes
Nice thighs

Admit
She’s fit

So sweet
Must eat

We dine
Sublime

First Kiss
Sheer bliss

Soft peck
On neck

Tongue's twirl
Toes curl

First base
Hearts race

Undressed
Bare breast

Blimey
She’s ‘HE’

No joy
Ladyboy

Fussy
Pussy

Night ends
As friends

Written by Jan Allison & Tim Smith
28th August 2014


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: beach, humorous,

BEACH FOOTLES COLLABORATION

Hot sun What fun Soft sand How grand Blue sea For me High tide Surf side Beach babe In shade Undress Top less No finds Tan lines Swim suit… pursuit He sports Tight shorts Romance? No chance Jan Allison Casarah Nance 1st December 2014

Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: cat, humor,

Fussy Cat


Fussy Cat


   Cat stirs
        Then purrs

   Yawns, sighs
        Makes cries

   M e o w
        Wants chow

   Seeks dish
        No fish

   Dried food
        Bad mood

   Eyes stare
        With glare

   Stands still
        To chill

   No win
        Gives in

   At last
        Eats fast

   Next scene
        Dish clean


Form: Footle


Sandra M. Haight

~10th Place~
Premiere Contest: 2019 Marathon Mile #26
Sponsor: Mark Toney
Judged: 03/24/2019

Contest: Put Your Footle Out Your Mouth
Sponsor: James Edward Lee Sr.
Judged: 04/02/2018

~1st Place~
Contest: Your Footle Poem
Sponsor: Judy Konos
Judged 04/07/2015




Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: funeral, humor, sad,

FUNERAL FOOTLES

Deceased Released Goodbye I cry Church pew Hurts you My bum Now numb No droppin* The coffin! 4th March 2015 Written before dad’s funeral - I'll take my cushion to sit on lol * not proper footle but I had to add it!

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: food, humorous,

Footling Around In the Kitchen

Adventurous Asparagus

Edgy 
Veggie

All over the Stove

Splatter
Matter

Don’t let Pa Find This

Risky 
Whisky

Brother Got the Kraft Macaroni He Wanted

Dinner
Winner

The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner

Stinky
Twinky

Oops! Leftovers Two Weeks old

Fateful
Plateful

For the March of the Footle Poetry Contest of Timothy Hicks

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

It's All In How You Ask It

A Vague Question Bleary Query A Dull Question Dreary Query A Positive Question Cheery Query A Tired Question Weary Query A Doubtful Question Leery Query A Strange Question Eerie Query A Sad Question Teary Query A Question for Hubbie Dearie Query For The "Put Your Footle Out Your Mouth" Contest of James Edward Lee Sr.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: beach, body, humorous,

HE HAD TO WEAR A FIG LEAF AT THE NUDIST COLONY

Dinky Winky 11-22-17

Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: humor,

Footle X 20

Swan Lake Toes ache Can't sleep Count sheep Eat slow Don't throw Won race First place Do crime Serve time Drink gin Room spin Keep fit Don't sit Up late Bed waits Cold spell Wrap well Don't smoke You'll choke Don't bore They'll snore Drink wine Cloud nine Black ice Think twice Good wife No strife Aim high Touch sky First kiss Don't miss Dry plains Need rains Red rose Pleased nose Beach girl Heads twirl First night Stage fright
Written 2nd July 2020 For Strand completely new (4) poetry contest. Sponsored By Brian Strand.

Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: humor,

Footles x Fifteen

Trees clear. Falls here. Docs pills Cure ills. Dim glow Wick low. Turn key Lock free. Mist cloud Grey shroud. Big weir Stay clear. Wasp sting Red ring. Sad clown Big frown. UHU Strong glue. Grape vine's Makes wines. Weddings Gold rings. Slow dance Romance. Long kiss Pure bliss. Small plate Lose weight. Fire drills Test skills.
Written 2nd September 2020.

Poem Details | by Verlena S. Walker |
Categories: freedom, funny, sexy, teacher, technology, teen, teenage, together, vanity,

having sex - footle

buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!

Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny

footle .. Footle !!

 Sublime

Short  rhyme  .

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, new year,

NEW YEAR FOOTLES

New Year Drinks Beer Gets drunk Heads clunk Drink over Hangover Feels sick Loo quick! Is ill Needs Pill To bed Sore head Morning Dawning Feels sad Looks bad Want drink… Rethink! 1st January 2015

Poem Details | by Caryl Muzzey |
Categories: divorce, humorous,

Divorce

Stale mate?
Rebate...

7/7/15 Caryl S. Muzzey
Copyright © 2015 by Caryl S Muzzey

First Place Winner ~ "One Footle” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Judy Kono
Aug. 8, 2015

Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: faith, fun, funny, humorous, religion,

Holy Humor

Jehovah's Witness' Door Pamphlets

Pious
Fly-ahs

Catholic Church During Halloween

Scary
Mary

Scrabble Night With Missionaries

Wordy
Clergy

Preacher Owning at Dungeons & Dragons

Master
Pastor

Our Holiness the Dalai Getting a Text From His Ex

Lama
Drama

Sea Anemone Makes Amends

Moral
Coral

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: fun, humor,

Doodle the Footle 2 Tootle

I so love this form called Footle It allows the poet to doodle With so few words Whether right or absurd Now read , short trip, lets tootle < ;-) >

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOOTLES

Bad gifts Cause rifts Be rash Spend cash Debit Credit Worthwhile Their smile 20th December 2014

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

THIS POEM REALLY SUCKS

Mummy Dummy
11~07~14 Sponsor Jerry T Curtis This Poem really S****s Thanks for my first ever negative comment That is terrible.... J/K ....hugs Tim

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: cat, humorous,

FELINE FINE FOOTLES

Tiddles didn’t like his new tinned tea Fussy Pussy Angry Animal Shows claws From paws Self catering cat Catch mice Tastes nice Caught in the rain Soggy Moggy Time for a sneaky sleep Cat nap On lap Contented cat Purry Furry March of the Footles Contest Sponsor Timothy Hicks 03~04~16

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

DIET FOOTLES

Sweet tooth In youth On scales She WAILS! Hot date Lose weight Diet? Try it Big eyes Large thighs Fat tum Huge bum Gobbles… Wobbles In mood For food Crunchies Munchies Wants choc - Whole block! Adore Fridge door Keeps shut With butt Risk it ... Biscuit Crispbread? Drop dead! Think thin As pin Eats less ... New dress Now slim And trim Look great For date 04~05~15 Contest Judy Konos - Your Footle Poem ~awarded 1st place~

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: dog, funny,

Gone to the Dogs

DOGGIE ART
Poodle
Doodle

          HAPPY LASSIES
          Jolly
          Collies

                     FAMOUS CANINES
                     Renowned
                     Greyhounds

YORKSHIRE TERRIER WITH A POODLE CUT  
                      Dorkie
                      Yorkie

          BY THE WAY:
          How's your
          Schnauzer?


3/19/17
For Jan Allison's Fabulous Fun Footle Contest


                               

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny love,

Footling Around

Footling Around Shoes off Clothes doff Feet reek Spray seek Romance Last chance

Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: funny, prison,

Fabulous fun footles

I Love my Mother in law.

Phone rings
Ear stings

Door knocks
Nerve shocks

Come in
Large gin

Be nice
Head lice

Hair gel
Strong smell

Stale wee
Flows free

Stand here
My dear

Trap door
what for

Goodbye
Large sigh

In jail
Good tale.


20/03/2017.
Fabulous fun footles competition.
Sponsored by Jan Allison


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, life

Learning to Ride..footle-mania

‘ Lil tyke
 New Bike
                                                                
Big deal 
Two wheel 
                                                           
A crash                                                                                                                         
Road rash
                 

Don't cry
Re-try

He rides
with pride!                                               

                                                                

Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: animal, funny,

More Animal Footles-Just For Fun

 
These are just for fun...I am trying my hand at them!

DROMEDARY'S NAIL POLISH
 camel enamel

SMALL UNSENTIMENTAL HORSE
  stony pony

WILD DOG LANGUAGE
  dingo lingo

INEBRIATED POLECAT
  drunk skunk

HOG'S MUSIC PLAY DATE
  pig gig

  SPICY WILDCAT
  peppered leopard

FELINE HEAD WEAR
  cat hat

OUTSTANDING MARSUPIAL
awesome possum







Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: funny,

Footle - Fabulous Fun Footles

The "Awkward" Dancer Dancer, prancer . . . Spinner, winner . . . Stumble, jumble! Hit wall- did fall . . . Red face, disgrace! Applause - - then pause . . . I bow, somehow ! ___________________ March 19, 2017 Poetry/Footle/Fabulous Fun Footles Copyright Protected, ID 17- 885-682-0 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. Written for the contest, Fabulous Fun Footles Sponsor, Jan Allison Second Place