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angst, anxiety, art, friendship, humorous, imagery,
They love you
When you defend them
When you need a helping hand
Real ones are there in total silence
Called the silent ones
To massage the pain
Of a wounded soul
They were there long ago
They are there now in the snow
Never letting go
Praying for good cheer
Please me lord
Serve me one more beer
friendship, funny love, girl, girlfriend, love, love hurts,
Yeah I know it feels weird
But it's too beautiful to be bad
Now it's scary cos it might be a masquerade
If we happen to be more than what we are
Now that's cos we have become more than I can describe
No one understands when I sing all that jazz
It's already more than the music for mature minds
They go with the sarcastic reply "Just friends, yeah right"
And then I am lost in my definition
A new synonym is added in its oxymoron
She has become my doubted confidante
But only to the minds who refuse to see
If am gonna kick that bucket, it's definitely not your water in it
friend, friendship, humor, irony, life, lust, relationship,
A woman friend, of gorgeous pulchritude,
presents a man with an experience
of tantalizingly erotic mood:—
to him it is a most pleasant "hindrance."
A guy friend of strong, chiseled, sexy good looks
makes a woman self-conscious, and confused,
when reading, "Fifty Shades of Grey" (soft-**** books),
and thinking of him while fully aroused.
They both may think of the possibilities,
and then wonder: "What can it hurt...if I cross
that line?" But is it worth the realities
and risks (and the very real, potential loss
of a friendship)? Best friends may be real fine,
but is it worth a hay roll (on Cloud Nine)?
My closest friends, who number three
I heed not thus for loyalty
and neither camaraderie
but simply in proximity
They live not down my alleyway
nor porch, nor in my house per se
but underneath my fringed toupee
they're in my head, well stowed away
sultry aestival zephyr's puffing
as elated lilt's playing - I'm huffing
yeah! it exploded! SUCCESS!
OOOPS!!! earphones plugged in ears . . . they're laughing.
I have one of those near my neck
Who greets me when I brush and shave
I gave him a name (What the heck?)
I'm proud of my brown-buddy-Dave
But doc says watch out for this guy!
Your friend may betray you someday
And send you to heaven on high
(I'm sure your insurance will pay)
Sorry doc, I must take a pass
Don't think I will pay your steep fee
Don't think I'll go under your gas
Ole' Dave's part of me, don-'cha see?
(Got another brown pal more obscure
Just where doth he dwell?..I won't tell
Dave would GLADLY swap spots, I am sure
When it rises to answer the bell)
***Submitted for Nikko's 'Mole' contest
funny, happiness, introspection, people
a frog and a mouse
went for a ride
went along side by side
down the road they rode to see
until they got to the big oak tree
sat in the shade
all day they did
until they met a new katydid
a frog and a mouse went for a ride
joined by a katydid who rode by their side
sang to a tune the katydid knew
out of the trees the birds flew
no one seemed to really understand
the friendship of this merry band
Robert L. Hinshaw
I have a pair of friends I've had for years
Should we part I would surely drown in tears
Together we've trod byways
Although we've seen better days
My scruffy old shoes that I bought at Sears
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Entry for Skat's "Shoes" Contest
you is worth a
so if you don't
community, farewell, funny, imagination, journey, light, voice,
Linda, you think that too?
I did not want to tell you, but since Jacque did.
Wait a second! You think I have road rage?
I have known them both for almost 60 years, but
they still betray me,
creeping at me with judgements, pretending to "help me"
Two childhood friends, doing a road rage intervention.
I am incredulous,
ready to pack their stuff for them, and push them out the door.
I hope they will like their little 4 mile hike back to my house.
adventure, friendship, funny,
Hi ya halmine you look dam fine
whats your plans tonight at half 9
Going disco with dave the rave
He hell of boy he better behave
Westfest we went and iit was great
We knew every one we were all f*cking mates..
i didnt stop digging in my bag..... looking for fags i never had
Thought we were in tent but we we were in tha guys car..
He wanted his charger rite o see his mouth all foamed up he needed larger
Pauly riding his top like pony all pilled up feeling horny
Me trying feed cally thought he wernt well didnt want me fussing i sure could tell Then theres luke he diffrent story but what a night in all its glory
food, friend, fun, humorous, youth,
There once was a youth from Sacramento
Who loved to spice his dish with pimento
His friends thought it worth a laugh
To spike for fun the carafe
All left quick without a memento
Submitted on December 26, 2018, for contest LET'S HAVE FUN sponsored by SHADOW HAMILTON
and on April 20, 2018, for contest YOUR BEST LIMERICK sponsored by ROBERT HAIGH
friendship, humor, nature,
Trees like friends are always around
They allow me to nestle beneath their shade
When it seems like good friends can never be found
I counted twenty-something tree friends I’ve already made!
friend, fun, funny, life,
6 May 2015 6:50 AM
Every night I see old Sand Man and he and I box a round or two.
And every morning I go fart around with old stinky John Loo.
Then it's time to relax and wake up with my best friend old Joe Black.
Then round about noon it's lunch with a fat fellow named Big Mac.
When it's cold or when it rains.
I see old Arthur Rightus he's really a pain.
Sometimes when life is rough old Jack Daniels comes to call.
When he's here I laugh and feel tall.
When he is gone I go to bed and fall in.
Then I fight with old Sand Man and hope that he wins.
friendship, funny, love, people, romance, urban, love,
They were in love and they hated each other.
They couldn’t stand to be in the same room together.
Falling in love was a new experience.
It changed the way they looked at the world
and the way they looked at themselves.
It brought with it the intense agony
and ecstasy; the hedonism
that are part of being in love.
They didn’t want to fall in love but
they couldn’t help themselves.
It was something out of their control.
They had once been best friends
because of the woman they loved,
they hated each other.
family, children, friendship, funny,
Theeeeere's a Monkey on my face and on my eyes and on my nose
a' there's a Monkey on my chest and on my clothes !
a' there's a Monkey huggin' me
and there's a Monkey up a tree
and Monkeys are my bestest friends, thought you should knows
funny, imagination, introspection, life, teenteen, perspective,
Head hanging off couch waiting to be fed
Things take on new perspective looking up
'Twas noon bored to tears just lying in bed
Had to have some coke and ice in my big cup
Coke and chips are good to give me the strength
They are always here even though wish were
Not, they will be gone away at some length
Character traits say we can depend on her
Recycled teen can now visit friend
Get to station_for heard in distance train
Recycled teen now has fun is that plain
First of life was hard_life is better at the end
Enjoying golden years_no more inbetween
Mother and daddy can't now my friends screen
friend, friendship, funny,
You can have fun with friends
Everyday from the start to end
But without anyone
You really can't have fun
And when it's time to say goodbye
You will surely say 'oh my'
Oh what fun I had today
It's so fun to play
education, faith, family, children, friendship, funny, thank you, love,
You are my best friend,
Until the very end.
We acted liked cake and ice cream,
So thick and so thin.
In Autumn, we played together,
Until the leaves off the tree began to decay.
We also keep in touch. And our houses weren't far away.
We both went to same school and classes,
But our love for our classmates never lasted.
No one can come between you and me.
Because we are friends until infinity.
Nothing can separate me from your love you showed.
Now, that you aren't here,
There are debts that I must owe.
Just wish that the good times were still here,
And we can still laugh and spread some cheer
There were two homeless, pity friends.
Lets called one of them, say so,- "Fred".
One day, "Armani" suit Fred found in the dump,
But Fred was not conceited, as I would done.
This means, that not always, a sudden wealth
Corrupted people. Not, at all, always!
A philosopher friend asks a mathematician friend
If you see one bird with one eye
How many birds will be seen with two eyes?
Mathematician fails in mathematics says one in answer
Now, mathematician friend asks philosopher friend
if one bullet kills a bird sitting on a branch of a tree
then how many birds will be killed with two bullets?
Philosopher friend says all will fly away
friendship, funny, peace, teen
We are all friends
Sitting around the fire,
Passing the weed
Tellin' stories we admire.
Nothing was wrong,
It all seemed right,
Laughing and smoking
Until the night turned bright.
We did not want to sleep,
We did not want to leave,
This moment will live on forever,
Getting high on New Year's Eve.
when Figgie the frog came home from his first day at school
his mother asked how he like the teacher. he replied ‘just fine mom’
Then she asked if he made friends with some of the children
he answered ‘no they don’t like me’.
why don’t they like you Figgie. I don’t know, they just walk away when I start to talk to them’.
what do you say to them? ‘croak’ he replied.
allegory, angst, funny,
Another successful day gone by..
Another task mastered,
Another reason to smile
Hug your spouse
Even if he is a louse
Or, if he's really bad, chuck him "out the house"!
I only but hope you are happy,
and life is grand,
If not, for breakfast,
feed him porridge
made of sand.
Unfortunately- all my old friends already gone,
But I got new two - always with me together.
First is Alzheimer, second- Parkinson
We are inseparable. In any place and weather!