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Poem Details | by scott thirtyseven |
Categories: giggle, humorous, morning,

morning

MORNING

Good morning World.

Damn you!
and your warm
sunray fingers
prying open my eyes.

Robbing me of my
nocturnal fantasies,
my semiconscious bliss.

Leaving the remnants
of my peace 
and tranquillity
laying scattered across
my face and through
my hair.

Your rising light
shrinking the shadows
of my freedom.

I will not be seduced
by your clear blue promises.

For your pressing realities
already taste foul
in my mouth.

Leave me Morning
to my diminishing serenity.


I have performed this piece and it shows on you tube (I hope this works, if not try copying to your address bar):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egYjy4Iu5e8&feature=youtu.be
enjoy


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dedication,

Jan - The Giggle Queen



My sister Jan, y'all know who I mean Joined the Soup and became a giggle machine Big laughs galore Leaves us wanting more Giggle Queen of the Soup, brings joy to the scene © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: best friend, cool, giggle, humor,

- Of Similarities -



All the slightest detais that make us so far apart, but so alike














21.05-2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Roger Wilson |
Categories: animal, betrayal, fate, giggle,

The frog and the cricket

The frog croaked
The cricket chirped
The cricket croaked
The frog burped


Poem Details | by Zoe Marshall |
Categories: creation, cute, emotions,

The Giggle Fairy

Hello, my name is Mary
And I'm a giggle fairy!
You will know when I am near
just listen then you'll hear...
The sound of gentle giggling
The sound of my wings wriggling
It's bound to make you smile
If you listen for a while
I arrive when you feel sad 
To make you feel less bad
I pour giggles in your heart 
but this is just the start
I steal away your fears
and dry up all your tears
Then when your giggles start
It's then I have to part
but I'll return one day
With giggles all the way 



Poem Details | by SKAT A |
Categories: adventure, brother, fantasy, funny, funny love, giggle, girlfriend,

Monkey See

Monkey See~

There once was a monkey named Frank
Who loved to walk the plank
He said too many jokes
Pulled too many hoaxe-s 
Ha! Ha! Ha! Then he got a good spank

*

Who's that monkey in front of me
I dare to hang with you on a tree
Oh! What I do? Will you do?
Together we are like glue
Is that my flea or your flea?

~ Skat ~

Contest~


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october,

Witch Bakery

There once was a witch whose pies
Were unique as to flavor and size.
When she opened her ovens
She delighted her covens,
With dozens of old crusty guys.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: fun, funny love, giggle, humor, people, silly, tree,

Out Pops - a collab with Olive Eloisa Guillermo

Two poets who couldn't agree Raise their voices to their loud pleas One wasn't able to stop His zip open, out pops! Haha, it's a pea, not the size of a tree ©J. A. Fraser and O. E. Guillermo 15.18pm, April 07, 2015

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: car, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous,

Tim And His Kelly Green Mustang


I have a friend by the name of Tim, He keeps in shape when frequents the gym. His Kelly green Mustang he drove And smack'd it into a cove. The witches got him and ate one of his limbs! Dorian Petersen aka ladydp2000 copyright@2014 October,5,2014

Poem Details | by Jackson LaBaugh |
Categories: age, arabic, assonance, beach, bird, giggle, judgement,

Haiku for the Color Red

As heat bursts around,
silence lets me ponder on,
where I left my phone.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,

Unfortunate Singer

My friend Quigley likes to sing
Really almost any thing.
Till once a high note
Caused a blackbird to float,
Back down to earth less one wing.

Poem Details | by Julie Grenness |
Categories: fun, giggle, sports,

INDOOR SPORTS

This is a verse of new thoughts,
I've invented indoor sports,
Written in a poem of riddles,
Like, "What is Time for Tiddles?"
Why, it's wine with Mahjong,
Those tiles don't tarry long,
Then, it's "Drinks for Scrabble,"
With bevvies, we'll all dabble,
Or, "Come and try my beers,"
Many varieties over here,
New indoor sports, my dears!

Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: friend, fun, giggle, smile,

The Queen of laughter





Delight and laughter are your stock and trade,
With rhyme you carry our worries away,
You’re much more fun than a penny arcade.
Words sparkle like an egg by Faberge,
Dancing across poems like a cabaret.

A footle on poop, you’re back in the loop,
With words tastier than alphabet soup.
The limericks you write are out of sight,
Leaving us soupers no time to regroup,
Before the next poem gives pure delight.


Written 07/07/2015 for my dear friend Jan. 
"When you smile all Soupers smile with you"



Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: dance, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

While Close Dancing

On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
-	“If you feel something hard
-	Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”

Poem Details | by Davina Browne |
Categories: best friend, cute love, funny love, giggle,

Stand by me

Stand by me in the fields of dreams,
Where the clouds part and the sunset light beams,
Hear the river as it streams,
Down to where it redeems
Stand by me where the flowers blooms,
Where the sun does not loom,
Out of sight is where the fairies zoom,
This is where the animals groom,
Stand by me under the willow tree,
Where we once fell and grazed our knees,
Here is where the grass made us sneeze
Where we lied and cuddled and squeezed 

Poem Details | by Judy Valko |
Categories: kids, giggle, humor, humorous, kid, silly,

Nail Polish

Nail Polish

I’ve polished all my fingers,
And polished all my toes.
There’s polish on my knees,
And even on my nose.

I’ve watched my sister do it.
She always gets it right.
But when I try to paint it on,
I’m such a dreadful sight! ~

Though I get it everywhere,
I really wouldn’t mind,
But someone help me figure out,
How it got on my behind!

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: giggle, holiday, love,

- Rio de Janeiro And Carl -





Carl is still in Rio
He is hooked on the casino
Sweet love in moonlight
Cherry musk all night
His libido is like a volcano













01.03.2018
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
6-8-5 -5 -10 syllables
www.howmanysyllables.com







Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: art, friend, funny, giggle, humorous, poets, woman,

Waiting for any Woman

Be patient
be very very patient
after that
add more patience
then wait
and wait
and wait and wait and wait
become a waiter
at least you will be paid to wait

When she finally finally arrives
give her the biggest smile you possibly possess
tell her, "Hello love, you are early and
looking very majestically beautiful my sweet!
what have you done to your hair love?"
since you have waited a century or two or three
it's a safe gamble she has, and you my friend
will be a big winner.

Therefore when you wait and wait and wait
be a winner
even skeletons
smile

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: funny, giggle, silly,

The Last Cookie

Poor last cookie, alone on the plate
No one partook, no one ate
Not for lack of flavor, this I know
Having already sampled its sweet morsels

Only one, is it wrong to steal a bite
From someone who's tempered their appetite?
Could I conceive of anyone so flip
As to decline the temptation of chocolate chip?

Must I do a stranger a favor
And step aside so they may savor
The succulence of the final taste
Or grab it now, in greed and haste?

The debate is settled by my mother's standards
Whose inner voice insists I show good manners.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: giggle, humorous, sexy,

JUST A GIGOLO

A young gigolo called Timothy Gave sex for an exorbitant fee But his passionate style Sure made all ladies smile… (I’m hoping that he’s got room for me!) 02~13~17

Poem Details | by fairee nuff |
Categories: funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

an unexpected visitor

 last night i had the strangest dream
 i dreamt i was all manky
 i had greasy hair and smelly feet
 and bogies in my hanky

 my *** was brown and pooey
 my ears full of yellow stuff
 my belly button stank cus
 of all the fuzzy fluff

 my eyes were black like pandas
 my pants were brown and fishy
 my armpits smelled like rotten eggs
 and my farts were wet and squishy

 i dreamed you called unexpectedly
 you surprised me at the door
 you looked aghast and took one whiff
 and fainted on the floor 

Poem Details | by Joseph Sergi |
Categories: funny, giggle,

Summer Cooking

Summer Cooking
Its summer time you know what that means,
We move the grill out for all to see.
Stainless Steel shining in the sun,
Five burners! Yea that’s the one!
Then the family comes over and the heat is on
You’re thinking to yourself “this is not fun”
Sweat is pouring down and rolling in your eyes,
And the smoke rises up to the sky.
Burgers and hot dogs fly off the grill,
You think to yourself when will they be fill?
Summer cooking in the hot sun,
I can’t wait until winter comes.

JSergi
7/4/2018

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: flower, garden, giggle, humorous,

BATHING BEAUTY

her husband made her a beautiful scented bath… pity it’s outdoors! Inspired by the above picture which was taken by my hubby when we were out walking today AWARDED POTD 3RD SEPTEMBER Please go to my poems page so you can see the accompanying picture as it doesn't show on the POTD page 09-01-17

Poem Details | by Phillip Garcia |
Categories: friendship, giggle,

CB Tribute Contest 1 - PFFT

Andrea!   Gosh darn it!  May shame stir your stew!
All five are favorites (yes, even Ms. Loo),
To pick one or the other would make me feel blue,
And long’s been my summer where sorrows accrue.
So PFFFT! to this poem and PFFFT! to you!


10/8/16
Submitted (with all due respect) for:  CB Contest #1

Poem Details | by David Byrne |
Categories: life, giggle,

THE WAITRESS

“All men are pricks” she says
“Are you sure about that?” I say
I look deep into her eyes 
and she half smiles.
She holds the stare and so do I.
“Whatever a woman says, she means 
the opposite” she says with a giggle 
and stubs her cigarette.
She leaves to do a chore
inside the café.
I sip my latte and wait 
for her to come back.

I love our little chats!