Humorous and funny Goodbye poems and/or funny poems about Goodbye. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Goodbye funny poems!
Written by
P.S. Awtry
Categories:
goodbye, humor, moving on, red,
Red-Dress-Fabulous Goodbye
Oh no! What are YOU doing here?
I haven’t seen you in a year!
But I’m sure it’s perfectly clear,
I’m still red-dress fabulous, Dear!
You thought you could steal my spotlight?
You sauntered in like it’s your right.
But now you know, it's no fair fight—
I’m red-dress fabulous, tonight!
Surely you see, it’s my parade!
You’ve been upstaged. You’ve been out played!
And now your welcome’s been overstayed,
there in my red-dress-fabulous shade!
It's getting late and you should fly-
I bid you, red-dress-fabulous Good-bye!
January 15, 2019
Poem of the Day ~ January 17, 2019
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, goodbye, relationship, smile, word play,
A 'Cheery - O'
Rescue relationships that are only so-so
~ Take your leave with a 'Pip, pip, Cheerio!'
Written by
Brittany Reynolds
Categories:
funny, life,
Pest Control --- Goodbye
Goodbye, farewell, adieu, please go away,
this house is mine. I will not share with you.
You see my cabinets as a buffet,
pay no rent, and use the floor as your loo.
You fail miserably as a roommate,
and I’ll be more than glad to see you gone.
Sinisterly gleeful about your fate,
I’m anxious for the curtains to be drawn.
No more ceaseless chattering though the night,
nor any more wires cleaved by rodent teeth.
I won’t fret on small eyes reflecting light,
or creatures hiding in my Christmas wreath.
Escape, or, if you prefer, you can die.
I don’t care which, as long as it’s Goodbye!
Written by
Tonytocaa Camacho
Categories:
funny, goodbye, humor,
Out House Saga
The puffs of air came and went bubbling
Happily putting on the exhaust on high
Running like hell to the outhouse saying bye
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
goodbye, humor,
A Man and His Chair
His favorite chair had a broken spring
He was quite fond of the ugly old thing
But his brand new beau
Said ” this thing must go!"
And that was the end of their short lived fling
Written by
Hanif Munthali
Categories:
absence, addiction, allusion, cry, funny love, goodbye
At the Middle of the Night
AT THE MIDLE OF A NIGHT
I wake up to unusual ringtone
I rise to pick up my phone
One eyed half open,
I stretch out my hands down my pillow
I clean my throat ready to say “hallo”
My right thumb on the screen to slide the green icon
But….there is no message or a missed call
Oh my God, I forgot that I never had you’re new number at all
Because you’re gone- my sweetie
So reluctantly, I have to go back to sleep
Written by
Brenda Rose
Categories:
appreciation, cheer up, dedication, emotions, goodbye, humorous
Bob the Builder
He’s known as Bob the Builder
But soon we must say farewell,
He says it’s time to leave
And so to this we wish him well.
What shall we do without him?
How will the work get done?
Because he does the work of several
And still he makes it look like fun.
So before we say goodbye
It’s important to understand
He’s not just Bob the Builder
To us he’s Bob the Gentleman!
Brenda Elizabeth Rose
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
care, funny, funny love, good morning, good night, goodbye
The Oversized Plastic Coffee Cup Says
The oversized
Plastic coffee cup
with the plastic lid
says
Caution!
I am hot and wet
Handle me with care
Do not microwave
Written by
Diane Lefebvre
Categories:
farewell, goodbye, humor, nonsense,
Tick Tac Mac
There was a young man we'll call Mac,
who loved to suck on a tic tac.
But one choked him today.
What a price he did pay
and he'll never, ever be back.
Written by
Stanley Harris
Categories:
celebrity, crazy, football, goodbye, hilarious, surreal
Richer Than Rich
Richer than rich!
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad Author
& A Poetry Soup honourably mentioned poet
Has football gone completely mad!
A sport of all now to be had!
Boys and girls play it today.
I wonder, is it for the pay?
Talk is now, if one does go.
To China, that’s overseas, you know.
If here you have made your name.
There you would be one of fame.
I mean a million pounds every week!
No doubt one will work, so to speak.
But kicking an air filled ball.
Ain’t worth one million pounds at all!
Still, if I was offered a payment so.
Off I would blinking go.
I’d write a verse every day!
Rest of the time I’d count me pay.
lol (The new mad Author)
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
brother, caregiving, crazy, dark, funny, goodbye
Maturity
Two prates,
sick paste,
wanton waste,
yet terrible brain.
One more way,
for me in the daze,
then the song with the wait,
then the bong and your faith-
yes it's gone,
but no you're still to gait-
you're still to frame,
you're still to blame.
Written by
Jonathan Moya
Categories:
beautiful, betrayal, engagement, funny love, girlfriend, goodbye
Bride To Be
Oh sweet bride to be
as the flowers bloom
you snuck to my room
in hopes of a lustful spoon
Groom anxiously awaits
as your father opens the front gates
No one will comprehend our fate
Face to face we engage
Stockings, undergarments and satin lace
on the floor they lay
We embrace and grind away
Written by
Brenda Meier-Hans
Categories:
flower, funny, goodbye, imagination, leaving, nature
Moving On
Goodbye sweet friend it's time to go,
Don't act as if you did not know.
Now is the chance for me to show,
You have become my greatest foe
I'm leaving you at dawn.
Remember when we used to be
Like peas in a pod, you and me?
Now all I want is to be free
It's time I'm moving on.
The sun awoke to bless my sky,
Wind has given me wings to fly,
I'm feeling so free, I cannot lie
Turning I whisper one last goodbye,
As I'm leaving you at dawn.
Today has become my greatest test...
Find a field where my seed shall rest
Till when next year I'm a Dandelion pest.
That's why I'm moving on.
09.08. 2014
Written for Anthony Slausen’s Contest Moving On
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
character, farewell, funny, goodbye,
Goodbye and Farewell
Frail boundaries pushed until they pop
I fall off the fence of protection
Shocked as my readers, but not surprised
With permanent loss of connection!
"Karma's a *****", the battle cry is heard
An apt notion I'm forced to suppose
Tempting fate, you'll eventually fail
To arise with the scent of a rose
Wait a moment, what's this you orate
I'm not an ejected noodle from the soup?
I guess it's not "goodbye and farewell"
You can just forget all of that poop!
Written by
Raven Tones
Categories:
absence, dark, depression, goodbye, humorous, metaphor
Pavement Pancake
Slowly We Are All Falling,
Some Just Quicker Than Others,
Some Will Have An Arm To Grab Before Hitting Bottom,
Some Never Bothered To Pack A Parashute,
And The Others Are Just Enjoying The Fresh Air On The Way Down,
Awaiting To Become A Pavement Pancake
If we have a hand to hold us we may never had fallen
And if we had an ear lent someone would have heard cries for help
My parachute is broken, no ever listened, and the held let go of me
Before we, land the only thing left to think is,
i wonder if anyone has any maple syrup
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
death, fish, funny, goodbye, life,
Without a Wave
I press my face
against
the window glass
like a small fish
in a large fish tank
looking out
swimming
in lukewarm water
watching
the outside world
rush by
without a wave
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
break up, humorous, husband,
Kiss Goodbye
I’ll blow you a kiss when I leave
But I’m off with my lover to Paris
The thought of you makes me heave
I know all about you and fat Alice
You said you were working late
But that’s just been a pack of lies
You were discovered in bed on that date
With that moo with the wobbly thighs
Guess that two can play at that game
I think its time to call it a day
We can both hang our heads in shame
As I’ve gone off with her hubby Ray
4th September 2014
Contest: The Poet II
Sponsored by Gautami Phookan
Written by
Suraj Singh
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength
Questions For You
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
fantasy, farewell, funny, goodbye, hilarious, humorous
Better
my new better computer
came with a shiny new button
that yelled out –delete trash
I kept on pressing the button
but the world around me
didn’t get any better
I guess I need to either learn
how to use my computer better
or get one with better technology
I got a new better computer
made a list of things and people
I would like to see gone
pressed the delete trash button
and an error message came on the screen
saying not enough storage
Written by
Christina Larmon
Categories:
funny, love, parody,
Romeo's Goodbye
Tainted lovers leave
Broken lies.
From sorrow did our souls reply,
To see upon this marital bed
A prickly thorn upon its head.
And I,
With shirt,and shoes,and cap
Do take those tender words right back.
For intertwined we could never be
A stitch on true love's tapestry.
For hurried hearts
Doth often hide
Where lustful desires coincide.
Now that the beast lay satisfied
I fear my love for thee hath died.
And all I pray thee take in stride
With this my ultimate,
Last goodbye.
Written by
Sydney Avey
Categories:
break up, humorous,
Hello and Goodbye
Although we’ve hardly even met
Your moniker I just don’t get
Truly I have no clue
Poet Destroyer, what’s with that?
I would not hang that on my cat!
I’m breaking up with you.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
goodbye, humor,
- Checkmate Ho Ho Ho -
Rudolf is retired
the elves have left
to a South Sea island
Modern Santas
transfers money gifts
via the online bank
Cash -
Old Santa is out of the game
05.12.2022
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
cheer up, death, goodbye, heaven, humor, remember
Dale - On the Death of Dale Winton
When you're at the checkout counter
And you hear the beep
It won't be Dale having fun
On Supermarket Sweep
Dale's with the angels now
I hope they like his style
And let him have a trolley
And go wild in the aisle
© Gail Foster 19th April 2018
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
boyfriend, break up, farewell, funny, girlfriend, goodbye
The End
He was skinny as a rail
Dared not put him on a scale
He grew much fatter
Didn’t seem to matter
I knew that he could not fail
~
She livened every party
Always knew she was hearty
She wailed when over
Like she was rover
Howls making her a smarty
~
I left him there in the past
Despite all that he had asked
Begging me to stay
Had to make him pay
Leaving had to be done fast
Written by
Akinlade Seyifunmi Sky
Categories:
funny, goodbye, love, love hurts, poetry, sensual
Digit-Her
Tell me you 8 me,
Please, don't you d-9.
Tell me to 1- der away,
That you're 2 bad for me.
Tell me of your 5 star escapades
With your Slay Queen 6-ters.
Tell me you're a 3-ickster
And your heart isn't meant 4 love.
Tell me, so I'd 0 my mind.