Funny Poems About Graduation or Graduation Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Graduation poems and/or funny poems about Graduation. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Graduation funny poems!

Written by Jimmi Canada
Categories: graduation, growing up, heart, history, humor, marriage

Walk

A bulging extremity,

a feminist integrity,

a swaggering centipede,

the cops arresting me,

my dick the right size,

the bang coming out of your eye's,

the sensitivity upon demise,

the dew and dripping from the sky's,

the eagerness of eloping,

the magnitude of doping,

the honesty of groping,

scattering scorpions glowing and scoping.

Written by James Fraser
Categories: best friend, blessing, funny, graduation, humor, humorous

What a Subject

Two old codgers were talking about sex And ones question popped up next This Viagra have you tried For me I can't decide Mm, that's a hard one,what a subject
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Written by Paul Geiger
Categories: education, graduation, humor, wisdom,

Phd

you won't find me changed 
from him you knew—just more sure
of all I thought true

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: fear, food, graduation, humorous,

Graduation Dessert Dilemma

Reading my son’s graduation dinner menu It filled me with consternation Will I make a foolish choice … I’m full of trepidation My favourite dessert is on the list It’s stiffie cockie pudding Oops – there I go I meant sticky toffee pudding If I make my spoonerism – I hope and pray it will be missed!! My first poem posted here is called ‘Just Desserts’ and is a true story. When I read my son’s graduation dinner menu I just HAVE to order this pudding – wish me luck on the day!!!! 6th June 2016

Written by Harold Hunt Sr
Categories: funny, graduation,

Day After Grad

The Day after grad.
The day after you grad. You get home not knowing what to do.
Looking through the newspaper.
A butcher, a baker, a Hamburg maker.
No plans at all but just had to call. Mickey Ds or the cow king. They say jobs are 
good.
I walk the floor I just can't do it no more. 
Dam I want to go back to school


Written by Melissa Gregg
Categories: daughter, family, funny, happiness, life, mother

Graduation Day

Her eyes dancing with excitement
The joy cannot be contained
Today is graduation day
My sanity regained!

Her red gown pressed so neatly
Cap perfectly on her head
Tears are coming to my eyes
No matter what I said!

Call her name, Come on let’s go!
Across that stage so brave
One hand open, One hand up
Tell me she’s not going to wave!

The crowd goes wild for my little girl
She blows kisses to us all
Hands are waving in the air 
Please look out for the wall!

As she disappears from my sight
Her big debut’s been made
I can’t believe it’s finally over
Here we come 1st grade!

Written by CayCay Jennings
Categories: abuse, animal, change, dream, graduation, humorous

Schooled In Oklahoma

When Len traveled to Oklahoma to obtain a ranching diploma a bull butted him hard out in the training yard and he but earned a hematoma.
... CayCay July 25, 2019 State Limerick Contest

Written by Anais Vionet
Categories: friendship, graduation, humor, school, student, teen

I Posted a New Short Story - Seniors

I have another piece that's too long for here - so it's in "Short Storries."

It's called "Seniors" - about a High School graduation party

I know I could take things out - but then it's not what I wanted to say *shrug*

Here's the link
URL:  https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/seniors_9476

I hope you like it!

Written by Christopher Bunton
Categories: graduation, humor,

For the Graduate

For the Graduate

Your school days are done;
graduation has come.
It's time to rest.

Cause a job comes tomorrow;
to pay what you borrowed,
for all those debts.



For the Occasional Poetry Poetry contest.  2/24/2020

Written by David Crandall
Categories: graduation, humor, retirement,

Can't Get Fired

I am not in school,
and I am retired.
I can’t get an “F”,
And I can’t get fired.