Humorous and funny Graduation poems and/or funny poems about Graduation. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Graduation funny poems!
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
graduation, growing up, heart, history, humor, marriage
Walk
A bulging extremity,
a feminist integrity,
a swaggering centipede,
the cops arresting me,
my dick the right size,
the bang coming out of your eye's,
the sensitivity upon demise,
the dew and dripping from the sky's,
the eagerness of eloping,
the magnitude of doping,
the honesty of groping,
scattering scorpions glowing and scoping.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
best friend, blessing, funny, graduation, humor, humorous
What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a subject
.
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
education, graduation, humor, wisdom,
Phd
you won't find me changed
from him you knew—just more sure
of all I thought true
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
fear, food, graduation, humorous,
Graduation Dessert Dilemma
Reading my son’s graduation dinner menu
It filled me with consternation
Will I make a foolish choice …
I’m full of trepidation
My favourite dessert is on the list
It’s stiffie cockie pudding
Oops – there I go I meant sticky toffee pudding
If I make my spoonerism – I hope and pray it will be missed!!
My first poem posted here is called ‘Just Desserts’ and is a true story. When I read my son’s graduation dinner menu I just HAVE to order this pudding – wish me luck on the day!!!!
6th June 2016
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
funny, graduation,
Day After Grad
The Day after grad.
The day after you grad. You get home not knowing what to do.
Looking through the newspaper.
A butcher, a baker, a Hamburg maker.
No plans at all but just had to call. Mickey Ds or the cow king. They say jobs are
good.
I walk the floor I just can't do it no more.
Dam I want to go back to school
Written by
Melissa Gregg
Categories:
daughter, family, funny, happiness, life, mother
Graduation Day
Her eyes dancing with excitement
The joy cannot be contained
Today is graduation day
My sanity regained!
Her red gown pressed so neatly
Cap perfectly on her head
Tears are coming to my eyes
No matter what I said!
Call her name, Come on let’s go!
Across that stage so brave
One hand open, One hand up
Tell me she’s not going to wave!
The crowd goes wild for my little girl
She blows kisses to us all
Hands are waving in the air
Please look out for the wall!
As she disappears from my sight
Her big debut’s been made
I can’t believe it’s finally over
Here we come 1st grade!
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
abuse, animal, change, dream, graduation, humorous
Schooled In Oklahoma
When Len traveled to Oklahoma
to obtain a ranching diploma
a bull butted him hard
out in the training yard
and he but earned a hematoma.
... CayCay
July 25, 2019
State Limerick Contest
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
friendship, graduation, humor, school, student, teen
I Posted a New Short Story - Seniors
I have another piece that's too long for here - so it's in "Short Storries."
It's called "Seniors" - about a High School graduation party
I know I could take things out - but then it's not what I wanted to say *shrug*
Here's the link
URL: https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/seniors_9476
I hope you like it!
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
graduation, humor,
For the Graduate
For the Graduate
Your school days are done;
graduation has come.
It's time to rest.
Cause a job comes tomorrow;
to pay what you borrowed,
for all those debts.
For the Occasional Poetry Poetry contest. 2/24/2020
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
graduation, humor, retirement,
Can't Get Fired
I am not in school,
and I am retired.
I can’t get an “F”,
And I can’t get fired.