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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
America's (Idle) Pastime
From New York, Austin, and L.A.,
From Cleveland and Seattle,
Ingloriously they screech or bray
In an auditioning battle.
And by the time we all feel sick,
(the judges homicidal!),
we get to know from whom we’ll pick
our next great Singing Idol.
For the "A GROOK FOR ALL OCCASIONS" Poetry Contest of Suzzette Crous
(using topic one, annoying sound and also etc topic, on a TV show I actually love!)
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
children, humorous, parents,
Small babies are unpredictable just like the weather
Often wet; with sudden outbreaks of terrible wind
But would I have altered anything, no never …
Being a parent, you become very thick skinned!
Contest: Grook
Sponsor: Silent One
02~14~16
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
When it comes to the vacuum cleaner
my dog is a jealous beast,
showing off his fangs and claws.
Does he not know that I'd feed
my Oreck less if he, now and then, but
wiped his paws?
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
animals, funny, nature
.
Everywhere I go
My Chihuahua rides with me
In his McDonald's coffee cup
Right next to me on the seat
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
analogy, deep, humanity, humor, imagination, introspection, wisdom,
You'll find it is a good idea,
now and then,
to look at the bigger picture:
see with a broader view
the workings of your fellow men.
A word of advice, if I may,
please, don't stay too long,
be sure to always come back soon!
One learns next to nothing
about mankind
by looking at the earth
while standing on the moon.
NOTE: Another oldie.
Poem Details | by
John Trusty |
Categories:
funny
Here’s to Möbius and his strip.
Like some attitudes, it is a circuitous
one sided trip!
© 2010 John M.Trusty
*For the Grook contest. Dedicated to A.F.Möbius (et al) and the attitude of some people,
which will never be as fascinating as his strip.
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
funny, rain, me,
Once my leather shoes made me proud with their softness and luster,
but after eleven months of heavy usage they have lost all glamor;
even small thorns and nails can penetrate their worn-out soles;
ah, squeaky, squeaky shoes...you annoy me when steady rain falls!
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
culture, funny, introspection, wisdom,
How redundant is it
to give out a word to the wise.
Is it not the fools
who most need the advice?
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
funny, life,
DAMN it, you stupid old fart!
Why did you pull out THAT cart?
That cart with the wobbly front wheel
And it squeaks! (How embarrassed I feel)
Oops! Beg your pardon sweet ma'am
Yes, I know who I think that I am
(Crash) Oh good god mercy me
"CLEAN-UP ON AISLE NUMBER THREE"
Poem Details | by
Sandy Ivy D |
Categories:
funny,
*
I take my clothe off' now that is fun.
My nipples get hard under the new summer sun.
Winter approaches'
And still my nipples are hard.
3-30-12
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
childhood, computer, funny,
To the great outdoors
my grandparents love to go,
simply for the atmosphere it gives
like when they play Bingo.
I like to walk the trails, the mountains,
to get my wild nature fix.
They both have bad eyesight and can't quite comprehend
these crazy realistic graphics!
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
allusion, death, funeral, funny, humorous, satire,
Post scriptum Written upon a lawyer's grave Oh! Now they tell me I must pay
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
I sit here with lower back pain
Need to see the doctor
Con…….
…………sti………
……………..pationnnnah driving me insane
*don't know if it would be classed as a grook, never wriiten one before*
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
allusion, humor, irony, psychological, river, word play, youth,
When the young Nile decided to run opposite of its peers.
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny
When feeding a family of four
From a 16-inch terrarium
The secret is to eat less, not more
Or build a seafood aquarium
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
humorous,
It's funny when people complain
about you having an obnoxious laugh
(and yet they're as cold as ice).
There's no need to explain yourself to this person.
Not when a good drawn out fit of laughter
would suffice!
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
allusion, funny, humor, integrity, poetry, satire,
Puffy words never made the bird bigger
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
humor,
Dressed in fine attire
Armani sleek for sure
But his fingers must be flexible wire
As they get peanut butter pure
How gross for those that follow
And want peanut butter
And jelly but can't swallow
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
allusion, funny, humorous, nonsense, poetry, rap, word play,
In my bonce when to nonce Just another sense but I never ponce
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
community, green, humor, humorous, life, psychological, work,
If grass is always greener on the other side of the fence that means I would have to mow more grass
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
culture, humor, political, satire,
if you can’t laugh at yourself you are racist
Poem Details | by
John Hamilton |
Categories:
funny, god, prayer, pride,
Impatience of the proud
The proud and the selfish always need to be first in line
They cannot wait for anyone their self- importance is so sublime
They even pray to God 'Oh Lord please help me to be patient and be kind
But, can you hurry it up please, I'm really out of time'!
John Derek Hamilton
February15,2016
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
allusion, future, grave, humor, introspection, irony, word play,
The ghost of future past lines chiseled upon his face at least they spelled my name right
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
Those candy-coated chocolate pieces of world-wide fame
since many years ago have made a silly half-true claim.
In your mouth the advertisers say they melt.
I should think that part is obviously true.
But hold them in your hand a while; your palm will turn
yellow, brown, green, red, orange, and/or blue!
For the Meltdown Contest
Poem Details | by
Amy Green |
Categories:
funny
I went to his door
After doing a bit of a crazy thing
My Doc told me this man could settle
my brain and it's loose spring
PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST
Was some kind of psychiatrist
But after reading the words beheld
on that door,
I must admit- from that building I tore!
A. Green