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Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beauty, dream, emotions, funny, growth, nature, water,

Bill's Cucumbers

There once was a Nun who knew Bill For his cucumbers gave her a thrill Off to sleep she went, dreamt Her thoughts heavenly sent All sweating she woke up with a shrill Now embarrassed she's off to confess That a cucumbers left her distressed To the Father she cries Would they be Bill's he replied I've dreamt, now let us totally repent < came to me after reading Jan Allison's 'Limerick' about Bill's Cucumbers >


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: animal, growth, humor, word play,

My Willie's Not Small Anymore

I once won a lucky drawing
When at the local county fair
I won a small calf of my own
A prize like that, they say is rare

He was so small, I was worried
Will he live or will he not
So I decided to name him Willie
And though small, he ate a lot!

My Willie's not small anymore
He's so big he's hard to pull
And now he weighs four hundred pounds
I think that is a lot of bull!

Poem Details | by Smail Poems |
Categories: age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,

Princesses

Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,

Bladder Problems in Class

Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-
zontally

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using lunchtime to do 
Their business 

No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?


Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: career, computer, education, growth, humorous, rude, slam,

Learn Something

Do you feel like each day is the same? 
Do all things, every person,  each glitch 
you encounter seem boring and lame?  
Is the rut you're in more like a ditch? 

When you want to rekindle the flame, 
let the internet help you enrich  
your existence and soon you'll reclaim 
that old joy you felt filling your niche. 

If you yearn to get back in the game
learn to use the new tools that exist.
If you don't, you'll be solely to blame.
So, log on now and Google it, b&tch!

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: age, funny, growth, life,

RUDOLPH JON RINALDI

RARELY 
I WRITE MY NAME IN FULL
IT WOULD APPEAR 
OF ME 
TO BE 
POMPOUS AND PRETENTIOUS 
TO DO SO

FOR THEN WHEN YOUNG
I SAW
MY NAME IN PRINT
RUDOLPH JON RINALDI
HAD THE SYMMETRY AND POWER 
Of A NEW SHINNY AIRPLANE PROPELLER PROP
BUT THAT WAS THEN
WHEN I WAS YOUNG
 
AND NOW IN AGE  
IT SEEMS 
TO BE
OF ME 
TO HAVE
THE BEAUTY AND SOLIDITY 
OF AN OLD ***
 

Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: cheer up, fun, funny, giggle, growth, hilarious, humorous,

Sitting Awkwardly So They Don't See the Evidence

Silly
Willy

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: computer, funny, future, growth, life,

Super box

look up in the sky information in the air able to leap over tall buildings information everywhere more speed than a locomotive more bytes than a mosquito stuffing my box
cramming my brain hope it will rain to slow it down for a nano-second so that I can take a 
breath knowing that the machine can’t breathe           yet!


Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: abuse, environment, funny, growth, life,

Castles in my sink

I like Arthur 
stack my dishes 
high in mounds of glass and steel 
like castles in the sink they rise
until the very top 
when wet they slip  
to their and my demise

Poem Details | by Gerry Mattia |
Categories: beauty, community, earth, environment, growth, identity, introspection, memory, summer,

Funny Thing About The Yard

It’s always behind or in front

seems it needs a door to get to

never complains when it rains

pleasantly, pets poop & pee

friends & family cross to hug me

my connect out there

in the back and front

it’s what I have now for all the hard

that stretch out there

the yard

Poem Details | by Edgar R. Eslit |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, growth, happy, heart, hero, hilarious,

Walking Through The Sunset Boulevard

If I can pull the sunset back to its hidden closet

Usher the storm in its concealed abode

And blanket the silhouette of sunrise before the tilting

Shadow of that leaning mountain.

In silent prayer

I swear

That your love

Will remain

Soaking in the canvas

Of my mourning, gripping and grappling

But praying heart.

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: change, childhood, courage, dream, funny, growth,

Maybe in May

Maybe I'll get an iPhone for my birthday 
Ah...on the other hand, I'd like to get an iced coffee
Yeah - I'll just accept my water 
Be honest, David - I'm a brat and a smarty pants 
Enjoy your break time and kick back...chill for a time ...

I'm a little nervous - I feel that my writing's are
Not that impressive - maybe in May, 

May I ask him for a free lemonade? 
And yes - I get a free lemonade 
Yes!! Maybe in May, I might get a part-time job or I might be a famous poet - someday...someday...

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: age, funny, growth, life, loss, natural disasters, old,

the size of my ears

it appears
with the passing 
of the years 
that the pouring out 
of my tears 
seems to grow 
in proportion 
to the size 
and hair of my ears

it appears
with the passing 
of the years 
that the size 
and hair of my ears
seems to grow 
in proportion 
to the increases
in my fears

It also appears
with the passing 
of the years 
that the increase 
in my fears 
is proportional to the increases
in my tears  
the size and hair of
the ears
and in reverse proportion
to what I hear

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, health, imagination, life

Growth Pains

.



I definitely am not getting older but younger 
                     
Reaching the age of growth pains now the bridger..

Poem Details | by Trey Hamner |
Categories: change, growth, happy, humor, imagery, introspection, november,

FIVE FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES FOR CONTEST

Bless you
Mrs. spew

That sneeze
Bent trees

Wipe your
Nose more

Behold
That cold

You blast
Spreads fast









Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: change, confusion, for him, growth, humor,

The Puzzle About My Hair

When I go in to take a shower
I see stubble in the mirror there
Everything else is about the same
So what's the puzzle about my hair?

My beard will be thick or thin who knows?
My mustache tries to grow to the ground
My ears and nose one hair at a time
But on top there's not much be found

Fingernails grow but take quite a while
My belly shows what's laying down there
Everything else seems to be the same
So what's the puzzle about my hair?

I guess that's just my hair cross to bear
An answer not to be discovered
I'll shave and clip and cut and snip
All the rest will have to be covered!




Poem Details | by richard nnoli |
Categories: africa, courage, freedom, growth, humanity, humor, inspiration,

Everyone got a reason

everyone got a reason
every one is struggling
one way or the other 

we are need to survive
one way or the other 

everyone need to be free
freedom is need in every soul 
one way or the orther

everyone is fighting
we all got a fight 
one way or the other 

everyone need focus 
cos nowadays 
we are out of focus 
one way or the other 

everyone need to win
we need prove 
one thing some how 
that thing that brings 
 us a sense of  belonging
one way or the other

we are all victims of live 
one way or the other

and 
every one need love
it helps in if
everyone got a reason

Poem Details | by Janet Bingham |
Categories: encouraging, giggle, growing up, growth, irony, leadership, meaningful,

A Voting Suggestion

As a rule 
of thumb
VOTE "NO."
Keep America
the way it was.
What we had in the 50's
is better
than what we'll get.

Janet Marie Bingham

Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: growth, humor, mystery,

Shadow Surprise

Daily at dusk he couldn't refute
a mystery showing up taking root
it didn't ever knock
arrived at five o'clock
shadow surprise making him hirsute



3-22-18

Poem Details | by Brady Harness |
Categories: change, culture, growth, hope, humor, meaningful, wisdom,

AUTO, PLANE and OMNIBUS

AUTO,  PLANE  AND  OMNIBUS


Auto, Plane and Omnibus-
what a marvelous fuss,
that stupor'd man creates with you.

Ladies, Gentlemen and Nom De Plumes-
what frolic,
just yesterday unknown;
is reality tomorrow ?

That which is up, that which is down,
how can we tell right from wrong-
when covered with technology ?

It takes the roses essence
and be-little it to nothingness-
until Poet and Philosopher,
re-erects it on a citadel of Love !

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: growth, humorous, time,

Over a Lifetime

Keep your eye on your nose
      Over a lifetime
        ~ It grows

Poem Details | by Tony Hargreaves |
Categories: body, destiny, earth, environment, growth, humorous, pollution, science,

GENES ARE THE MEANS

he cannot slow the pace 
of population race
he must build more and more
consuming stuff galore
man surely is clever
but now he goes too far
look at so-called progress
and see but selfishness
no wisdom do we find
within his puerile mind
among all living things 
his poison spreads and stings
the answer is quite clear
his genes we engineer
to take him down to size
and bring a compromise
so he will consume less
and thus reduce his mess
then generations on 
this problem will be gone
for when his body mass
is hundred grams or less
his predators will come
bring equilibrium

Poem Details | by Michelo Mweetwa |
Categories: growth, happy birthday, hate, health, hello, hilarious, home,

Laughing with my eyes closed

They laugh like the whole world is noticing
I laugh like no one is watching me

They laugh to hide their fear and their lies
I laugh till it’s teary in my eyes

They laugh to make others riled
I laugh to make others smile

They laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at them because they are consistent

They laugh nervously because tomorrow is all they count
I laugh because tomorrow never comes

They laugh to pretend they are happy
I laugh to make others happy

They laugh at neighbours and enemies
I laugh with strangers and babies

They laugh to conceal their ill-feeling
I laugh because laughter is fulfilling 

Poem Details | by TS Poetry |
Categories: giggle, growth,

Planted: Real Poetry To Live By

I play with shadows under guise of light and dark ripened under a half-met sun ripp'd where tainted thoughts dare run looking down, afleet barren to thrust flowers slain and seeds lay rough all the while the weeds won't grow til her toil unearthed in muddy soil patted pasties put, dripp'd in soot dirtied mouths and unwashed foot tied up a mare/amoré amount to what the rituals, trinitized, doeful eyes no doubt wide, batting, abating awaiting wished upon the well waters and her will wash a'cross surrender's pill soon delivered

Poem Details | by Dave Collins |
Categories: dance, flower, funny love, growth, insect, nature, sweet,

Flower power

Whites seas of clover
seduce armies of honeys
sweet summer of love