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Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: humorous,

Hungry Tummy Growling Loudly

We need nourishment and oxygen or our body dies.  My tummy is always telling me he’s hungry by growling at me no matter if I ate or not. Sometimes he is so loud he embarrasses me around people, they'll stop and stare. When is this madness going to ever stop? I don't really eat that much. I eat like a bird. The scales constantly keep lying to me and my clothes keep shrinking in the wash. I’m tired of wearing a girdle to keep my tummy in it just overflows over the top. I want to live a happy life without having to worry what I eat and belly dance. 

anything that eats 
breath has one thing in common
expelling of waste


© 7/26/2015


Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: humor,

What Does the Fox Say

crafty little fox
well-schooled in vernacular
speaks by sleight of tongue

I hereby dedicate this fox phrase -- “A-hee-aee ha-hee!” in a sleightly altered accent- “A-hee-  aha -hee!” to link the crafty fox with the crux of haiku – the aha.   And, just an "oh by the way" - go Ylvis! (Norway’s comedy duo)  "Fox" has topped the charts at You Tube.   It has replaced Norway's  A-ha band’s "Take on Me"  No. 1 hit from way back in 1985. 

wikipedia

written February 28, 2014

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny, sensual,

The Little Blue Pill and Its Effects for contest

Vasodilative
disproportionality:
Somnambulation.

Poem Details | by TAMMY REAMS |
Categories: car, cool, crazy, flying, funny, humorous, silly,

Joy Ride

   My buddy who was quite oafish and wasn't to keen 
   decided to drive his old clunker of a car
   that didn't have any seats to be seen.
   So with great effort he sticks his head out the drivers window while in a squat
   and with a toothless grin he yells, "Watch this!"
   Speeding at 70 in a 40 he flies over a large speed bump going at least 15 feet 
   up in the air!


  Out the window he flew
  like a ball bouncing along
  luckily no splat!


Contest sponsored by: Caren Krutsinger 
Happy Haibun

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: fun, humorous, write,

Rhymes Reasons And Why

Rhymes, they are funny.

Reasons, I like to write them.

Why, they make you laugh.

 

Date Written: 5/292020

Poem Details | by Dave Collins |
Categories: adventure, funny, image, travel,

After hours


midnight at the oasis
a short stroll
on cool dewy grass

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humorous,

JUST A MOMENT

Just a moment...he jumped in ours. The camera said, “Whoa! What just happened?” Another man? Could his heart stand… He snapped...what was in front of his eyes. Had he a momentary blink. He rub-a-dub-dubs his eyes. And I...I laugh, after all, we are in Vegas, baby. 

just a moment a lapse relax
7/22/2020 Just a moment contest Sponsored by John Lawless

Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: analogy, confusion, humor, silly, solitude,

Alone With My Thoughts

I'm alone with my thoughts at the moment, wondering how to keep them all like ducks in a row inside my head! Argh! They come a mile a minute, raging like a furious flood, doing somersaults! My brain, scrambled eggs.

                                                                 feeling so confused
                                                       can't keep my thoughts together
                                                                 what is happening!?



Haibun - Pick Your Theme Poetry Contest (Winner: Honorable Mention)
Sponsored by Line Gauthier
Prose word count: 40
Haiku syllable count: 5/7/5
Checked on www. howmanysyllables.com
Date written: 07/26/2020

Poem Details | by Dave Collins |
Categories: humorous, insect, morning, summer, sun,

Front row



A single web sways
through thin morning rays---
a summer spider circus