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Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
adventure, anti bullying, boat, humor, slavery, violence, voyage,
```Pirate Bay the Haiku```
pirates fierce and mean
drowning fish, sea to sea
parrots on their butt
```Polly Wants A Cracker```
bloodthirst & brutal
Quartermaster Gone Wild
dirty wings on deck
```Sea World Adventure```
ship crew goes on strike
sailing the Caribbean
wooden leg splashing
~*~
Poem Details | by
Skat A |
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
"Sexy Who"
*Summer*
sand, oozing through toes
water down my swimsuit piece
how I love the sun
*Summer*
new sun-rays run my soul
wind swims around my pale skin
sunburn, ouch!
*Dizzy*
strong & Long Lasting
The Viagra moment fades
power by the sun
*Jerk Around*
secret moment
Vixen photos of my youth
rock hard & bigger
~SKAT~
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
food, funny
It bounced off the truck
And then rolled down the highway
Apple turnover
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How 'bout them apples
When Jonathan McIntosh
Won the spelling bee
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Apple of my eye
Jenny had the sweetest smile
For another guy
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Right down to the core
When that apple crossed the plate
An infield dribble
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Just one little hole
In that shiny red apple
Just one little worm
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Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
12th grade, family, father daughter, humor, humorous, mother daughter, relationship,
When I grow up, will I still be princess?
Of course, says glowing daddy.
A roll of the queen’s eyes.
Poem Details | by
Warren Doll |
Categories:
animal, funny, rain, weather,
rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies
Poem Details | by
Sneha Rv |
Categories:
child, childhood, children, christian, christmas, funny, mom,
Reindeer wait
by the pane
I see shapes
A present!
Santa thinks
I’m asleep
Smells like mum
lent Santa
her perfume... ?
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
fish, fishing, flower, humor, river, strength,
big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers
Date Written: 4/12/2022
3 Place
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Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
Poem Details | by
Justin Worthy |
Categories:
food, funny,
Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
dog, fun, humor,
Behavior perfect
Deep cold snow how can she poop
My small dog Kissy
If my dog could talk
I try to understand her
She drown in the snow
18.01.2016
A-L Andresen :)
Poem Details | by
Scott Thirtyseven |
Categories:
beach, garden, humorous, nature,
1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory
2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory
3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory
4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny
5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory
6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav.
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
Blood dripping demon
I can hear scraping under my bed
My heart stops
21.10.2012
A-L Andresen :)
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Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, seasons
five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons
all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words
winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly
bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams
*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest
Poem Details | by
Mark J. Halliday |
Categories:
chocolate, holiday, humorous, religion, valentines day,
Valentinius--
Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.
Saint Valentine's Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!
It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite...
So then, why don't we?!
Poem Details | by
Jackson Labaugh |
Categories:
age, arabic, assonance, beach, bird, giggle, judgement,
As heat bursts around,
silence lets me ponder on,
where I left my phone.
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
funny, halloween,
on halloween eve
apple bobbing with grandma......
false teeth on apple
smiling carved pumpkin
advertisement of toothpaste......
grandma's false teeth
Poem Details | by
M. Hussain Effendi |
Categories:
food, funny, nature,
Must make haste
Excruciating!
Time for "waste"
Poem Details | by
Brian Morton |
Categories:
desire, humor, innocence, loneliness, love, science, youth,
If love is a drug
my chemist doesn't have it.
Where can I find some?
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous,
I popped my cherry
innocence...
a thing of the past
Inspired by Andrea's contest
6th August 2015
Poem Details | by
Bl Devnath |
Categories:
april, funny,
today's April fool
known to all needs to have tool
ooh! advance cheek's smile
Inspired by: JAN ALLISON
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
funny,
a very loud noise
started ringing from my clock—
I fell out of bed
a bumped water glass
rolling across the hard floor—
I slipped on my head
a loud screaming sound
resonated through the house—
my face turned bright red
my husband woke up
hysterically laughing—
I was on the floor
I could not get up
without someone assisting—
ku ku krazy day
I went back to bed
wondering what day it was—
perhaps, tomorrow
Ó April 18, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: ????.....!!!!!.....Ku Ku Crazy......!!!!!.....????
Sponsor Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
animals, funny
A house full of cats
Poor ventilation
Doctor says I have hair balls
How mysterious
Our Tab has far -away eyes
UGHH! It's flatulence
One cat likes to talk
It's the inflection that counts
Feed me, please....................? FEED ME!!!
(meeeww) (MEEOOOWWW!)
Not bothered with mice
Nary a bug in the house
The new 'shredded' style
Fell in the eggnog
Hick hickory....up he run
Dick dickory DOCK! tick tock
Poem Details | by
Bl Devnath |
Categories:
funny, love, valentines day,
old tigers from dens
waiting to come out of sleep
for Valentines kiss
old tigresses fear
emotional utterance
may be played again
Wish you all P.S. friends Happy Valentines Day, enjoy
For Contest: 101 in a ROW contest -5
Sponsored by: PD
Poem Details | by
Danitra David |
Categories:
death, humor,
Death knocks on the door
He is not cloaked with a sickle
He only wants a slice
Poem Details | by
Althea Rose |
Categories:
funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen, tree,
trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees