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Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, courage, cute love, dark, deep, depression, desire, destiny, devotion, dream, first love, funny love, grief, happiness, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i am, i love you, i miss you, innocence, irony, jealousy, lonely, longing, loss, lost, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, night, passion, psychological, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, silence, sky, sleep, solitude, sunset, true love,
have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?
in sync with its partner next door
for a quick kiss over a few flashes only
then arguing again and again
night in, night out.
have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
not signaling a warning to keep away
but sending a call for compassion?
using the dark pauses in between
to yell the same name
over and over and over
into the emptiness of each night.
have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
being your silent cry
only heard by your eternal love?
Poem Details | by
Whit Deschner |
Categories:
12th grade, absence, funny, heartbroken, humorous, lost love, love,
Caught in emotion
She went down to the ocean
To where the cliffs are extremely steep
And there she wept
Then finally lept
At a place called 'Lover's Leap'
But while doing here pouting
The tide took to outing
And now the tour guides to show
Where lost love and gravity
Made a large cavity
Far far on the beach below
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
heartbroken, humorous, poetry,
I wrote the perfect poem, and I double-checked each line
The imagery was stunning, the picture painted was divine
My face broke into a smile with the glowing comments I received
But when I saw the ‘winner’s list’ I found my eyes were deceived
There was a massive void where my name should have been
How could the premiere contest sponsor be so bloody mean!
Contest You Broke my Heart
Sponsored by Nicola Byrne
02~11~17
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,
Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,
So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,
Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,
Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
betrayal, boat, change, computer, confusion, cool, crazy, cute love, emotions, fantasy, funny, funny love, heart, heartbroken, hello, irony, light, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love, love hurts, parody, relationship, river, romantic, sad love, satire, soulmate, voyage, wisdom,
I had my heart put on auto-pilot,
set to navigate towards you;
the low-battery signal just came on,
I don't know what to do.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
heartbroken, humorous,
He stood for hours 'neath the inviting mistletoe,
But nary a gal took notice of his miserable woe!
He smiled and made goo-goo eyes as they passed by,
But they just tittered leaving him high and dry!
He slyly pointed to the mistletoe with a silly grin,
But this didn't impress a soul, much to his chagrin!
He shifted from one foot to the other still hopin'
When to his horror he discovered that his fly was open!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2013 All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Roses Roses |
Categories:
cute love, funny love, heartbroken, lost love, poetry,
She was the fiery love
She was the lonely love
She was the unforgettable love
She was the protected love
She was the jealous love
There are different ways to love but there is only one true love
Were you running away from love or running away from yourself
Afraid that you’re not ready, afraid to be wrong
Every time I think we're moving forward you pull away like the tide
Only getting close enough to see a glimpse of love but too scared to stay and see the whole thing
Returning to your deep depths where you don't have to worry about your true feelings
p.s. you can always run but never fully hide…
Poem Details | by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories:
analogy, emotions, funny love, heartbroken, imagination, metaphor, romance,
The nuclear attack
by her beauty
has bombed
my insecure heart
Setting it ablaze;
Scattering my feelings
Of wild imaginations,
To the winds!
Poem Details | by
Mike Martin |
Categories:
heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, horse, humor, i love you, i miss you,
McMar of the South
Rode out into the meadow
To hide his shadow
It was taller there
Than McMar had ever been
It was darker there
McMar rode faster
Trying hard to outrun it
Riding until dark
I think it's gone now
I hope it doesn't come back
Who's that at my fire?
Who's eating my beans?
Who's helping me stoke my coals?
Who's lying beside me?
Copyright © Mike Martin 2015
Poem Details | by
Al Juman |
Categories:
beautiful, care, dog, funny, garden, heartbroken, humorous,
Said Hyacinth
Shadow is in my garden again.
That Ugly chubby plumb British bulldog.
Why can't the Hamilton's keep her over there.
This a place for birds, bees
and gently dragon fly.
Yet comes this slob rubbing up on my roses.
You rascal!
Just look at you,
sprawled legs scattered up in the air
soaking in the sunshine.
Never mind,
just take your fat overfed self and run along.
Yes I am talking to You!
© Al. Juman The "said" Poet 6/24/2016
Poem Details | by
Juliet Levin |
Categories:
conflict, confusion, cry, depression, heartbroken, lost, love,
It's funny
How we would take
A bullet
For the person
Behind the trigger
And it's funny
How we would love
Someone who is incapable of loving
And it's funny
How we would give it all up
For something that will give you nothing
And it's funny
How we would cry and hurt
For someone who brings you only happiness
And it's funny
How we would lose ourselves
For someone who is forever lost
Poem Details | by
Fritz Purdum |
Categories:
break up, heartbroken, humorous, love hurts,
Hello heartache my old friend
Pour me another and I'll begin
Sit a spell and lift your feet
My woes of love I 'll repeat
She was the one for sure
All my love I gave to her
Bought her presents and a ring
But to her it meant nothing
Heartache how have you been
It's been awhile my old friend
You hang around even though
When in love I make you go
Just another love gone astray
So with me you like to stay
You pour me another and smile
Satisfied your with me for awhile
Goodbye heartache you must go
That sweet girl I see I got to know
Her smiles a promise I must keep
You assure me you'll return in a week
Hello heartache my old friend...
Poem Details | by
Charron Resolution |
Categories:
emo, girlfriend, heartbroken, humor, insect, irony, love hurts,
I've been single too long
Obviously
That a mosquito is the only female
that wants to take a bite of me
Poem Details | by
Keisha Moyer |
Categories:
conflict, first love, heartbroken,
You say that you love me
but only when others can not hear
but this is my plea
can you please listen dear
For I do love you
I say it when others can hear
Can you please listen dear
For love is a funny thing
Poem Details | by
Kethushan Aravinth |
Categories:
change, feelings, first love, funny love, heartbroken, i miss you, memorial day,
Hardest days that I came over
Are no more here to break me silver
I was blind for some useless reason
And It couldn't yet found for what the motion
I took you beyond,Over the vision
And now I'm here,without the notion
Burning sun found some water
Water just gone, regreting slaughter
Poeple said "It happens for a reason"
But now I swear, It happend for caution
No one is perfect, even my girl
She just threw me down like a hazelnut whirl
Poem Details | by
Julicia Thompson |
Categories:
boyfriend, daughter, funny love, heartbroken, i love you, mother, mystery,
I’m in Love with the most amazing person ever
But I have no idea when I can meet him
We talk a lot and have a lot in common
But I have no idea when I can meet him
What can I do
My mom won’t even let me have a boyfriend
Yet I do
When will I ever meet him
I know my mom won’t like it
But I do
What is it that I can do
To have a happy ending with him
It still stays a mystery
Poem Details | by
Richard Gumede |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, heartbreak, heartbroken, nonsense, sad love,
His appearance seemed just so tough
Yet he was just all cool not rough
The great man was well in good mood
Parading that his life was good
From him everyone received enough
Like Santa Claus pleasing the hood
Then some whores saw him as a mug
Because to all he gave a hug
Started they to inflict him pain
Their love he was not going to gain
They consoled him with just a rug
As the evening started the rain
Then he became just reticent
Like he was all that innocent
He started to think about Rome
Thinking, there he would feel at home
He knew the old city is decent
To hide for a time in any dome
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
heartbroken, humor,
I once knew a girl named Sammy
I caught her one night in her Jammies
But it turned out that She was really a He
Never thought I could be "Double Whammied"
remember this fiction
Poem Details | by
Ann Peck |
Categories:
absence, children, emotions, first love, giggle, growth, heartbroken,
Ghosts of moments from our past
linger just beyond reach.
Those we once held most dearly,
now we silently beseech.
Silver secrets of first love--
now but sighs upon the wind,
near a place where, long ago,
broken hearts would soon begin.
Ghosts of a love, once captured
but escaped in the quiet.
Childrens' whispers, their giggles
fade to echoes in the night.
Ghosts hold the secret stories
of our lives now almost spent--
ghosts of memories that remain
where, once, only dreams were sent.
Originally submitted October, 2021
Reworked and submitted January 23,2022
for A Brian Strand (1058) Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
cry, funny, hate, heartbroken, humor, judgement, sad,
Nobody likes my poems
I do not know why
Think I'll grab a knife to stab
Myself in the eye.
Nobody likes my poems
I only sniff and pout
Think I'll soon pick up a spoon
And gouge my eyeballs out.
Poem Details | by
David Brown |
Categories:
emotions, fear, feelings, heartbroken, humor, love,
We wrap ourselves tight in a layer of fear
seeking a buffer from those who'd come near
our heart's not protected, we may yet be rejected
and we'll know it by all the loud popping we hear
Poem Details | by
Gum Mapuol Mabior |
Categories:
anger, anxiety, cry, feelings, funny love, gender, heartbroken,
You achieved fulfilment thoughtlessly.
Deeply saddened,
Broken soul and bond.
You dishonestly left a once-thriving union, leaving wounds.
Your attention, tough.
Disappointment, hurting, and ignoring replaced liking and respect.
Depression is unforgivable.
Beware, for the soul you leave behind is valuable and caring.
Your anger will not move them since their commitment was beyond gentleness.
Poem Details | by
Curtis Moorman |
Categories:
boyfriend, funny, heartbroken, humorous, imagination,
A WALK DOWN LOVER'S LANE
There once was a young lady from Spain
Walking with her friend down lover's lane
She said to her young beau
Will you please let me show
What you will want some more of again
His response was one of great surprise
As was seen by the look in his eyes
He took hold of her hand
And said that would be grand
And his thoughts quickly soared to the skies
But she was real fast to let him know
It's not what you are thinking of though
It's the box lunch I made
To be shared in the shade
And caused his disappointment to show
27 December 2018
For the contest sponsored by Shadow Hamilton
Poem Details | by
Benyeakeh Miapeh |
Categories:
death, death of a friend, deep, heartbroken, hilarious, horror, sad,
Face crack
Hands keep stave
And image turn horror
Now separated from earth
Weeping around
Far away you are carried
By the ungrateful
And deceitful death
No breath, no voice nor feeling
In the lake of tears I watch the scene
Hope your soul be in the right hand
And your memory book keeps my name
Though you left me in this ungrateful and painful world,
But
Please
Tell
The
Lord
About
The
Struggles
On
Earth.
It is no longer the earth he created
And tell Jesus we await his return
Because earth is turning into hell.
I call my weeping messenger.
Poem Details | by
Alex Nelson |
Categories:
allusion, conflict, funny love, heartbroken, missing you, moving on, perspective,
No pen for a pocket
No purpose with a pull
No left with a reason
No right with a rule
No lessons on Tuesday
No Wednesday at home
No makes for the model
No data on the phone
No recess like play tag
No fair with a wheel
No loving in a leaving
No steady for a deal
No next with rear view
No backseat like here
No address at Taylor rd.
No love seat like dear
No easy with an answer
No always with a true
No echoes at here that
No misses there but you