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Poem Details | by Zamreen Zarook |
Categories: age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,

Fake Words

Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook

God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.

Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.

Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.

Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.


Poem Details | by Smail Poems |
Categories: age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,

Princesses

Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!

Poem Details | by Annie Lander |
Categories: dedication, depression, freedom, growing up, humorous, stress, hero,

He Was Both The Dope And The Hero

Doping confessing by  Lance Armstrong

Why tell the truth, when a lie can set you free
The sympathy card,  the court jester: with slumbering tears
The windows wipers wipe the milky tears from his eyes.
He compete, and achieves victory  through deceit

Does a hero cheat, his way to victory?

 A hero was never label a bully throughout history
Spiderman, superman , Robin Hood 
   heroes never confessed their sins
The incredible hulk did a powerful transformation 
Restoring international credibility in prime time; 
                       Time after time
A myth is a myth even in the past, present and future. 

Poem Details | by Ndaba Sibanda |
Categories: children, courage, hilarious,

Kicking Super Hero

From where l live
I see a silly monster
Trying to tiptoe and dive 
At you as if it`s a star 
Quickly I move in and check
Then like a super hero
I aim and really kick 
It into a screaming zero!

(N.B For Carol Eastman`s 
 Superhero contest)

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: drink, hero, humorous, image, magic, men, wine,

Some ale

Often some ale
makes a man male.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by S.D. Tiwari |
Categories: hilarious, math,

Zero, the hero

Put one, before, nine numbers of zero,
and take one off, have nine numbers of nine.
Grows a number ten times, zero, the hero. 
Put one, before, nine numbers of zero.
Centre of integers, is the number zero,
to the left and right, may go endless, fine. 
Put one, before nine numbers of zero
and take one off, have nine numbers of nine.

************

Zero and one make the computer byte. 
Zero is the dark and one is bright.
That is what the cycle of day night,
Zero and one make the computer byte.
From the zero and one, gets its life,
on binary system, computer does thrive.
Zero and one make the computer byte. 
Zero is the dark and one is bright.

1000000000-1 = 999999999


Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: death, hero, humor, loss, poetry, sports, tribute,

On the death of Mohammed Ali, three clerihews

The man was a legend.  

So farewell, Cassius Clay, Ali
You knocked out a bit of poetry
That butterfly one sure packed a sting
And well done on the boxing thing

Mohammed, man, you’re counted out
You gave the boxing thing a shout
Wrote rhyme to make a grown man cry
And dodged the draft like a butterfly

Ali, you’ve packed your final punch
Man, you took boxing out to lunch
Men say that you are God today
Who made Mohammed out of Clay

© Gail Foster

















Poem Details | by Mike Hauser |
Categories: funny, hero, humor,

The Hero






















...and THAT'S how I single handedly defeated  the aliens and saved the world.

Poem Details | by Rodgers Roger |
Categories: baby, funny, hero, inspiration, memorial day,

Old son, Young Dad

He died forty
with strength and wit
He left a son Young and young

He died nighty 
With bones no teeth
He left a boy pale and forty

They meet in paradise
Dad still forty
Son at nighty
Dad thought it was grand pa
Son thought he was grand son
Who had died also


Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: fantasy, fish, funny, hero, ocean, science fiction, sea,

Aquaman

He talks to the fish
And they hear his every wish
He swims in their pee
Way out in the sea.

Poem Details | by Beata Agustin |
Categories: appreciation, character, faith, hero, how i feel, humorous, religion,

NATIONAL HERO

Philippine national hero, Jose Rizal is multi-talented What he wrought as leader, linguist, eye doctor, and novelist can't be counted Along comments about his religious convictions and faith*-tenacity Besides his affairs with varied ladies of pleasing personality.
1Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time. January 25, 2019 4th place, "Educate Me with Humor - Leader Clerihew" Poetry Contest Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich; judged on 2/3/2019.

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: hero, history, humor, humorous, identity, men,

Robin Hood

If you are robin, you are good.
If even you are Hood.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by Julie Grenness |
Categories: allusion, devotion, feelings, for him, funny love, hero, longing,

HER NAME WAS LUNA

HER NAME WAS LUNA

They nearly met when younger,
She met him on the 12th of never,
They grew old apart, whatever,
Ships in the night of stars,
Ever fond thoughts from afar,
She met him on the 12th of never,
Luna kept him young forever.

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: health, hero, humorous, hurt, men, mythology, people, work,

Achilles' heels

There's no any Achilles' heels
that Hippocrates always heals.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: funny

Super Bowl Hero

There once was a super bowl hero.
Who knew that he fiddled like Nero.
    But Rome didn't burn.
    His team did by durn.
All the way to the playoffs ate crow.


For Royal Trevinos "Super Bowl" contest.

Poem Details | by Jillian Veitenheimer |
Categories: adventure, funny, imagination, heart, heart,

Video Game Hero

FYI: I justed wanted to try some onomatopoeia, my first time really using it.


Thump thump thump
My feet upon the stone

Ba-boom Ba-boom Ba-boom
My heart as I run

Clank clank clank
Enemy armor upon the stone

Huff huff huff
Enemy breathing as they run

Shing!
My blade unsheathed

Clash!
Goes our swords

Thud 
Falls his head

Thump thump thump
My feet upon the stone


Ba-boom ba-boom ba-boom
My heart as I run

Squeal
Goes the princess

Smooch
Upon my cheek

Da da dun da da dun da da dun
Goes the end credits

Poem Details | by jason schropp |
Categories: business, change, hero, hip hop, humor, society, urban,

hey immigrant

punctured, onward continue to quit decision's to make second guessing a moment ,
wit a wound wide opened by sliding the cold shoulder's lap first but enlightened by composure, intellect wasted misuse's of time the truth withheld to prove ill state vs. denial of a mans prime singled too proud deviating the lost to worship no man who lives under trial.  

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: education, hero, homework, humor, inspiration, music, writing,

Spot on, Harry

Harry Styles from One Direction has corrected a fan's punctuation...

Harry Styles is really great
He knows how to punctuate 
And he learnt to spell at school
Harry, man, you're really cool  
Better read than Harry Potter 
A rarer breed, a comma spotter
Tell us, Harry, in your pop 
What’s the point of a full stop?

by Gail

Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: fun, hero, humorous, nonsense, silly, tribute,

ANOTHER DAY AT THE CIRCUS



Onset rumor today
Brave caped clown Gizmo
Dumps awful patron
After prank ended wonky

Never short fused
Clown Gizmo flips
Zooms while zings
Crowd cheer bravo

Later Gizmo calls bloke named Ralph
Guest plays fancy prize banjo
Until roars upset crowd
Sadly trash hefty jazzy amigo

Yikes! Vexed Gizmo jumps about
While oozes funky fresh skunk spray smell!
Whack!… Shout quick rapid magic
Throw given Hocus Pocus spell

Twirl aloud again Gimme Gimme
Sweet happy jolly smile Dozen jokes aside 
Gizmo winks neath flurry haste
Saves promo story gusto style


Submitted on February 19, 2018 for contest A LITTLE LAUGHTER FIVE sponsored by EDWARD McCALL  -  RANKED 2ND

Poem Details | by Brian Magness |
Categories: adventure, animals, funny, petshero,

Masked Hero

Innocently passing a tree
In search of a good fruit
Our hero heard a meow of “help me”
So he donned on his super suit.

With mask a fixed and claws a plenty
Our hero scampered the oak with ease
Eyeing his feline so skinny
Shaking like she might freeze.

I am here to save your day
So just breathe a sigh of relief
Down the tree as in a fray
Easing our feline of her grief.

Carrying the damsel to the door
As if saving her from ground zero
“I saved your feline Mr. Moore”
Says the proud Masked Hero.

Poem Details | by Edgar R. Eslit |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, growth, happy, heart, hero, hilarious,

Walking Through The Sunset Boulevard

If I can pull the sunset back to its hidden closet

Usher the storm in its concealed abode

And blanket the silhouette of sunrise before the tilting

Shadow of that leaning mountain.

In silent prayer

I swear

That your love

Will remain

Soaking in the canvas

Of my mourning, gripping and grappling

But praying heart.

Poem Details | by Felice Bee |
Categories: adventure, funny love, god, hero, humorous, mystery, myth,

Hurricane

Fire eyed and restless gait
A bit too much of everything
Wild grin strangely big
And dances like a hurricane

He’ll shout the stories to the wind
Time won’t let you waste it
Smear happiness right in your face
Just to make you taste it

To know him is to love him
And from this you’re always crashing
You play the games he makes for you
He wins because you’re laughing

Poem Details | by Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson |
Categories: funny, husband, life, love, on work and working, wife,

My Hero

He talks in sound-bytes, my husband does
He's a computer geek - Best ever was!

All day long, he computes and computes
comes home at night, plays Battlefield, shoots

enemies galore,
defending our shores

In the vast cyber-world he so loves!

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: hero, humorous, mountains, moving on, people, places, work,

Sisyphus

Sisyphus would hardly stop
even on the mountain's top.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017

Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: fun, hero, humor,

Bandit the Cat

I love to sit on the settee
And surf the channels on tv
With no apparent skills
Don’t have to pay the bills
Yet I get pampered, you’ll agree!

I have my highs, I have my lows
My whereabouts I don’t disclose
A sucker for romance
Maybe I’ll take a chance
One day to Julie I’ll propose! 

If you look deep into my eyes
You’ll see I’m Batman in disguise
I rush to people’s aid
For justice my crusade
Do I deserve a Nobel Prize?

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Funny Picture Prompt Contest
Sponsor: Julie Leigh Rodeheaver
Placed 2nd 
© 28th October 2017