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Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: anti bullying, hilarious, humor,

THE BULLDOG IS BACK: LOL

I've been released and free to roam.
You are so wrong, I'm not alone.
I'm glad you read, all that I write.
You mock my work, that's not real bright.

Not very original, your words they lack.
Once again, you're on my back.
Hypocrisy here at it's best.
Your game is weak, you surely jest.

I'm glad I inspire, you finally write.
Once a month, I'm sure gets tight.
Deliver the heckles and send the troll.
You leave a stench as you play your role.

You huff and you puff, trying to blow the house down.
The jokes on you, you're on hallowed ground.
I've been laughing and giggling the live long day.
Stroll back home, that's where you should stay.


Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: christmas, hilarious,

Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh no I’m singing to a Christmas tree

Rum eggnog in me
Rum eggnog in me
Oh no I’m singing to the Christmas tree

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Much pleasure thou can give me

Oh mistletoe 
Oh mistletoe 
I’hve a Christmas tree I want to show

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh, I just kissed a Christmas tree

Oh Christine tee hee
Oh Christine tee hee
I thought you was a Christmas tree

No more rum for me
No more rum for me

Or my wife will toss me out
With the Christmas tree


Notes: I have no wife, and I have no tree, I may have some rum, but shhhhhh

Poem Details | by Emile Pinet |
Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,

You Said You Understood

Listen Heathcliff don’t get me wrong
but hanging with you isn't good.
You're a dragon and I'm a mouse,
last night you said you understood.

That weird look in your eye says you
want more than just a cup of tea.
Now don’t go getting teary eyed,
yesterday you almost drowned me!

I know you say you gave up meat
but honestly I can't trust you.
And whether hungry or horny
hanging around me just won't do.

You must've seen me hold my nose
so add it up man, do the math.
Just because you hate the water
don't mean that you can't take a bath.

Heathcliff it’s been a trip my man
but it is time for you to go.
And if you come back tomorrow
don't be surprised if I don't show.

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: bird, children, hilarious,

Poetry Crimes

Little men making laws
Little men seeking flaws
Little men laughing at the meek
Little men weaker than wounded sheep

Oh little men, come ye here
I shall score and brand you till you tear
You will whimper and cry out for the savoir
All due to your immature and cruel behavior

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: art, hilarious, humor, humorous, perspective, philosophy,

I am a Very Bad Poet

So I have been told
by a drunk
does he own a pair of shoes?
has he ever walked in another's?
mean and grouchy
unkind to falling leaves
what dreams were stolen
was he the thief or victim robbed?
or does whiskey make him dumb?
and numb
narrow is the hateful mind
who sold his dignity
a silver coin for naught
Scrooge counting compliments like gold ingots
stealing orphans smiles, scotch with spite
the elevator though goes only down
fury and fires and poetic justices
he will burn in hell
listening  forever to the angels voices
reciting for eternity
my
very bad poetry

Poem Details | by Teddy Kimathi |
Categories: crazy, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, imagery,

The Forgetful Man

O, what a forgetful man!

He forgot the wallet
in the car.

He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.

He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.

He forgot the name
of the restaurant he went to.

He forgot where he parked
his car.

He forgot his driving license
at his house.

He forgot his cell phone
in the restaurant’s washroom.

He forgot that today is his third
marriage anniversary.

O, what a forgetful man he is!



Contest: Humor Contest

Date of Entry: 6/8/2016

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: anxiety, funny, hilarious, humor, leadership, perspective,

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Poem Details | by Teddy Kimathi |
Categories: crazy, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humorous, imagery, urban,

Waiter and Waiting

How long will I wait Mr. Waiter?
You only brought me water,
yet I requested for ox-tail soup,
and a bowl of carrots and a tulip.
Mr. Waiter, you are not serving a rat;
I'm by all facial definitions a brown cat.
Sometimes I'm a disciplined vegetarian,
like my rabbit friend, whose Hungarian.
I'm so hungry that I can eat a whole horse;
ask my master who never leaves his house.
For a long time, you've looked at me like a ghost;
you've never seen a talking cat as your guest?
I can see your eyes so surprised with wonder;
wait until you hear the order of one Mr. Panda!

Poem Details | by ravi kiran |
Categories: cheer up, death, hilarious, humor, humorous, journey, muse,

Ridicule with death

Is it that time?
my time to go.
do you have a warrant?
wait a while,
till the rain dials down.
Not want to ruin the suit,
need to look my best.
When I meet the under lord,
need to appear my best.
Not want to spend
my afterlife drenched.
if not
can I dry myself 
at the furnace of the hell.
what if?
I go to heaven,
can I pack 
a change of clothes?
Nothing fancy,
long robe and a halo,
may be a scarf too.
let me pack some sausages,
for the long journey ahead.
you seem clueless,
let me talk to your superior,
what is the country code? 
Is it alpha and omega?
no! they put me on hold
to a hold tone,
"Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings."

Poem Details | by Khadidja Megaache |
Categories: cheer up, funny, giggle, hilarious, pets, satire, silly,

Little bunny

Hopping little bunny loved the store,
Hidden by the trees near the shore,
She loved candies and playing outdoors.
‘Stranger danger” her mommy said,
Little bunny didn’t listen she ended up dead.
Skinned alive her fur was painted red,
So listen to your mama stupid thickhead.
Hmm I wonder why I can’t write poems for kids.
Wait.. Why are those parents chasing me with sticks?

Poem Details | by PJ Gongora |
Categories: conflict, confusion, evil, hilarious, society, trust, truth,

Why People Lie

Some people lie for no reason at all
While many lie with a great reasoning
Most lie to safeguard and be saved from fall
Others let themselves be blamed for speaking. 

Few lie for a good acceptable cause
And many just construct a cause to lie
Its not always the flip side of truth's pause
Sometimes a lie stands on its own clean tie. 

For lying is a complex social act
More than a habit but a human trait
To be a well functional artefact
Protecting expectations truth can't wait.

Lies cover up another truth to suit
Or made to create a new set of truth.

Poem Details | by ALKAS POETRY |
Categories: hilarious, humorous, sympathy,

CHEWING GUM


    Why americans
  are known having large jaws  ?
-  chewing gum effect !

Poem Details | by Sunita U.D Palawon |
Categories: confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,

Crazy love

Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 8th grade, funny, hilarious, humorous, judgement, write, writing,

Throwing Stones

Our distant cousin murders the English language every single time she trills.
WOYt is white, and Blah is black, and her long A’s can barely maneuver these hills.
AmbyEance means ambulance, and her R’s are a pure musician’s nemesis.  
Uh-oh, here she comes, hiding behind a language couple, and she’s fully dressed.
Has she seen us? This cousin who has no idea that she’s a murderess through and through?
Oh, hi darling. We’d invite you to stay, but there’s only room in this restaurant for me and him, and these other two. 


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: emotions, fun, funny, girlfriend, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Apricot Skin Apricot Dress

Apricot skin
Apricot face
Apricot hands
Apricot knees

Apricot apricots
Apricot cat
Apricot paint
Apricot baby's bottom

In my world I always think
Of a pricey apricot dress
My husband's pal paid way too much for it
Wanting to impress a girl who modeled it at a table for us.

Wanting to show off that he had three hundred dollars,
He gave them three hundred dollars for that dress
To surprise his girlfriend, Kathy.
Kathy was surprised.

She would have never chosen this dress.
It was so expensive, he pouted until she wore it to
Every dinner, supper, lunch, and finally to play racquetball in.
Apricot always reminds me of poor Kathy and her irritation.


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: hilarious,

If I were an Oscar Meyer Donut

If I were an Oscar Meyer donut
Living in a Pacific Island hut
I’d be sweet and sincere
And drink all your light beer
Scruffy beach bum sugar hair like a mutt.


Poem Details | by CayCay Jennings |
Categories: betrayal, caregiving, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, perspective,

The Pot I Got

A plant in a pot so fantastic I watered for months like a spastic 'till the day that I found to its pot it was bound - that plant had been molded from plastic!
... CayCay September 3, 2019

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, hilarious,

Hearing Mice Giggle

The mice cavort and squeak and laugh.
I offer them my autograph.
They dance and hide under the couch.
Their waltzing prowess I can vouch.
I hear giggles every day.
They are my friends in every way.


Poem Details | by Evelyn Judy Buehler |
Categories: dark, fantasy, fear, fun, funny, hilarious, nonsense,

Beware

The rimpledeeduggs klacklety splatt britly floaming,
Ere flamping drakkurz snazzle at elvitty gloaming;
Yon jamweezy wudderslimps gamwracks smotly crawling,
Hoytaling pagartrimps flotlessly wrothful in bawling!

Beete stell ere yethle flagorns craithen yere eise,
Ort smoothle yourn mithredoons bakk toon codry skize;
Bodryluntz quidups moost stupuddle cudgely pierdax,
And zakkertic flibboots wraithling in yert tardly tracks!

Poem Details | by Michael Ward |
Categories: fun, funny, hilarious, history, humor, nonsense, simile,

Silly thoughts


Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Batman and Robin

Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
-   ‘long came a truck
-   both of them struck
Now it’s just:  “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014

Poem Details | by Mike Martin |
Categories: hilarious, humor, humorous, spanish,

San Antonio

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Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: business, crazy, hilarious,

- Greenland Is Not For Sale -




                                           play monopoly

                                    buy land and cities in cash _

                                          ... the game is over









23/08/2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Poem Details | by Bhavna Khemlani |
Categories: age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity, imagery,

Mobile Phone

The mobile phone
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    k
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        s
          away peace . . .

Poem Details | by Christian Mitewu |
Categories: animal, children, class, hilarious, homework, humor, pets,

My Big Fat Cat

I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat- 
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life 
Yes, he isn't much fun

His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why).
He eats just about everything,
So that's why with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped 
My homework in his plate.