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Poem Details | by
Rainbow Promise |
Categories:
art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image, senses,
Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic,
Chinese, Japanese, Other.
Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.
These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!
Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.
Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!
I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to
Live in this World of ours!
Poem Details | by
Verlena S. Walker |
Categories:
health, heaven, hilarious, hip hop, howl, humor, humorous,
I am getting hungry y’all.
I have no food in the house.
I wonder why I have to order out.
Laugh out Loud
Colloquium
I am getting hungry you all.
I have to order out.
I have no food in my house.
LOL
Acronym
I am hungry y’all.
I have ordered out.
Still no food in my house
Don’t you dare laugh out.
Corrected
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Penned on May 01, 2014!
Poem Details | by
Winged Warrior |
Categories:
animal, funny,
How do you do...? I am called a Kangaroo
I live at the zoo; my name is Hip Hop Hugh
I’m sad, nothing to chew, I’d like some bamboo
I like playing my kazoo... how about you?
I can play music all day...hippity hop hurray!
I’ll stop for a flower buffet...do you want to stay?
I’ll have music for your birthday...don’t go away
Even a fireworks display... great! Let’s start okay.
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Poem Details | by
Mary Jane Randall |
Categories:
anger, best friend, betrayal, care, funny love, hip hop, spiritual,
Did you hope I wouldn't notice you gave me empty words to drink?
well my tongues tasted more lies
than you would ever dare to think of.
You're not the only one with truth like poison in their veins.
whose ribs are shaped like cage
holding tightly to the pain
I knew even touched that wretched cup
pour a glass of words to cover what you hide
perhaps don't leave your secrets clinging tightly
to the side
but then again empty words.
Poem Details | by
Jason Schropp |
Categories:
business, change, hero, hip hop, humor, society, urban,
punctured, onward continue to quit decision's to make second guessing a moment ,
wit a wound wide opened by sliding the cold shoulder's lap first but enlightened by composure, intellect wasted misuse's of time the truth withheld to prove ill state vs. denial of a mans prime singled too proud deviating the lost to worship no man who lives under trial.
Poem Details | by
Guy-Adler Dorelien |
Categories:
hip hop, how i feel, humor, words,
The blacksmith a gunsmith he says he is, therewith aligned with Lilith
Giving birth to death and pestilence, his allegiance is to his conscience, which is
Greed.
See how he and the rhythm of his essence is corrupt,
So allow me to interrupt his rhythm for I am, the brain of the wordsmiths stem
Verbally I strike until I reaches and breeches spinal cord, so let this be a scripted record of how my words can make you bow.
So can you, let alone will you, still go, toe to toe with me, in this
On who is the righteous smith?
Poem Details | by
Abdullah Alhemaidy |
Categories:
hilarious, hip hop, humorous,
hard worker being
he really wants that ball
horn stuck on the thorn
happy like the Sisyphus
hill that heap a sound of stones
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, drink, funny, giggle, self, silly, words,
this mug's jiggy i won't lie
see it caught your peep'n eye
unhitch a lip
caffeine a sip
load up man and liquefy.