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Freddie Robinson Jr.
humorous, parents, parody, wisdom,
Got sent to the principal's office
Sex Ed teacher made the call
Said I didn't raise my hand,
and spoke out of turn
That I said some racy things,
that had the whole class giggling
Well, Mr. Principal, sir ...
I simply said my parents told me
that sex don't work like that
They said before you go ripping your clothes off,
and jumping in the sack ...
eager to sow your seed
You first gotta find that needle in the haystack
allusion, fantasy, humorous, introspection, poetry, writing,
spinning yarn rumpled upon the rickety stilts pricked by the stitch