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Poem Details | by Jacob Cra |
Categories: childhood, education, children, funny, dog, dog,

I Didn't Do My Math Homework

I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!

My brother tore it!
It’s in the garbage!
Mom says it causes brain damage!

My power was out!
I had the flu!
I was having trouble excreting my poo!

You know, why even bother?
My excuses are so lame!
I know! My dog ate my homework!
Now to find a dog I can blame...


Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: america, education, england, fun, funny, homework, nonsense,

Concerning Math and How To Say It

The British call it maths,
but the Americans ditch the s
causing much international scorn.
But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best
to keep subjects
only halfway grasped
in the singular form.

Poem Details | by Mariam Traore |
Categories: age, funny, homework, humor, school,

Homework

Homework oh' homework
All kids say it stinks,
They say they wont do it,
but that it would disappear once they blink,
They say who invented it;
and who brung it forth,
They say they wish teachers would stop giving it,
And all though I agree
Homework is a good thing,
It will help you, you'll see
It will help tomorrow, today, 
and years later
It will help you be smarter
it'll help you participate
So don't say that you hate it
All though you clearly do, because
you know that you need it
Don't you?

Poem Details | by Christian Mitewu |
Categories: animal, children, class, hilarious, homework, humor, pets,

My Big Fat Cat

I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat- 
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life 
Yes, he isn't much fun

His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why).
He eats just about everything,
So that's why with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped 
My homework in his plate.


Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: angst, change, childhood, confusion, depression, fear, feelings, children, kids, funny, growing up, home, homework, humor, inspiration, lonely, me, miss you, moving on, nature, pain, poetry, school, self, sorrow, stress, teen, time, writing, youth,

My Boredom Disease

Like sick allergies, 
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE

Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!

Like the whooping cough,
Boredom can be serious
If I were you, I’d
Get a vaccination ! 

Poem Details | by Dorlan Tiu |
Categories: career, grave, homework, humorous, school, teacher, youth,

Walking Dead

Numbness as I walk in halls
A heavy load in my hand I bear
Tome of the ancient past
Portrays a fog in my mind

Emptiness, void and vanity
As I look at zombies like me
Consumed by an epidemic...
Which left us cold-blooded

At the darkness of dusk
When the sun shines no more
I lie below the tombstone of my grave
Devoured by a sleepy hollow in my coffin

Vitality where are you?
Where are your streams of life? 
I' am lost, Where am I?
Oh wait, that's right
I'm in college


Poem Details | by Tei Mickey |
Categories: art, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, peace, people, school, space, time

Homework... What homework?!?

The clock strikes nine. Ink fills the night sky, until the silvery orb in the heavens is the only source of light. 
The clock strikes twelve. Tiny pinpricks of light dot the raven-dark heavens. They shine brightly; as if each was 
trying to outdo the last. I sit. And stare. And wonder. The clock strikes three. I shift and pick up my 
homework. The assignment is a three page essay, due today. Should I do it? Nah... I toss it aside and resume 
my staring of the sky.

Poem Details | by Julie Grenness |
Categories: children, humor, teacher, teenage, writing,

HOMEWORK HOWLERS

Here's some homework howlers,
By hilarious pupil terrors,
"An octopus has eight testicles."
Did I read that with my spectacles?
"Mozart sailed to Vietnam." For how long?
Why is there a clavichord in the Mekong?
"Rome is now in Africa." Do tell,
Didn't you learn map-reading too well?
"Mummy and Daddy's fave place is bed."
Do your parents really want this read?
Are these mud-coloured glasses, or what?
How did I survive teaching this lot?
It's hard to take them too serious,
Homework howlers, hilarious!

Poem Details | by Paulina Wodarz |
Categories: funny, homework,

Knowledge

My teacher asks what's 3 times 3?
I answer "It is Germany!"
-"In What country are we at the time?"
My answer is "Of course it's nine!"

Poem Details | by David Sollis |
Categories: growing up, homework, humorous, irony,

Exam Revision

A constant murmur,
with bickering voices
and occasional shriek of glee.
All when I'm trying to revise,
down in the library.



[written in 1988 - do they still have libraries in universities?]

Poem Details | by Terri Cannan |
Categories: care, cheer up, depression, divorce, encouraging, funny, homework,

Bee

I'm changing my name to bee. I'm busy as a bee. Cooking meals, paying the bills and then there's the groceries. Floors to sweep, floors to mop and the laundry too. So much to get done, always on the run. I'm busy as a bee.

I'm busy as a bee. Doctors appointments and physical therapy. Wash the car and fill up with gas. Taking out the trash. Watching the clock, no time to stop. Gotta move fast. 

I'm busy as a bee. Takes my mind off of me. Life's too short to sit in self pity, so if I'm feeling down I guess I best get up and get busy. 

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: education, hero, homework, humor, inspiration, music, writing,

Spot on, Harry

Harry Styles from One Direction has corrected a fan's punctuation...

Harry Styles is really great
He knows how to punctuate 
And he learnt to spell at school
Harry, man, you're really cool  
Better read than Harry Potter 
A rarer breed, a comma spotter
Tell us, Harry, in your pop 
What’s the point of a full stop?

by Gail

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: history, homework, humorous, hurt, school, teacher,

PROOF I AM USELESS AT DRAWING

Written on schoolwork ‘Boadicea didn't fight Martians’ Teacher was cruel I was only about 8 years old and the teacher had actually written that phrase on my history schoolwork and I was mortified. I look back now and think how cruel it was as I had tried my best but I really am useless at art 02~15~17

Poem Details | by Jerry Wells |
Categories: 9th grade, appreciation, depression, funny, homework, i am, kiss,

B26-P16- MY FUTURE IS YOU

POEM 16 MY FUTURE IS YOU 



MY FUTURE IS YOU WHEN I ABOUT MY FUTURE ALL I SEE IS YOU. 

MY FUTURE IS YOU CAUSE THE WISH I MADE FINALLY CAME TRUE. 

MY FUTURE IS YOU I MADE A WHISH ON THAT ONE BRIGHT STAR IN THE SKY. 

MY FUTURE IS YOU THAT SOMEONE WILL LOVE ME & BE THAT SPECIAL LADY. 





MR. PROFESSOR. JERRY”BIG PAPA” WELLS 

AUTHOR 





Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, education, hilarious, homework, political, student, word play,

Trump University Admission

An Apprentice known only as, "Gale"
Screwed each of the students at Yale
When asked to explain
She replied with disdain,
"I had to make sure I made Bail!"

Poem Details | by Madi Cook |
Categories: books, crush, funny love, homework, love, student, sweet,

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poetry can be really sappy
and I swear I'm trying...
you make me very happy
but homework has me dying...
(wanna be study buddies?)

Poem Details | by Lochan Chugh |
Categories: flying, funny, homework, humor, humorous, insect, simple,

Fly Mosquito Fly

Got as homework
Fly vs mosquito


Mosquito can fly
But fly cannot mosquito.:-)