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Nida and Nazim, the newlyweds noticed the newmoon.
A big brown bat banished them from boon.
The hubby and wife headed back inside for their honeymoon.
The mystery of night brought them out again
Together in love nothing could scare them for long
Nocturnal sounds added to their curiosity
As they explored each other in passion's song
On an island of love, side by side,
strolled Ron and his beautiful bride.
So like heaven it seemed,
the two of them deemed
that to be there, they both must have died!
“Are we possibly dreaming?” they said.
“If we’re dreaming, we really aren’t dead!”
Upon saying this rhyme
at the very same time,
they awoke in their very own bed!
“So in synche with our dreams we have been,”
Ron said to his wife with a grin,
“We need never leave home.
Make our next stop be Rome.
Close your eyes, dear; let’s DO IT again!”
For LInda-Marie's Contest:
Based on photo JT76955-Edit jpg
Written by Andrea Dietrich
funny, marriage, vacation,
Just a honeymoon beach vacation,
a fine nuptial love celebration;
we arrived a night early,
we would find hotel surely:
“No rooms” was the sad proclamation.
“An hour away you might find one.”
They were right for we only found…NONE!!
We got off beaten path.
too tired then to laugh,
looked for a place “mom and pop” run.
Well, it must have been close to midnight,
exhausted the lady and her knight;
we found Motel Warwick,
a guest house illicit,
and christened our honeymoon site.
Copyright, July 13, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson
When we got married at twenty two
We said our vows beside a ski-doo
But then got marooned
So we honeymooned
In a five star, two story igloo
My wife said a stiff drink would be nice
But I couldn’t locate any ice
So I stripped to get numb-er
Then asked for a hummer
Hoping that my iced cubes would suffice
© kash poet(15th July 2011)
Placement: 5th ;(July 2011)
Contest:A Free Choice
dream, humor, light, magic, moon, star, weather,
There was a madman on the moon,
Got caught in an ecliptic typhoon,
As the moon charmed the sun,
And winked for some fun,
And the loon on a crater, a maroon.
humor, longing, sick,
After the Honeymoon
By Elton Camp
After the honeymoon’s all done
What’s next isn’t as much fun
But we have to take it with a grin
Because the routine of life sets in
There are then meals to prepare
Parents no longer put ‘em there
And there’s the mortgage to pay
Hope there’s money for the next day
Then it’s the note on the family car
Without that, won’t get very far
Plus the lawn just has to be mowed
Perhaps there’s a garden to be hoed
No matter how hostile you may feel
There are in-laws with which to deal
Every day there is cleaning to do
It seems like you’ll never get through
That’s the way it’ll be from now on
The carefree days of childhood gone
teach me, virgin-groom
and correct me if i’m wrong ~
only if you dare
tears fall vaingloriously
upon your befuddled grave
light verse via tanka