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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous,

HOOF HEARTED

My uncle whose first name is Hedley Does farts that are silent but deadly Rancid food in his belly Makes his farts really smelly If distinct, then we'd hear a medley! FICTION WRITE 07-26-17


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, food, humorous, wind,

SILENT BUTT DEADLY - HOOF HEARTED

He’d eaten baked beans for his brunch Then onion rings he did munch He built up so much gas Which he then had to pass The odour it sure packed a punch Poor Michael was quite broken hearted - His fiancé asked if he’d farted To disguise his foul flatus He stood by sweet clematis Then into the bushes he darted His fiancé said ‘you silly goose It’s okay to let little farts loose You should alter your diet It’s easy, just try it There’s no need to become a recluse’! 9/1/18

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, sports, wind,

DARTING THE ISSUE - HOOF HEARTED

Two players were vying at darts, there’s chaos when somebody farts Both players deny letting a fart fly and suddenly the trouble starts Maybe their gut gave them some gyp, and secretly they just let rip The smell of rotten eggs wafted between his legs This wasn’t deemed good gamesmanship! The farting was done with precision, and captured on the television The stench lingered around till the winner was crowned It’s lucky it’s not smellovision! I couldn’t resist writing after reading this article in the press! https://news.sky.com/story/darts-players-let-rip-as-they-accuse-each-other-of-farting-during-match-11557078 11/19/18