Humorous and funny Hooligan poems and/or funny poems about Hooligan. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hooligan funny poems!
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
abuse, anger, bullying, humor, satire, silly, violence,
The Braggy Hooligan
I'm gonna spank Frank and then I'll whip Pip
Before I slug Bug, I'm gonna slap Cap.
I wanna hit Kit; I wanna smack Mac
I'll never like Ike, and I'll destroy Roy.
So I could lick Mick before I kick Rick
Why don't you die Sly, and say goodbye Guy.
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
abuse, humorous,
Hooligan Hall Monitor
Oh No! There went the Bell...and I'm LATE!
NO! There's that Hall Monitor I HATE!
First, he Knocked off my HAT...
Then, Clocked me with a BAT!
Oh, why did his his Parents have to MATE!
Next day, Slapped me and Spit in my FACE!
Then he Pepper Sprayed my Eyes with MACE!
With Burning, RAGE FILLED TEARS!!
And Prior SOCCER YEARS!!
I Kicked his JACK JOHNSTON into SPACE!!!