Humorous and funny Hope poems and/or funny poems about Hope. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hope funny poems!
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
cute, dream, funny, hello, hope, humor
Of Yard Sales
Yard Sales are the
Macy’s of Saturday shopping,
On a budget that fits in my coin purse.
written for contest
07/27/2019
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous
The Internet: Rtrn
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
Written by
Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories:
confusion, environment, hope, humanity, humor, inspirational
Has Our World Gone Mad
I’m confused
At times bemused
By the turn society’s taking,
Sexuality so complex
Gender needing further context
All my preconceptions breaking.
Are cows good
On this we brood
Carbon footprint the new quandary,
Should we fly
Or cycling try
A simpler world I recall fondly.
Left or Right
The current fight
Politicians all grandstanding,
Little caring
Overbearing
Of our hearts and minds demanding.
To take part
Is quite an art
Every word now needing measure,
Opinions rue
So fast to sue
No surprise the past I treasure.
Written by
Deneen White
Categories:
funny, happiness, hope, imagination, introspection, me
Be Still
Just be still
be
still my beating heart
my beating heart
don't beat so loud
so the sound does
not depart
please
don't give me away
it has to
be my secret
you
can not give me away
please be quiet, just keep it
still
for some of us don't feel
just be still
even though my heart
is real just be still
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
Hope S Gaughan
I had hoped for angels
But in earth I will stay
For my husband died first
And he scared them away
Written by
Patrick Hamilton
Categories:
character, encouraging, hope, humorous, wisdom,
Forever a Fool
This is too hard
I don’t want to do it
There is simply no way
For me to get through it
Though, often, we confuse
What is hard with what stimulates
We don’t lack the ability
Rather the time that it takes
If we do not practice
Reform what is tough
Then nothing we do
Will prepare us enough
So don’t do what is hard
Do not follow this rule
Never stimulate and prepare
Remain, forever, a fool.
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
heart, hope, humor,
Hope Remains
Hearts alive, thriving, surviving
In shadows they heal from their pain
Hearts arrive, striving, reviving
Hidden by the hopes which remain
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August 24, 2021
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational
4:20, Four- Twenty, the Earth Day Birthday
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
Written by
Lee Leon
Categories:
fantasy, funny, hope, imagination, pets, political
Sheepdog Trials
I saw a note pinned up today
that sheepdog trials are underway
I thought, at last, there's justice for the flock
I imagined my fine elocution
as witness for the prosecution
denouncing deeds by doggies in the dock.
Two-leggies might not have the smarts
to see through arcane canine arts
and arrogantly think they are in charge
They're suckered to the masterplan,
believe the wolves are tamed by man,
when really they are free to roam at large.
In court we sheep will have our day
and see the wolves all locked away,
and finally they'll throw away the key;
then celebrate in field and dale;
in years to come they'll tell the tale
of how the woolly ones became the free.
Written by
Ken Duddle
Categories:
funny, health, hope, life, satire,
Creaky Bones
Creaky bones,
I must be getting old.
Creaky bones,
But I will not be told.
Creaky bones,
Those stairs are hard to climb.
Creaky bones,
I will not moan and whine.
Creaky bones,
Bending to tie up shoes.
Creaky bones,
Waiting in those long queues.
Creaky bones,
Once young, now aging fast.
Creaky bones,
Soon I’ll have that free bus pass.
Creaky bones.
Written by
Larisa Rzhepishevska
Categories:
funny, satire, suicide,
Lost a Hope
If you lost a hope
here is a nice fluffy rope
and a scented soap.
©LR
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, computer-internet, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational
The Internet
Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Light and Hope Limerick
Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT
With HOPE of a wild sex filled night
But the tone of his wife
Made him fear for his life
Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight
L & H Contest – Sponsor Catie Lindsey
05~21~15
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
break up, future, hope, humorous, relationship,
Vacancy To Fill One Lonely Heart - For Contest
My Ex Husband:-
Lied to me
Was often drunk and violent
Belittled me
Spent all my money
Ran off with my best friend ...
HE’S FIRED!
Position is now vacant
the new applicant needs to be:-
Honest
Teetotal and gentle as a lamb
Stand by me through thick and thin and not put me down
Solvent enough to buy me the odd bunch of flowers or an orchid
Loyal – (the only real friends I have left are male!)
If you think you can fill this position ...
YOU’RE HIRED!
Contest: The Interview – Judy Konos
7th June 2015
Jan Allison
Written by
Cassie Smith
Categories:
family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life
Mothers Day
Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, life
My Phone
Oh old mobile phone
Thanks for fixing my toilet
Now scared to touch you
Written by
Ken Duddle
Categories:
angst, funny, hope, sad, satire, uplifting
Nothing But Lint
Nothing But Lint
Nothing but lint
in my pocket.
It could be said
that I am skint.
I did have cash
to start the day.
But money,
no sooner earned,
is no sooner spent …
they say.
Now I sit alone
in a diner cafe.
Slowly drinking
one last black coffee.
But hey!
What is that
on the floor?
Near the leg of the table
by the door.
It's a new penny coin
all shiny with glint.
Now there is something
in my pocket … besides lint.
Written by
T.R. Sevrens
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, hope,
Edmund, the Node
Edmund becomes the code
Traversing he's a node
He spies the bug
A recursive slug
Triumphant to his abode
Written by
Michelle Mac Donald
Categories:
funny, hope, introspection, loss,
Of Birds and Bees
Heney Penny spent her money
On a hive of buckwheat honey
But the bees were not so friendly
They chased off poor Heney Penny
Left of her money, she hadn’t any
But of bee stings, she had many
She was doctored by Mcclenny
They were married in Cal Genny
Now her thoughts are full and plenty
On her clutch of four and twenty.
Written by
Marycile Beer
Categories:
funny, hope, imagination,
Daylight Savings Time
Daylight savings time
They promise is just fine
Once you get use to it, it is subline
Until then whatever goes wrong
You are to blame
Hopefully that doesn't happen
If it does, "Shame"
Cile Beer
Written by
Jerry Dinzes
Categories:
devotion, funny, hope, urban,
A Limerick To Those Who Can Not Acknowledge the Evolution of Poetry:
You are witnessing a change in tone,
A new piece of the Rosetta Stone...
It may blow your mind
To find your behind
Has fallen quite far from the throne.
Written by
Lary Houston
Categories:
funny, hope, inspirational, introspection,
Sitting On the Amen Pew
You know there's more to life
than what meets the eye
when you're sitting on the amen pew.
It's the worldly things
that you pass by
When you're sitting on the amen pew.
There's more to church
than just being seen
and when you shout "Amen"
that's what you really mean.
What others may think
just don't mean a thing.
When you're sitting on the amen pew.
Written by
Ovidiu Bocsa
Categories:
beautiful, caregiving, funny, hope, humorous, on work and working
My Only Good Poetry
While preparing 1001 soups
For the last night of this year
I wrote a poem,
My only good poetry, ready to win the 1st Prize;
But I dropped it in…Soup.
Written by
Donald J Bennett
Categories:
business, funny, hope, words,
Garage Sale Special
For sale a bunch of fine unused words, many misspelled
Poet can’t uses them; mind is on strike, the pen has been stilled
These words never used for they never quite seemed to fit
Got them online; advertisement said they were a complete poetry kit
Can’t send them back because I did use a few; the remainder unused
Selling at half price; many are funny words which will leave you amused
Written by
Robert Andrew Lyle
Categories:
fun, funny, hope, humor, nature, river
Hope Stick
I drop a stick down from the bridge
Into the waters far below
It carries my hopes with it
To see how far my stick will go
I am hoping it will travel far
And bounce upon the eddies
Missing all those obstacles
Going straight and fast and steady
I hope the bends to navigate
In the middle of the flow
To get caught by vegetation
Means there’s nowhere left to go
My stick has now bobbed out of sight
In the sunlight’s bright reflection
I hope to see it soon again
Still going in the right direction
Not all my hopes on this stick rest
Because that would be silly
I have another in my hand
To throw into the Swilly
( Swilly is a river in Donegal Ireland )