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Poem Details | by Rizwana Bhurani |
Categories: fun, giggle, humor,

Green Hops

Green Hops. Green grasshopper on the shamrock, Lands on lumpy lady fatty's frock, Rollicking on Patrick's day, Whole night she had planned to stay, Stumbled badly in a squeaky shock. Hubzy fumbled laughter in the hall, Mini hopper dared to take a brawl, Down lay fatso red in rage, Hubby pretends not to gaze, Bravo to the nymph,she got nature's call. Contest:Anything green. Sponsor:SKAT A. 4 April 2016

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: humor,

Too Many Hops

. I bet there are some kangaroos out there that get drunk & wake up with some ridiculous stuff inside their pouches the following day .