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Poem Details | by
Mike Martin |
Categories:
horse, humor, humorous, summer, sun, sunset,
Deep in the wilde of the Cypress mound on the lower Graburn run
The air is cool and clear by far for the eye of the setting sun
A ride along the turning valleys sight above the plain
The break of eve the sun is sank the day all ends aglow
Made for all by the hands of many of earth and tree and branch
Unwaving hospitality Historic Reesor Ranch
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Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
animals, funny, imaginationcar, car, horse,
There was a man who had a horse
Means of friendship and transportation of course
Everywhere the man did go horse was there for show
This horse began old to grow
To the used car lot the man did go
Selecting a car with many horses you know
Not knowing it was a lemon he bought
Now on the car he constantly sought
Parts to replace what would not go and
On one side the man would stand
Peering into the broken car with plan
On a stump on the other side
The horse would stand trying to guide
His friend on where the problem did lie
Also he was studying the working parts
Trying to figure out how all those horses fit inside
Poem Details | by
Michael Wise |
Categories:
family, food, horse, humorous,
There is my sweet Aunt Mabel
sitting across the table
ever since her divorce
she eats like a horse
so we put her up in a stable
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
horse, humorous,
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Wast penned by The Bard of Avon of course!
Richard's steed Surrey lay dead
Slain by a crossbow 'tis said
Dick pled for another 'til he was hoarse!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
(Not for the contest)
Poem Details | by
Reginald Telemacque |
Categories:
hilarious, horse, metaphor, race, sexy, sports, word play,
She opened her legs then hopped up on it
She gripped it tight then sat down on it
He started to move so she began to ride it
She loved the feeling cuz she enjoyed it
She pulled out the whip to show that she was master
And when she swung it he began to go faster
She started to scream at the top of her voice
For the way he made her feel her voice got so hoarse
After a thirty minute run he started to tire
For this horse was no longer young he was ready to retire
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
abuse, bird, dream, horse, humorous,
TO TAME A SHREW
Tunke Tunke Tunke
I dragged her along and into the trunk
Clunk clunk clunk,
I hear some screaming from the Tunke
I drove away, in my brand new Lex
Avoiding both grammar and spelling checks
Safely away, I saved the day
Off I am to the road by the bay
Tunke Tunke Tunke
Her crass verse I too stuffed in the trunk
Drunk drunk drunk
How else does one explain a skunk in the trunk?
So by the bay, I opened me trunk
Someone is gonna be going for a dunk
I unloaded the cargo chapter and verse
At the bottom of the lake let’s see her converse
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
character, child, funny, horse,
This haiku has been deleted due to possible publication.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous,
There once was a feller named Charlie Horse,
Who was unmercifully teased of course.
But he took it all in stride,
With a modicum of pride,
Damning his zany name 'til he was hoarse!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Kim Shaw |
Categories:
horse, humor,
I must pity Lord Fartwither's horse
as it struggles to just stay the course
both his nostrils he flares
as he bites and he glares
For Lord Fartwithers butt was the source!
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
fun, horse, humorous, poetry, word play,
Woman
Whoa, man!
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
crazy, humor,
Limerick : Once a Dark Horse in a handicap
Once a Dark Horse in a handicap
Led head, tail and hoof in the last lap
All eyes on winning post
Cameras clicked the most
Horse lost in the negative, so clap !
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Pam Deremer |
Categories:
fun, horse, humor,
loud organ music plays
painted horses mounted on poles
buy a ticket to ride
P.R.Deremer
Poem Details | by
Just That Archaic Poet |
Categories:
baby, fun, horse, humorous, marriage, words,
Naught to say I shan't disparage
A cherub in its stroller
Laugh at married horse-drawn carriage:
Denounce a Holy-Roller!
Point my fingers in their direction,
And have a hearty chuckle!
In Truth it is my own reflection-
One which leaves me puzzled...
No one should suffer ridicule,
By the words bled from my tongue...
But in the end, I am the Fool
Who should never make the fun!
Poem Details | by
Roy Pett |
Categories:
funny, hello, horse, ireland, race,
There was a young jockey from Ireland
Booked to ride the race horse, grey diamond
he wanted to be seen
painted grey diamond green
and kissed the Blarney Stone for Ireland.
15/03/2017.
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
analogy, animal, food, funny, metaphor, poetry,
There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce
Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married a bucking rooster
He took her by the wing then
Tried to seduced her
Don't want no green eggs N ham
Don't want to go on the lamb
I am, I am horsey running away
Chickens can't fly they may leap and jump
Think I'm gonna have Popeye's Chicken for lunch, :) ha! ha! Ha!
4/11/18
WRITTEN BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR.
Poem Details | by
Allié-Marie Smith |
Categories:
funny, roses are red,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Horses that lose races
Are turned into glue
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
funny,
Now I think I have to concede
My Jenny horse eats too much feed,
Loves her chaff, loves fresh grass,
But through the barn door she can't pass,
Clearly a case of food stampede..
Poem Details | by
Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories:
funny, horse,
Thoughts by a Horse Owner
A farmer milks a cow for all it’s worth …but
a horse milks a farmer for all he’s worth!
Horses are an expensive proposition to say the least.
Try lavishing your love on another beast.
When you look upon a star and make a wish,
much cheaper to buy a little goldfish.
then if you can’t afford it
when your dream comes true,
just flush it down the loo.
Or if you’re into recycling, eat the little guy…
And for crying out loud,
quit wishing towards the sky!
Answer to Doris Culverhouse’s invite for a silly poem.
There you go Doris! : ) ...(but I mean it!)
Poem Details | by
Doris Culverhouse |
Categories:
funny, holidaytree, tree,
Christmas tree full of lights
What is the problem with your center?
darkness, darkness just like nights
starless, lightless tree center
unholy curses escape, unholy lips
murderous thoughts enter
branches remove and assemble tips
try and connect an electrical
circuit, help, help light the eclipse
unoriginal, typical, abnormal deal!!
Poem Details | by
Kate Moore |
Categories:
funny,
Black and white, in a line
Some are heavy, some are fine
Changing, creeping, cunning
Smoothly, quickly, running
Some are found, some are not
Isn't safe- destroy the lot
Poem written about a manual DOS scan to find Trojan virus ;)
My brain is literally just full of poetry. I mean who the hell writes a poem about a Trojan while their computer is scanning?? Me.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
horse, humorous,
Horses parade
Marching band follows
What was that they stepped in?
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
horse, humorous, sensual, sexy,
sue spread her legs wide
when mounting the wild stallion
oh your smutty mind!
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Poem Details | by
Mike Martin |
Categories:
heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, horse, humor, i love you, i miss you,
McMar of the South
Rode out into the meadow
To hide his shadow
It was taller there
Than McMar had ever been
It was darker there
McMar rode faster
Trying hard to outrun it
Riding until dark
I think it's gone now
I hope it doesn't come back
Who's that at my fire?
Who's eating my beans?
Who's helping me stoke my coals?
Who's lying beside me?
Copyright © Mike Martin 2015
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
children, horse, humor, word play,
The animals just can't agree they say
Because Pony will always say neigh
It's hard to say more
With his throat so sore
Because Pony's a little hoarse today!
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
horse, humorous, men, military, soldier, women,
The smartest cavaliers at the command 'To horse!'
contrive to be in time for both a horse and whores.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014