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america, humor, humorous, immigration, space, word play,
The alien saucer fell hard.
It landed right there in my yard.
I'd give them jobs mowing
or cooking and sewing
but none of them has a Green Card.
beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,
Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic
Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman
only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous
once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie
Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands
The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze ?
" The World is not ready to see what I have " Jacques Cousteau ~
to be entered in The Science contest ~
environment, evil, fish, humor, immigration, ocean, political,
Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief
Found himself buried in EPA grief
To prove he was no party-pooper
He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper
Swimming against an almighty current
Where even the sharks were no deterrent
"Forget the 'U' and immigrant no-hoper!
I'll rename that fish, "The Slippery Groper"!
Well, Congress agreed to just let it pass
That's God's honest truth, you bet your wrasse!
Tell Trekkies This
Did you know my head had swelled
After they did perform a mind meld
While we were on spaceship
On myself trying to get a grip
Tell Trekkies this felt compelled.
fun, funny, humor, humorous, immigration, silly, space,
When the Martians came to visit,
In their pan-galactic speeder,
I said “Oh hello, what is it?”
They said, “Take me to your leader!”
Well, I did as they suggested -
I’m a dreadful people pleaser,
But of course, they got arrested...
Cos they didn’t have a visa.
In a vile detention lock-up,
They’ve met Earthlings by the dozen,
Cos all faiths and nations pop up,
“We love Earth!” they beep, “It’s buzzing!”
While their friends in Immigration,
(Who must rue the day they caught them),
Figure out with trepidation,
How on EARTH they might deport them.
1 August 2018
For Take Me To Your Leader Contest
Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger
anxiety, appreciation, destiny, discrimination, giggle, immigration, independence day,
W with my friends I ventured on a cruise
o out with my bags early , fun I didn't want to loose
r ran to the ship, the trip was to amuse
l left the shore at the decided hour
d deprived soon was the fun, as wild storm turned it sour
c cutting the waves n storm ,ship went up n down in rage
r rough weather ,with muddy drafts restricted smooth voyage
u useless is the trip we thought but thanked fate when it retraced
I in cabins we savored sites which we cannot efface
s sites we enjoyed, we danced n dined such fun we can retrace
e excitement governed ,it showed on every face.
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
animal, humor, hurt, immigration, parody, pets, silly,
My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport my *** right out of here.
adventure, baby, best friend, friendship love, giggle, happiness, immigration,
Say Say O' My Playmate
come out and
write with me
you bring your
and we will
tell a funny joke
you and me
me and you
with some colors
like ocean's blue
a Cosmic tune
that can ramble
a childish tune
crying out to you
Come out and play!