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Poem Details | by J-Mag Guthrie |
Categories: america, humor, humorous, immigration, space, word play,

Aliens

The alien saucer fell hard.
It landed right there in my yard.
    I'd give them jobs mowing
    or cooking and sewing
but none of them has a Green Card.


Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,

new aquatic species

       Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic 

  Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman  

  only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous 

  once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie 

  Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands

  The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze  ?


    " The World is not ready to see what I have "  Jacques Cousteau ~


         to be entered in The Science contest ~

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: environment, evil, fish, humor, immigration, ocean, political,

A Mermaid's Tale

Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief
Found himself buried in EPA grief

To prove he was no party-pooper
He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper

Swimming against an almighty current
Where even the sharks were no deterrent

"Forget the  'U' and immigrant no-hoper!
I'll rename that fish, "The Slippery Groper"!

Well,  Congress agreed to just let it pass
That's God's honest truth, you bet your wrasse!

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous, immigration,

Tell Trekkies This

Tell Trekkies This

Did you know my head had swelled
After they did perform a mind meld
While we were on spaceship
On myself trying to get a grip
Tell Trekkies this felt compelled.

Jim Horn

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx


Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, immigration, silly, space,

Take Me To Your Leader

When the Martians came to visit, 
In their pan-galactic speeder,
I said “Oh hello, what is it?”
They said, “Take me to your leader!”

Well, I did as they suggested -
I’m a dreadful people pleaser,
But of course, they got arrested...
Cos they didn’t have a visa.

In a vile detention lock-up,
They’ve met Earthlings by the dozen,
Cos all faiths and nations pop up,
“We love Earth!” they beep, “It’s buzzing!”

While their friends in Immigration,
(Who must rue the day they caught them),
Figure out with trepidation,
How on EARTH they might deport them.


1 August 2018
For Take Me To Your Leader Contest
Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger

Poem Details | by bawa talwar |
Categories: anxiety, appreciation, destiny, discrimination, giggle, immigration, independence day,

World cruise

W    with my friends I  ventured on a cruise
o      out with my bags early , fun I didn't want to loose
r      ran to the ship, the trip was to amuse
l       left the shore at  the decided hour
d      deprived  soon was  the fun, as wild storm turned it sour
 c        cutting the waves n storm ,ship went up n down in rage
r        rough weather ,with muddy drafts restricted smooth voyage 
u       useless is the  trip we thought but thanked fate when it  retraced
I        in  cabins we savored  sites which we cannot efface
s       sites we enjoyed, we danced n dined such fun we  can retrace 
e       excitement  governed ,it showed on every face.

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, humor, hurt, immigration, parody, pets, silly,

My Iguana

My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport my *** right out of here.

Poem Details | by verlecia fields |
Categories: adventure, baby, best friend, friendship love, giggle, happiness, immigration,

Say Say O' My Playmate, Let's Have, a chalky Day

Say Say O' My Playmate
come out and
write with me

you bring your
your pencils
three

and we will
scribble
play writes
or
do some
little ditty's

tell a funny joke
or
two

or
maybe three

maybe about
you and me

made up
about
me and you

and made
with some colors
like ocean's blue

that hum
a Cosmic tune

of sweet
Commentaries
that can ramble
a childish tune

to the
sounds of
Crayola Crayons

crying out to you

Come out and play!