Humorous and funny Immigration poems and/or funny poems about Immigration. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Immigration funny poems! Also, try our sister website's powerful search engine for poems or see our other Immigration Poems.
Poem Details | by
J-Mag Guthrie |
Categories:
america, humor, humorous, immigration, space, word play,
The alien saucer fell hard.
It landed right there in my yard.
I'd give them jobs mowing
or cooking and sewing
but none of them has a Green Card.
Poem Details | by
Shanity Rain |
Categories:
beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,
Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic
Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman
only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous
once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie
Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands
The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze ?
" The World is not ready to see what I have " Jacques Cousteau ~
to be entered in The Science contest ~
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
environment, evil, fish, humor, immigration, ocean, political,
Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief
Found himself buried in EPA grief
To prove he was no party-pooper
He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper
Swimming against an almighty current
Where even the sharks were no deterrent
"Forget the 'U' and immigrant no-hoper!
I'll rename that fish, "The Slippery Groper"!
Well, Congress agreed to just let it pass
That's God's honest truth, you bet your wrasse!
Poem Details | by
Bawa Talwar |
Categories:
anxiety, appreciation, destiny, discrimination, giggle, immigration, independence day,
W with my friends I ventured on a cruise
o out with my bags early , fun I didn't want to loose
r ran to the ship, the trip was to amuse
l left the shore at the decided hour
d deprived soon was the fun, as wild storm turned it sour
c cutting the waves n storm ,ship went up n down in rage
r rough weather ,with muddy drafts restricted smooth voyage
u useless is the trip we thought but thanked fate when it retraced
I in cabins we savored sites which we cannot efface
s sites we enjoyed, we danced n dined such fun we can retrace
e excitement governed ,it showed on every face.
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous, immigration,
Tell Trekkies This
Did you know my head had swelled
After they did perform a mind meld
While we were on spaceship
On myself trying to get a grip
Tell Trekkies this felt compelled.
Jim Horn
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
animal, humor, hurt, immigration, parody, pets, silly,
My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport my *** right out of here.
Poem Details | by
Verlecia Fields |
Categories:
adventure, baby, best friend, friendship love, giggle, happiness, immigration,
Say Say O' My Playmate
come out and
write with me
you bring your
your pencils
three
and we will
scribble
play writes
or
do some
little ditty's
tell a funny joke
or
two
or
maybe three
maybe about
you and me
made up
about
me and you
and made
with some colors
like ocean's blue
that hum
a Cosmic tune
of sweet
Commentaries
that can ramble
a childish tune
to the
sounds of
Crayola Crayons
crying out to you
Come out and play!