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Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, courage, cute love, dark, deep, depression, desire, destiny, devotion, dream, first love, funny love, grief, happiness, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i am, i love you, i miss you, innocence, irony, jealousy, lonely, longing, loss, lost, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, night, passion, psychological, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, silence, sky, sleep, solitude, sunset, true love,

Red Light

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?

in sync with its partner next door
for a quick kiss over a few flashes only 
then arguing again and again 
night in, night out.

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
not signaling a warning to keep away
but sending a call for compassion?

using the dark pauses in between 
to yell the same name 
over and over and over
into the emptiness of each night.

have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
being your silent cry
only heard by your eternal love?


Poem Details | by Brian Morton |
Categories: desire, humor, innocence, loneliness, love, science, youth,

Bottled Love Haiku

If love is a drug
my chemist doesn't have it.
Where can I find some?

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: 3rd grade, character, child, humor, humorous, introspection, urdu,

Innocence

Long ago
a year or so
I received accolades a plenty
I won this, and I won that
I was on top of it all
I was almost the whole shebang
I was important
I was all about me
I pandered and pounded
I wanted attention and I won
I was sad, when my cheating was undone

Caught with the red herring deep in my mouth
I left to sulk a bit and have a wee pout
then I figured out after I was caught
there was a way to still receive
the praise I so sought
once a month
that's how she works
post only then
the egoists trophy is my new perk

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,

Bladder Problems in Class

Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-
zontally

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using lunchtime to do 
Their business 

No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?

Poem Details | by Shaina Rodriguez |
Categories: character, funny, humor, humorous, innocence, rude, silly,

I'm Not Mean

I am a very nice person I'll tell you about my day I'll sit and listen about yours And hear what you have to say I'll make sure you look very good I'll tell you about your fly Tell you when your crush is coming Or tell you if he walks by I come off very sarcastic I do it to make you laugh My sarcasm sounds kind of mean It's funny on my behalf

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,

4 Love

Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,

So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,

Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,

Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear. 


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: body, food, giggle, innocence, pollution, rude, senses,

My Missing Quilt

Oh my, I'm suffering from wind I just wish my body would rescind For my quilt I do probe It's on top of my wardrobe Out of reach and totally pinned . Inspired by Jan Allison's Poem 'The Real Gods of Wind'

Poem Details | by Trevor McLeod |
Categories: assonance, confusion, environment, howl, humorous, innocence, meaningful,

The Condom

I wore a condom for my mate
and said it glowed to throw my weight.
But when she asked to know it's fate
the light was on and it was late.

Poem Details | by Katherine Braithwaite |
Categories: humorous, innocence,

The postman

I am going to marry the postman

As soon as his wife runs away.

It might be tomorrow

What bliss and what horror.

But  it certainly won't be today





I think I shall keep my own name

Despite what the postman might say.

For I've got so used to this

My history's suffused with it.

Post me a prayer for today

Poem Details | by Brandon Carter |
Categories: adventure, boyfriend, corruption, desire, girlfriend, humor, humorous, husband, innocence, longing, lust, marriage, romance, romantic, sexy, wife,

The Freaks Come Out At Night

Written December 29, 2013


You don't see me
You see her silhouetted by the vapor
My hands all over
She's an introverted now and later

You can build a wall
Before you fall
But I'd give up
When the wall will fall
I'll be waiting here
Plein de plaisir

In your snatch fits pleasure
Broom-shaped pleasure, even better
Like politicians
Spilling oil on the wonderland

The sun will fall
The moon will rise, the freaks come out at night
Native tongues and foreign lands
Leave me handcuffed to the night stand

You can build a wall
Before you fall
But I'd give up
When the wall will fall
I'll be waiting here
Plein de plaisir

Poem Details | by Emenaha Godwin Holiday |
Categories: autumn, birthday, february, for her, humor, innocence, missing you,

Happy Birthday Rachael

Through the wee hours of the dawn
On a cold autumn night of 
February. The harmattan harsh
And dry breeze blowing

I overhear the leaves weepy-scratchy
Noise. Still but almost conscious,
Generously, her angelic face
Came, flashing, over my memory

And those valentine that passed, 
One whom cannot be forgotten.
Smiles as tender, Rachael,
Emenaha says "all the best".

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: funny, innocence,

HOT AIR - for contest

HOT AIR/senryu

hot air darkly still
heavy stench of guilt hanging
all eyes fixed on me


John G. Lawless
7/15/2015



for- Senryu of Being Misjudged Poetry Contest
sponsor – Marvin Celestial

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change, cheer up, cool, creation, deep, destiny, drink, emotions, fate, feelings, first love, friend, friendship, funny love, grief, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, innocence, inspiration, lonely, lost love, love, miss you, missing, missing you, motivation, passion, poetry, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love,

Bar

love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two shots of everything.

Poem Details | by Tahira Parveen |
Categories: friendship, funny, happy, horror, humorous, innocence, mystery,

Small Teacake

I heard you say 
You spent your last pennies on me
I was glad
Now we can go home 
Have a cup of tea
and watch TV
Nice and cosy

Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: best friend, crazy, film, friendship, giggle, hilarious, innocence,

I am dumb perhaps dumber

Lloyd and Harry, two dim witted men
they made me laugh, laugh, then laugh again
with their innocent acts
slapstick, gags and wisecracks 
I love this movie, well now and then.

Nowt funnier than dumb and dumber 
this great film makes me laugh and blubber
so fills my mind with glee
because they are like me
I'm stupid, but a lot chubbier.

3/13/2018
contest, favorite comedy movie,
Sponsored by: Alexis Y.

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: funny, innocence,

INNOCENT

No innocent the rich,
Innocent the poor,
In no cent the poor,
Innocent the poor! 

Poem Details | by Peter Golden |
Categories: funny

Innocence

A virginal banana 
gives birth to 
his inner masculine 
peculiarities 
by peeling back 
the layers of 
his latent 
sexual machinery. 

Self-gratification 
is an insincere 
occupation, 
a contemptuous 
pleasure-seeking 
leisure interest, 
satisfied only 
by the dexterity of one’s 
lust filled imagination. 

Alas, 
he could only 
handle his own 
diminutive stature 
if his blossoming bonanza 
was viewed through 
the magnifying glass 
of a short-sighted, 
armless geriatric. 

Oh, to be a child 
whose soul ambition 
is to play 
doctors and nurses 
with the girl(s) 
next door. 



Poem Details | by Sujish Kandampully |
Categories: fun, giggle, humor, innocence,

In The Midst Of Woods

In the midst of woods

I was walking alone



In a mood of sorrow

There was no one to follow 



The winds blowing past me

Makes a whistling sound



The growing darkness haunts me

As I feel the presence of someone around



I got stuck up in my way

As the negative thoughts carried me away 



As my Mind began to exaggerate

My heart started to accelerate



In fear of getting lost away

From the woods I ran away.

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: blessing, children, earth, health, humanity, humor, innocence,

Blessing of Innocents

May there always be a God/dess for you
a Messiah with you
a Kalki in you
a Maitreya of you
a Twelfth Imam as you.

May there always be a God/dess
who sees her/his best self through your eyes,
who hears his/her most beautiful song in your ears,
who smells our most transporting fragrant presence
as you.

May you always breathe
and beat your heart
with and as,
in and for,
our divine Earth God/dess;
some Creative Becoming with a higher pay scale
than the Tooth Fairy,
or an Empty Trump Suite.


Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: first love, funny, happiness, innocence, life, natural disasters, peace,

Sitting happy

Sitting happy in my bathtub
Sailing my boat 
In still waters 
between and around my kneecaps
When you stepped in 
and capsized 
me

Poem Details | by M Asim Nehal |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Innocence - limerick

To him someone said “One DAY we all will die”
Every soul will taste the death and no one can defy
Only our good or bad deeds will go
No one can make any alter to this flow
He was scared during DAY but by night he slept like fly.

Poem Details | by Mark Martin |
Categories: confidence, humor, innocence, trust,

Beware of this man

I don't make cold calls nor do I mail spam
Yet others accuse me of running a scam
A chance for a fortune - to get rich real quick
A solid gold ingot that's just a lead brick
Pass this on further just like a chain letter
A miracle cure all to make you feel better
The 'gyptians might build up their great pyramids
But I can scheme Ponzi - let's earn a few quid
Just give me your details to get to your bank
I'll empty your savings - no need to say thanks

Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: humor, innocence,

Scam Sham Shamus

Those fake Blarney stones that Shamus would stock
To sell to tourists for large sums per block.
He soon was arrested
And this he protested:
"I just sold them a piece of sham rock."

15th March 2017



Poem Details | by Edward Schmitz |
Categories: childhood, children, funny, giggle, humorous, innocence, silly,

Poo Poem

Poo Poem Something baffling I have found Is that kids will laugh when they hear the sound Sometimes even the word will do But nothing is funny about turds or poo The smell the feel the color the sound Like putrid mines that litter the ground So nasty when it sticks to your shoe But ten times worse if it gets on you The sound of a fart can clear a room The smell is as noxious as toxic fumes Those unlucky enough to have a feel Will surely release a horrid squeal Is there some joke that I don't see What makes them laugh could it be funny Smiles and laughs and giggling too What is so funny about turds and poo

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: cheer up, childhood, cool, crazy, funny, innocence, words,

Sip

Slowly, but surely
Sip into my jar of tea
There you'll find me...

Twisting and turning
In childlike laughter and joy
Boy, you just got burned!