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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, insect,

MOSQUITO MAYHEM

Today I met a mosquito It wasn’t very fun She bit me here, she nipped me there (she even bit my bum) But I had the last laugh... I squashed her with my thumb! 1st November 2015


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: dance, humorous, insect, romance, , cute,

DON'T BUG ME

Tom went to the ugly bug ball Strange insects invaded the hall Folks dressed up as fleas, Cockroaches and bees The smile on his face said it all Tom hoped for a little romance Asked a cute centipede to dance She whacked him on the nose When he trod on her toes He went home in an ambulance! 7th April 2017

Poem Details | by Robert Ronnow |
Categories: bird, humor, insect, love, men, poetry, wine,

Can poetry matter

In the debate between accessible and difficult poems
Poets' poems and poems for people
Only the single poem and private reader matter

Both kinds and anything between can matter or not
Solid or made of air, a vase or heavy clay ashtray
One word repeated or many like a lei

An acquired taste, like wine, and like wine
Not sustenance, yet men die with their miseries
Uncut without it, news and mere matter

I advise everyone to keep a personal anthology of poems that matter
Or not. Perhaps it should be novels. Stones, insect wings,
Feathers, Birds you've seen, People loved.






Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, insect, nature,

Male Mantis Murder

Subtitled: WELL! You didn't have to bite my HEAD off...

Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear. No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid...





Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: food, humorous, insect,

IT'S MINE ALL MINE

Hey! Get lost wasp you are a pesky swine This cherry ice cream is mine ALL mine You buzz around and make my life hell Look - this ice cream is for ME it tastes so swell I need to cool down, gee here it’s really hot So buzz off pesky wasp or you I will swat Jan Allison 1st November 2014

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, insect,

BYE BYE FLY

Today I saw a pesky fly He buzzed around all day … Until he landed on my lunch So I zapped him with fly spray! Now you’re really in the sky Rest in peace little fly Jan Allison 9th November 2014

Poem Details | by Just That Archaic Poet |
Categories: books, humorous, insect,

Strange Bathfellows

A spider traipsed onto my knee
While I was reading in the bath
Though most might jump and scream and flee,
I just gave a little laugh

A baby Daddy Long-Legs!
(Though really, 'twas just a son)
I shooed him back onto his web,
And continued reading on...

*title is a spin on "Strange Bedfellows" ;)

*Lessons in life are funny contest entry
~JustThatArchaicPoet

Poem Details | by The Grahamburglar |
Categories: color, fun, funny, insect, nature, red, silly,

The Streaker

I peeked under a clover flower
and saw a ladybug in the shower
She turned bright red across her shell
and in her wrath began to yell.

Although her rage was crystal clear,
her voice was just too soft to hear
so I got closer to the ground
in hopes that I could hear the sound
and understand her tiny scream,
which swirled in the shower steam.

As I got close to listen hard
she jumped and flew across the yard.
But she was wet, and in a hurry
and somehow in the crazy flurry…
I think she simply just forgot,
she wasn’t wearing a single spot!

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, insect,

OUCH

A nudist whose first name was Billy Got stung by a bee on his willy It swelled to a great size One he couldn’t disguise So he hid by a meadow lily 03~08~17

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: food, humorous, insect,

BUZZ OFF - BAWDY LIMERICK


At picnics Sue's legs are akimbo No panties, but Sue ain't no bimbo It keeps pesky flies Landing on our pies Our days out are never in limbo! Your best New Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 02/03/20

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor, insect,

Veto the Mosquito WBM

When God made the beasts, in days of old
It seems He lacked quality control
That surely would veto 
The cursed mosquito
And preclude all that itching untold

Poem Details | by Susan Jeavons |
Categories: 2nd grade, butterfly, change, humorous, imagery, insect,

Why Caterpillars Do Not Wear Shoes

I watched a little caterpillar
walking up a tree
and wondered how 
that worm would look
if he were dressed like me.
I think his mother would complain
if she had shoes to buy,
cause by the time she tied them all
he’d be a butterfly!

Poem Details | by Paul Curtis |
Categories: funny

THE STICK INSECT

My sister is very thin
In fact she’s a stick insect
Straight up and down
Viewed from any aspect
If she didn’t wear glasses
Before embracing
No one would know
Which way she was facing

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, insect,

Hived

There was a beekeeper named Jives
Who found a rash on his thighs.
The doctor said be at peace,
Nothing to fear in the least.
You simply have too many hives.


































Poem Details | by Teddy Kimathi |
Categories: animal, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, imagery, insect,

Beeloved

One who is loved by bees is beeloved!

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: art, drink, friendship, humor, humorous, insect, parody,

A Minnow in my Soup

Waiter waiter!
look!

	but monsieur
	you ordered a minnow soup, n'est pas?

Waiter waiter
Not one swimming 
around in my soup
a brown minnow full of brown poop


I don't want minnow poop
in the soup

why look, its a bald beady eyed minnow
waiter! I swear this minnow is drunk


	ah Monsieur, we give all our minnows wine
	before death

Waiter now I know why Greeks
throw dishes at walls

I swear than damn minnow tried to write
a poem, what gaul!

Plato must be going mad
in his grave

	 Monsieur , can we offer you some Coock & Hen whiskey
	to drown out this bad taste?

No comment

Poem Details | by Rizwana Bhurani |
Categories: children, funny, insect, kindergarten,

Bum Burns


                        

           
Bum Burns In the nearby park Uncle Johnny With a big full round tummy Touched group of red ants They ran up in his pants Badly bit poor Johnny's bummy. Contest:Limerick II Sponsor:Jan Allison 21.02 15

Poem Details | by Cona Adams |
Categories: betrayal, food, humorous, insect,

Always A Widow

Here squats a Black Widow spider,
who sups a swig of sweet cider.
     He spies her there,
     scoots close to share
and sips the hot brew beside 'er.

She darts with aim to devour,
her size gives her lethal power.
     She fakes a hug,
     then snags him snug;
true bliss defines his last hour.

For some who deceive are gifted
to mask when power is shifted.
     The prey's surprise—
      he's soon incised—
his parts all broken and sifted.



Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, insect,

SpiderToe - for Ian Guyler

================================

I have a feeling I cant shake...
I know not of it what to make.
I'm certain someone else is here
and this idea keeps me awake.

I first make sure the shelves are clear,
then, into every corner peer.
If someone HAS been watching me,
then I shall catch the buccaneer!

How IS he managing to flee?
He's stealthy. Or... perhaps he's wee?
And when he runs, where does he go?
How can I catch what I can't see?

The finest victories come slow.
I've cornered (finally!) the foe
high heels were made for stepping on...

Spiderfinger......? .Meet SpiderTOE!

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Poem Details | by Peter Dome |
Categories: animal, creation, garden, humor, insect, nature,

Red Bug

Red bug

*spotted *

on leaf.


Lady bug.


Peter Dome.copyright.2013.Dec.

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: arabic, conflict, evil, fear, humorous, insect, jewish, people,

An anti-Semite

For a Semite a mite 
is an anti-Semite.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by Joseph Sergi |
Categories: funny, humorous, insect,

Mosquitoes

In the summertime we all fear,
that certain bug that we can't hear.
Like a vampire with wings it comes in the night,
sometimes it feels like they take a pint.
You scratch the itch until it's raw,
there should be some kind of law!
To eradicate this bug before I die,
Ouch! I think one just bit my eye!
Those rotten mosquitoes are on a roll,
maybe I should move to the North Pole.


JSergi


Contest : Relate to on of these Quotes

#7 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?  Anonymous

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: butterfly, humorous, insect, summer, sunshine, weather,

I YEARN FOR LONG SUMMER DAYS

Anacreontic Verse Busy buzzing bees and beautiful butterflies sip nectar from pretty flowers in my garden. Colourful pansies, scented sweet peas, pink begonias and red carnations brighten the borders. I sit in the sun enjoying the warmth and beauty that surrounds me. Summertime - I just adore this season of the year albeit only for the few warm sunny rain free days that we get on my tiny isle in the UK! Anacreontic Verse 4 Contest Sponsored by Edward Ebbs 07~22~16

Poem Details | by john beharry |
Categories: bird, care, humor, insect, pain, sky,

Unlucky Me

While gazing at the sky
A gnat flew in my eye
Causing me to wince in pain

Using the faucet spout
I tried to flush it out
So I could see clear again

When the gnat was dislodged
It came out very smudged
Like a soggy wet wheat grain


When next I watched the sky
A bird pooped in my eye
So I had to flush again

I must be unlucky
For what happened to me
Because it had me in pain

So when birds are on high
And there are gnats nearby
Caution I have to maintain

Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: funny, insect, memory,

School Project - Hatched Nightmare

He laid nest by his pillow near head...and woke 'neath a mantis bedspread! Sandra M. Haight ~6th Place~ Contest: Funny One-Liner Sponsor: Silent One Judged: 10/11/2016