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Written by
Dan Kearley
Categories:
funny, inspirational, love,
A Gentle Kiss
A gentle kiss,
that I really must send
To another true,
and very dear friend
Pucker up babe,
it's coming your way
And riding a storm,
so it should be there today
I licked my lips before I blew,
so I know it's going to stick
But with all the lightning,
it might have a little kick
So when it hits your lips,
it might give off a little spark
Now what started off as a gentle kiss,
might be leaving you in the dark
*For my sweety*
*Elizabeth Wesley*
Love,Dannyboy
8-24-12
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
fear, humor, inspirational,
A Fear Greater Than Death
There is just one thing people fear more than death
Speaking before an audience
Really, more than death?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, inspirational,
What's In a Name
We boarded a flight to Hong Kong
Our pilot was called Sum Ting Wong
I’d a smile on my face
As his flying was ace -
His parents sure got his name wrong!
09 04 17
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
family, children, funny, happiness, inspirational, love
Grumplicious!
Why are you so grumpy?
Pray, what made you so?
What gave rise to those dark eyes,
and snivel on your nose?
Why are you so grumpy?
-Don't give me the charade!
I see through that bright red nose,
upon that white clown face!
Why are you so grumpy?
Oh, come now, don't hold back.
I know you know that I know well,
the way you always act.
You cover and hide,
and hurry your stride,
you act as though I'm clueless.
Pout and weep,
mumble and freep,
I know that's no word, BUT YOU DO IT!
So if you're feelin' grumpy,
don't let that raincloud set.
The day that comes after this one,
could be your greatest yet!
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
death, dedication, depression, funeral, funny, inspirational
Amy Winehouse-Should Have Went To Rehab
They tried to make you go to Rehab...
you said...
NO!
NO!!
NO!!!
Shoulda' packed your bags ta' Rehab...
you wouldn't
GO!
GO!!
GO!!!
boo-hoo hot-mess
Wine-HORSE
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry
To Jan
on small island
lives the lovely poet
Jan
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression
Written by
Andrew Rymill
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, introspection
Bending Spoons
...A poem
is a spoon
that you can bend
with your mind.
It depends on psi
if you
are mutant
X or Y
a paranormal opportunity
or a wild talent
of psionic penmanship .
Stare at the pattern
on the handle
as you imagine
the handle
either roses or unicorns
are emblazon here.
So much the better
as your mind
bends the words
and the metal obeys...
Spoon begins to tremble
there is no knife
to run away with.
Then comes
the period
like an empty plate.
to contain
a bent spoon
with squeezed letters...
Written by
Ann Rich
Categories:
dedication, devotion, faith, funny, inspirational, introspection
Eternity
I am looking right at you and you don’t even know it.
I will deter your intent and throw you off a steep cliff.
But in the air will be my snuff and gruff you can sniff.
Eventually I will have some sort of mercy of just a bit.
Surely we are above empowering manners of tat for tit.
Maybe I’ll light a scented candle and blow you my whiff.
Or maybe I will strand you grounding your bones to stiff.
Opposed or decomposed and still composed I won’t quit.
Upside down,
Inside or out,
I’ll throw down.
I am the clout.
Don’t mistake my identity,
Either or, it’s your eternity.
® Registered: Ann Rich 2009
Written by
Shaina Billy
Categories:
food, funny, happiness, inspirational, love, passion
You
Just a few more sips
And I'm loving the taste of you on my lips
I like the way you move in my mouth
And when you start to head down south
You are the one I love in deed
Because Coca-Cola you're all I need.
Written by
Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories:
confusion, environment, hope, humanity, humor, inspirational
Has Our World Gone Mad
I’m confused
At times bemused
By the turn society’s taking,
Sexuality so complex
Gender needing further context
All my preconceptions breaking.
Are cows good
On this we brood
Carbon footprint the new quandary,
Should we fly
Or cycling try
A simpler world I recall fondly.
Left or Right
The current fight
Politicians all grandstanding,
Little caring
Overbearing
Of our hearts and minds demanding.
To take part
Is quite an art
Every word now needing measure,
Opinions rue
So fast to sue
No surprise the past I treasure.
Written by
Alexis Karpouzos
Categories:
dream, feelings, humorous, inspirational love, magic, soulmate
Where Is the Magic - Alexis Karpouzos
Where is the magic?
We all start out knowing magic.
We are born with hurricanes
and whirlwinds, oceans
and galaxies inside us.
We are able to sing to birds
and read the clouds
and see the destiny
in grains of sand.
But we have forgotten the magic
and we feel without compass,
alone and desperately,
only selfishness, only pain,
fear and darkness.
But, magic of love has never
disappeared from the life,
the love hold the life.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, inspirational, metaphor, poetry, romance, simile
Poetry Time
Poetry time
Every line chimes
Stop on a dime
A buck for a rhyme
What’s a meta for
Similes are, like, a bore
A terzanelle’s attractive
Tho a villanelle’s more proactive
Witches vex trochaic pentameter
Curse iambic HEXameter
Traditionalists eschew free verse
Blank verse is that much worse…
Romance, a hackneyed chore
While humor is adored
Satire rates high too
Tear-jerkers ~ boo-hoo
Poetry time
Elbow grease and grime
Lines sparkle and shine
Craftsmanship sublime
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
humorous, inspirational, introspection, love, meaningful, wife
My Wife
I would take cute
over profound, any-day;
good feeling-full over
meaningful – God over
science, and my wife
when it comes to dinner;
I will take thick over thinner,
when it comes to gravy and
mashed potatoes; God over
politics, when it comes to
getting along...my wife's
opinion when it comes to
right and wrong;
Beauty wins hands-down,
when it comes to images
and lyrical-sounds; God
on all my paths and grounds
as opposed to stone saints
and preaching clowns – my
wife's love, over a world of
wealth; without love, nothing
of true value, nor health –
Written by
Rowena Velasco
Categories:
humor, inspirational,
The Stumble and Rise
I stumbled straight down by surprise,
To laughter and widening eyes-
But I jumped to my feet,
Made the misstep a beat
and waltzed as the crowd cheered my rise.
Written by
Andy Morfett
Categories:
appreciation, beauty, fashion, girl, humorous, inspirational
Girls Who Wear Glasses
Girls Who Wear Glasses
Girls who wear glasses
Are seen as geeks or a nerd,
Which is the most ridiculous thing
That I've ever heard!
Girls who wear glasses
Are actually sexy and cool
Whether they’re petite little pixies
Or long-legged and tall.
Girls who wear glasses
Look intelligent and smart;
A look that has always
Gone straight to my heart
Girls who wear glasses
Are to be praised and admired
And to be told frequently
They are loved and desired!
Written by
Anya Chebukina
Categories:
funny, happiness, inspirational, uplifting, happy, happy
My Happy Happy Mood
I cant explain the happy mood
Im feeling at this time
It makes me want to somersault
And twist and twist around
I feel as if i might just fly
Feeling really light
I can't explain the happy mood
Im feeling at this time
But i hope that after reading this
You'll smile all the time...
Written by
Diana Dalton
Categories:
funny, inspirational, peace, people, political,
Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi
Civil disobedience as modus operandi
The British, oh so superior
Ended up on their right royal posterior!
Diana Dalton
13 Nov 2012
Written by
Maggie Dickerson
Categories:
adventure, animals, funny, imagination, inspirational, lost love
Llama
Nothing rhymes with llama
Nothing rhymes with lava
HEY! Llama and lava rhyme
I guess I knew that the whole time
When I see a llama, I shout
But when I see it not burning in lava, I pout
Ok, so that's not true
But I'm sitting here quietly with nothing to do......
I just realized that I've never seen a llama in the zoo.
I'm really starting to hate llamas now
I really wish they would all burn in lava
Still not true....
Still with nothing better to do...
Written by
Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories:
allusion, humorous, inspirational, life,
Life Is a Cricket Match
Life is a cricket match
If you don't do bat in time
You may be out by catch.
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny, inspirational
Fruit of the Tongue
Words
Spoken
From the heart
Harshness melted
Praise
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
animals, education, food, funny, imagination, inspirational
Harvest Festival
aerial viewing
outstretched crows flying frenzy
harvest festival
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational
4:20, Four- Twenty, the Earth Day Birthday
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
Written by
Andrew Rymill
Categories:
art, funny, imagination, inspirational, introspection, mystery
Poem Pinata
Please strike
the piñata
i have made for you
out of the stripes of paper
and the glue,
In the midnight hour
i have labored long
on this plump pig
of collaged letters.
with corrugated metaphors
Sightless Find the weakest point.
let that guide
your hand
the transparent rose
cellophane
wrapped candy
shall flow
in libation of sound
pour down
like a quirky rainstorm
bouncing
like silver
coins
on the sidewalk
of your mind.
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, computer-internet, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational
The Internet
Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?
Written by
Brenda Mcgrath
Categories:
heaven, humorous, inspirational, money,
The Good Luck Penny
When I see a penny twinkle at me in the street,
It says, "Pick me up," down at my feet.
I slip it in my pocket and off I go,
With the good luck penny I could not forego.
It makes no difference if they are shiny, dirty, or black,
If I find a penny, I can’t turn my back.
They go home with me to my glass change jar,
And I save them to spend on a vacation afar.
Recently I went for a walk and found pennies galore.
There was a trail of pennies for 50 feet or more!
It was pennies, pennies, pennies- surely this was a sign…
That they had dropped from heaven, and I was on cloud nine!
6/25/16
Contest 206 Any Form, Any Topic, Max 12 Lines
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Awarded 9th Place