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Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: art, dark, evil, funny, humorous, internet,

Modern Poetry

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get dressed
is not that kind of poem
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please favorite me
I am flavor to be
like me
love me
photoshop me
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add ads, subtract ads
multiply wine ads
get more wine
is a long damn add
ok
bought the Mercedes
make love
to words
iPassion
is in
snap snap and chat
latex friendships
hollywood dreams
with amex
I never leave home
there she rests
in the trunk
blood mixed
with that new car smell
everything is modern these days
even my jail cell


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: computer-internet, humorous, relationship,

I can only hand it to you

Tapped messages go out direct
With phones it's an easy connect
Thoughts from a finger
In cyberspace linger
But touching's too much to expect

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,

The Internet: Rtrn

A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,

Tree

follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.

Poem Details | by R. Erin Lenth |
Categories: computer-internet, funny, music,

Rick Roll

Rick, you got me once again;
I'm tired of feeling dumb.
Curse your mindless hyperlinks!
Kiss my big fat bum!

Rick, I'll never pass it on,
On this day or another.
Let the halfwits have their fun.
Let them have their druthers.



© 2011, R. Erin Lenth

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: angst, computer-internet, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, peace, people,

The Internet

Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?

Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife

Double Disappointment

I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”

Poem Details | by Kim Robin Edwards |
Categories: funny, humorous, imagination,

Tootie Fruity Internet

I got on a jet, 
and flew to L.A.
Only to find.
I'd have a bad day.
My monitor was cracked.
My laptop a mess.
That's when I decided.
To pull off my dress.
Now I was naked.
With no underwear.
All I could do.
While the boss gave a stare.
That's when I decided.
To quit my day job.
I was no teacher's pet.
On the tootie fruity internet..

Funny Poem by Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2009,2015..All rights reserved.

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: animals, funny,

Internet Dating

I find it hard to get on the internet, FB, and  the soup

Everytime I get at the computer

My puppy crawls into my lap

She's trying to find a date....

She has hooked up with a dingo in Australia but

I hated to tell her that it was a hungry crocodile incognito!!


Poem Details | by Sam Ruby |
Categories: angst, art, beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, butterfly, caregiving, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, courage, cowboy-western, dance, dark, daughter, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, funny, girl, girlfriend, goodbye, growing up, happiness, humorous, inspirational, lost, lost love, nostalgia, peace, romance, romantic, sad, song, teen, time, uplifting, women, me, love, me,

Pricked

Your  love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of 
it as it shows so carry on now go on, go. I'm fed up with the phony and  i'm 
through with the tears, you couldn't pay me all your money to make up for those 
years. Someone help me I feel faint how could I think he was such a saint and 
worst of all I let me fall into a spiral down below. A magic called love carried 
by the dove of someone I use to know.

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: computer-internet, funny

A Techno-Nightmare

Grandma sneered at my computer in awe;
Contempt did build and it stuck in her craw.
     Said it was the devil’s work,
     The new keys drove her berserk.
She claimed they had to be against God’s law.

“What do these things mean, page up and page down?”
So she pressed “escape,” continued to frown
     All of my work had been lost
     And I was growing quite cross
In my cussing, grandma started to drown

“Why did you hit escape?” I had to ask.
“Now I must begin anew this tough task.”
     She responded politely,
     “I hate this technology
And wanted you to "escape" Satan’s grasp!”



*For Natalie's "Talkin' Technology" contest

Poem Details | by T.R. Sevrens |
Categories: computer-internet, funny, hope,

Edmund, the Node

Edmund becomes the code
Traversing he's a node 
He spies the bug 
A recursive slug 
Triumphant to his abode

Poem Details | by Aaron Crow |
Categories: computer-internet, funny, nature

Creative Procrastination

Surplus Kirby’s dance
Computer screens digest your time
And spit out Kirby’s.

This girl next to me
Likes writing concrete poems
(I am wasting time).

Reds turn slowly blue
Leaves disintegrate to snow
Fall turns to winter.

Poem Details | by Dylan Jacobs |
Categories: career, computer, culture, humorous, internet, society, technology,

Todays Modern Lawyer

Hidden behind one of a billion screens 
Sits todays modern lawyer
Lines of code query through the possibilities 
Finding the best-fit affair

His personal attachment to the case 
Minimal, yet filled with burning passion 
His native tongue
Aggressive vulgarity
The overwhelming platform of communal ignorance 
Reinforces his arrogance

Todays modern lawyer radiates omnipotence through words
His persuasion isn’t in a courtroom 
Nor is it on a piece of paper

It echoes through the minds of the mindless
The minds of todays modern lawyer

 

Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: adventure, angst, computer-internet, funny, imagination, introspection, life, nostalgia, on work and working, on writing and words,

Writer's Block

You know what I hate about writer’s block,
How my creativity is hidden behind a lock;

Time ticks away as I stare at my screen,
My heart beating faster from the strain of caffeine;

The cursor flashing lulls me to doze,
Til a fly lands smack on the tip of my nose;

I swing at the fly and glance at the clock,
How did 10 AM turn into 5 O’clock;

I stand and I stretch and then walk away,
And say goodbye to another wasted day;

Maybe tomorrow will inspire my brain,
Or I could be slowly going insane…

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: computer-internet, education, funny, happiness, health, life, mysterydream, dream,

The Dream

I had a good dream
I wanted to remember
Could not remember

Good dream so I thought
Took an internet dream course
Now remembering

My memory came
Somethings are best left alone
Scared me to death

Poem Details | by Cathy Ncube |
Categories: computer-internet, fantasy, funny, imagination, on work and working, people, political,

Hard-drive Data of Congress

all congressmen asked
the forensics team to view
their hard-drive data

Poem Details | by Susan Gentry |
Categories: humor, internet, life, romance, satire, silly,

Human Folly

We met online
taking time to
design profiles
 
Across the miles
we used smiles to
beguile and spurn
 
A page to turn
with well-earned tales
of learned lessons


Written 2-16-2016

For ‘Than-Bauk on Human Folly’ Contest by Marugu Mo

Form: Than-Bauk – Three Stair-Cased Verses

Tenth Place

Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: computer-internet, confusion, funny, life, people,

Plain Computer Talk

”. Errors, error, press on “any key
Yes our minds are a clutter you see.
I told you what to do.
Now you are turning blue.
No” any key” shows itself to me.

Poem Details | by Sam Love |
Categories: computer-internet, education, funny, on writing and words, parody,

Text Speak

Text Speak--A newly developing dialect whereby the speaker can convey a lengthy thought by abbreviating phonetically or through the use of substitutive characters.	

Any attempt to speak it out loud is both impractical and unusually difficult,


Hme skoolled
Nvr took nglish
lrnd on cmptr
:-)
omg luvd star wars 
brb 
ok lol!

Translation:
:-) I’m happy
brb- be right back 
lol –lots of luck





Poem Details | by Ann Roske |
Categories: computer-internet, funny, satire,

Factual Fiction

 
Science Fact Science Fiction Technology

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: anger, conflict, dog, humor, internet, nonsense, psychological,

Gnawing Resentment

He gnawed on his resentment
In public and alone
Like a dog he kept on worrying
The marrow from the bone
Till he gave himself an ulcer
Till his teeth got small and stumpy
Till other dogs said, Hang on, Fang
You’re starting to look grumpy
He wouldn’t leave the thing alone
Just wouldn’t let it lie
Time to put the bone down, Fido
Go on, try

by Gail


Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: absence, age, funny, internet, sad,

I think

artificial
intelligence
leads to 
dementia
in
difference -
I 
think

Poem Details | by Yanny Widjanarko |
Categories: computer-internet, funny,

Bad Connection Distressed

Type,
Type,
Click, Click,
Poet await
Error page instead
Lost link, lost poems, see? What a day!

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: computer, confusion, humor, internet, poetry, psychological, sad,

Glitch

rainy retail park
turning on and off again
techno logic love

lost rhyme and losing reason
my computer saying 'O'