Humorous and funny July poems and/or funny poems about July. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious July funny poems!
Written by
Molly Cooper
Categories:
funny, nature
River In Early July
Flowing, sparkling, refreshingly clear
Dipped in my toes, ah yes too cold -just as I feared
For John Freemans Contest
Written by
Moon Flower
Categories:
fate, humor, july, love,
Mystique
tell your fancy now
morrow is not assured
on the fence
07.08.18
Written by
Sean Rackley
Categories:
funny, july,
Mosquitoes
We're going to step outside
Where mosquitoes will surely bite
They really make you itch,
And with a lot of might,
They hold on really tight
It's hard to put them in sight
But if you slap
and do it just right
You'll be free
at least until tomorrow night
(with help from my three sons)
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
children, conflict, humorous, school,
School's Out In July
I
simply
loathe July!
School vacations
are expensive times -
kids want entertaining
thank goodness for summer camps!
Travel and hotel costs rocket.
My kids get bored and start arguing -
I just can’t wait until term time begins!!!
Written by
Chetta Achara
Categories:
america, humor, july, political, satire,
Can You Buy a Cherry Pie
Headline: President Biden tours orchard, says he came for the cherry pie. July 3, 2021
Can you buy a cherry pie
Joey Boy, Joey Boy?
Can you buy a cherry pie
Uncle Joey?
I can buy a cherry pie
Fast as an, ah, you know the thing can wink its eye.
I'm an old man
And cannot find my note card.
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
beach, body, humorous, july, sunshine,
Vanity Flare
Beneath the hot Summer sun,
Bathed in pools of sweat.
Cooking of my skin begun,
And it wasn't noon yet.
I felt my forehead fry,
And my whole body quiver.
In the heat of July,
It was baking my liver.
I hoped for a cloud,
And prayed for a drizzle.
I even shouted out loud,
But it continued to sizzle.
After two to three hours,
Had to rethink my plan.
Crusty by blistering powers,
Was no way to tan.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
animal, environment, humor, moon, native american, nature
July Buck Moon
buddin’
nubbin