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Poem Details | by harry horsman |
Categories: funny,

Doing Time in Kimo

Thirty days hath September, April, June
November and anyone...
over the speed limit. 

 © Harry J Horsman  2011

Poem Details | by Tom Larrow |
Categories: humorous, satire,

Elsa's thought

Humans expectations of life abound
that's why we keep them around
considered food, for thought

Poem Details | by Ernesto P. Santiago |
Categories: family, father, funny, life, mother, people, social,

Mrs. Karate

Dad is not happy when mom is with him
Watching a karate film
She employs what she sees

Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: dance, grandmother, humor,

Kitschy--Dance, Y'all

Clad in a garish green muu-muu, she danced
wildly to golden oldies.
Dumbfounded grandkids stared.

April 1, 2017

Poem Details | by Michelle Pryor |
Categories: funny

The Funny Man


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,


Abdominal pain and nausea this day Thoughts run wild, gallbladder or Stomach cancer~chemo
Sponsor: Amy Green Contest: Let's Try A Little Kimo

Poem Details | by Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories: humor, sexy,

Grateful Simon

she lifted her dress after ten past four,
and through the fence Simon saw,
the thing all men adore.

Poem Details | by White Wolf |
Categories: fun, humor,

Mannequin Man:

It would be great to be a mannequin, 
For they never put on weight, 
But for me, it's too late.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

Big Mouth

The big mouth open now foul scents escape Trashy contents always flow Please, please take out the trash

Poem Details | by Leon Stacey |
Categories: family, food, friendship, funny, happiness, nature, seasons,

New Year Money

Pots full of collard greens and blackeyed peas
Are surely Superstition's
Tastiest traditions.

Poem Details | by John Michaels |
Categories: funny, growing up, how i feel, humor, humorous, old,

Middle-Age Spread

A bulging belly balefully belies
the vanished vigour of youth;
happens to most of us.

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19 November 2018

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: child, children, cousin, funny,

Aunt Windell

Aunt Windell liked to control  and direct

They immediately laugh

All toddlers under 4

Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: giggle, lust, nonsense,

bus' behind

shouldn’t drive a bike and eyeball pretty girls
that’s how you suffered whiplash
ramming the back of that bus

Posted on November 4, 2017
-saw this for myself-

Poem Details | by Leon Stacey |
Categories: funny, imagination, people, time, me,

White Noise

Slightly slouched sleeping in my sitting chair
Static sounds screaming on screen
Wake me while watching me

To Caleb my 7 year old who challenged me to write a poem about TV

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, funny, humor, humorous, my child, perspective,

Don't Get This Started

Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.

Shopping spree with girl, age 6.

Can't wait 'til age 7.