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Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny, inspirational

Fruit of the Tongue

Words
Spoken
From the heart
Harshness melted
Praise


Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: animals, funny, nature

PEACOCK BLUE

A
many
splendoured love-
a come hither
tail

Poem Details | by Llayn Mays |
Categories: childhood, creation, dream, funny love, growing up, happy, longing,

Thrill of it

Play

Rarely 

Goes without

Consequences 

Laugh

Poem Details | by Charles Pullen |
Categories: dark, emotions, humor, nonsense, people, silly, words,

Colorful expressions

Bright,
tight strings,
colorful
unraveling
nerves.

Poem Details | by nick faber |
Categories: funny

so my mom's a poet

Please
Take out 
The dogs now
If not you're dead
thanks

Poem Details | by Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories: humor,

She

       *****
     took all  
   my money
    alimony
      cow

Poem Details | by Shirley Candy |
Categories: funny,

Clown

You My Ex Annoying Like a Buffoon Darn

Poem Details | by Rocky Swartzfager |
Categories: funny,

Sneeze

Sneeze,
boogers
running from
your nose, slimy
snot.

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: funny

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Mad
People
What they do
To get money
Mad!

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: dedication, funny

He Swore On Moby Dick

He 
Didn't swear
On "Bible"...
But "Moby Dick"
No!

From the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"

Poem Details | by ... Gigno |
Categories: food, funny, nature,

Cinnamon

shrub
Ceylon
laurel bark
kinnamomon
spice

Poem Details | by Rocky Swartzfager |
Categories: animals, funny,

Flies

Small
flying
whizzing  by
fast and spastic
wee.

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny

High Fives at the Casino

bet

the car

three aces

lost to four fives

walk



*Lanterne for Brian's Contest

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: food, funny

Bar-be-que Secret

That 
Is best
Bar-be-que..
Secret is in 
Sauce

(From movie "Fried Green Tomatoes")

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: food, funny, life

SIESTA

The
apres
dejeuner,
post-brandial-
choice

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: confusion, funny, people

Movie Something To Talk About

She
Said, " you
First". dipped in
Chantilly Cream
Fear


(Last scene from movie
she was afraid to eat the
Chantilly Cream first.)

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: funny,

Peter Pan

Pan
Peter
The Lost Boys
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Hook

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: family, father, funny, imagination, inspirational, thank you,

That's My Pops

                                                            Dad
                                                       Big boss
                                                       Mechnic
                                                    Money maker
                                                            Pops





Tribute To The Wonderful Dads 
Out There   Big Thanks For All
You Do In And Out Of The Household

Poem Details | by Janis Thompson |
Categories: drink, funny,

Drink

Drink drink champagne cabernet spinning room hits drunk 10/8/16 Lanterne Frenzy - Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Ir0nic ZiNk

Poem Details | by Marty Owens |
Categories: funny

Attacked By a Cabinet Door

Bonk
On head.
Raised too quick!.
Saw a bright star.!
Shock!

Wife
In tears
Laughing hard
Because of look!
CUTE!

Me
In pain
Tears in eyes.
Wanting to cry!
Cuss!!!!


(Note:   CUTE is supposed to be sarcastic!!  This happened last week...10/07/09  And I 
didn't "cuss"  LOL Most everyone's been there!!!!!!!

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, nature, seasons

HONEY ,HONEY

Pollen
on my back,
dawn to late at night
such nectar my five yes
do sight-
buzzing
here and there-
to show I care,
tasty produce with you
I share-
in the
summer breeze
you take your ease,
whilst I'm nearly upon
my knees !


Poem Details | by Marty Owens |
Categories: funny, recovery from...

Painful Adjustments

Cramp
In leg
Made me jump
Out of bed quick!
PAIN!!!

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: car, fantasy, funny, imagery,

Kettle Pond

whilst at kettle pond lake casino 
wouldn't you know it started to snow

over the hill we slide
crashing limousine ride
the chauffeurs driving really did blow


2/10/18
this is for 
kettle pond lake contest
gl all







Poem Details | by ... Gigno |
Categories: funny, nature,

Lanterne On Lightning

Sharp
       path of
                atomic
                        raining white heat
                                                K

(Wikipedia: God K is the Schellhas-Zimmermann-Taube designation of a codical Maya deity representing lightning.)

Poem Details | by Marie Harrison |
Categories: funny

Socks

Socks
Leave me
Go away
Secretly hide
Stink