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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, i miss you,

DO YOU FANCY A LAY

Jan and Daz were out strolling one day Daz turned and asked did I fancy a lay I blushed like a schoolgirl and said Daz don’t be so rude! … But I’m feeling quite peckish, I fancy some food Daz started to fumble and to my surprise He pulled out a whopper I gulped at the size Get your teeth into this Jan was all Daz did say For there in his hands was a huge bag of Lay’s! I wrote this back in April. My dearest wish is that one day Darren will be back to add another verse Lay's in not a product we have in the UK 20th June 2015


Poem Details | by frederick smith |
Categories: funny, imagination, inspirational,

You tickle my taste buds

what scrumptious
flavor
steam floating
from the muffin
touching my nose 
like sewers from 
new york city
But one of a
Rose

my taste buds
lifts my tounge
out my mouth 
like a body builder

What color 
what texture
what a taste 
you have in my style
vanilla 
better then
chocolate
paste 

look at the smile
you bring to 
that young fella 
face.
not to sweet 
not to bitter 

just right to 
tackle my 
buds when i taste

Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: 11th grade, fun, humor, poets,

A Golden Egg


For Charley, I write a char-lay
a piece with extra twist bar none.
Dull thought laid aside for a day 
shar-penning a lay just for fun.

When it comes to how words are spun, 
some eggheads plain don't want to play.
Soft-shell poets away they run 
unafraid of eggs they may lay.



January 20, 2020

Charles Messina's -  Oh-No A Twisted Char-Lay Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor, imagery, metaphor,

****-a-hoop


Burst of brandished flaming arrow,
Thump of bunnies against my chest,
Cupid’s straight pointer did narrow,
Continue my family crest.

Squawking souls of birds in my nest,
Potent from moonstruck bolero,
Crescendo of lust’s citrus zest —
****-a-hoop’s sunstruck sombrero.

1/18/2020
Charles Messina’s Oh-No A Twisted Char-Lay Poetry Contest
ABAB BABA 8 syllables

*****-a-hoop normally an adjective, using as a noun here
triumphantly pleased or boastful : happily exulting

Poem Details | by Agnes Krampe |
Categories: funny, winter,

White lay on Schuman lake the snow

The snow lay white on Schuman lake
this afternoon. The ice
gleamed in the sun. I went to take
a picture. It looked nice.

White lay on Schuman lake the snow,
I took my phone to capture
where near the bank the cattails grow.
Was careless in the rapture.

White lay the snow on Schuman lake.
I took a step – and crash
did not forsee the ice would break.
my foot went in with splash.

On Schuman lake, the snow lay white.
I wore nice shoes and suit!
The mud was deep, the ice had bite.
I wish I’d worn a boot.

On Schuman lake white lay the snow.
I hobbled to my car
and drove away with dripping toe
because I’d gone too far.