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The delayed train rolled into the train station
A single coach would carry their consternation!
The London underground maze
Hurried into the rat race craze
The engineer forgot the rest of his locomotion!
L&H Limericks - Contest
Limerick: Once a Lady-in-Waiting in London
Once (a) Lady-in-Waiting in London
Was kept waiting by a Spanish Don
She stood with one leg up
And called busy Don up
That’s how (the) cramp in the fun got undone.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
anxiety, england, flying, funny, humor, humorous, london,
There once was a pilot from London
Who at takeoffs ate a big onion.
Whenever he'd speak
The flight crews would freak,
So now he just drinks a tall bourbon.
Reason A. Poteet
addiction, anxiety, funny, light, london, pain,
Big smile, laughter with a reason.
Clowns oft disguise their pain with mirth,
like the buffoon, Jackie Gleason.
Stand-up comics are risible;
Dick Van Dyke's stunts were visible.
Grimaldi of London was right -
"Grim all day" but funny at night
written June 17, 2017
risible means "arousing or provoking laughter"
film, fun, humor, london, travel, voyage, world,
Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com
humor, humorous, london,
Time for bed
A laugh a minute is what they said
Soon after that I was brown bread
Cockney slang for very dead
Before I had even said
It's time for me to go to bed