Humorous and funny Loneliness poems and/or funny poems about Loneliness. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Loneliness funny poems!
Written by
Brian Morton
Categories:
desire, humor, innocence, loneliness, love, science
Bottled Love Haiku
If love is a drug
my chemist doesn't have it.
Where can I find some?
Written by
Lochan Chugh
Categories:
death, emotions, fear, humor, life, loneliness
Let's Die
It was a height of 250 metres,
But I wasn’t afraid;
I looked down
And there wasn’t even my shade.
The sun was already jumping
But with a low speed,
“ I can perform better,
I am not going to give the lead.”
Took a deep breath
And I was in air,
Time stopped,
And silence reached there.
The sun began moving upward,
Or I began moving downward,
I was flying,
But like a dead bird.
When from the ground,
I wasn’t really high;
Mind said,“ change in plan,
Let the sun first die”.
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
anxiety, bereavement, courage, fear, humor, loneliness
Is Humanity That Bad
"Is humanity that bad?" pondered the lighthouse keeper, frightened with the sea
Written March 27th, 2016
For the See or Feel Contest Hosted by Poet Destroyer
Placed 2nd
Written by
Russell Grushco
Categories:
body, humor, life, loneliness, sin,
Lill Cookie, Lol
On one lonely night my "other brother" wrote:
My nature made of body and a soul.
They're quite different two brothers.
Soul whispers me - don't even think, don't sin.
The body, however, wants a lill cookie ;)
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny, loneliness,
A Winning Phone Call
A lonely young girl from Rome
Talked all day on the phone,
She wanted a friend
To put her boredom to end,
That night she wasn't alone.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, funny love, girl, life, loneliness, pets
Would It Be Me
sitting across from my fishbowl
watching my little goldfish
wandering -
wondering
had she an iPhone
who would she first call
would it be me
or some guy named Paul
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, loneliness, love, men, relationship, self
An Egocentrist
An egocentrist
prefers to self-tryst.
Volodymyr Knyr
2015
Written by
Harshath Vidheya
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, life, loneliness, lonely
Your Secret
Your Secret
is Safe with Me, I have
No One to Tell.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humor, humorous, loneliness, lonely, people,
A Fan of Garlic
Even the exactest clone
lets a fan of garlic 'lone.
Written by
Ryan Graham
Categories:
courage, funny, how i feel, humor, irony, loneliness
Barred
Barred
I see her there next to the jukebox.
I see him alone at the bar.
Damn, she looks good in that outfit.
Look at the size of his arms.
How can I get his attention?
Perhaps I should buy her a beer.
Why am I feeling so nervous?
Why am I filled with this fear?
I bet she’s already been taken.
He must have found someone to love.
I bet that she thinks I’m a loser.
I must not be attractive enough.
Screw it—there’s no point in trying.
Forget it— I’m just going home.
I guess I can see what’s on Netflix.
I guess I’ll watch Netflix alone.
Written by
Brad Nicolas
Categories:
beautiful, best friend, celebrity, friendship, funny love, loneliness
Muhammad Ali
I take your look most seriously.
Seriously.
I take that look furiously.
In my journey I be.
Waiting at the finish line I imagine time after time.
Inside wine after wine bottle
With each key stroke
I wonder
What you will think.
With each love
In each moment
Its simple to you
But not here
Its easy for you to love me.
But I only know I love writing
And that I’m alone.
I have yet to really meet your beautiful soul.
So if you must smile and walk
Walk smiling up to my front door.
And if you don’t like it cheesy,
Take it easy
-champ.
You’re the greatest,
but that’s not poetic
But some things you have to make clear
so you don’t regret it.
Written by
Charlotte Watkins
Categories:
betrayal, friendship, humanity, humorous, loneliness,
Fragile
Why is it so,
that so easily,
my mind rebukes,
the wisdom of its days,
and follies with jokes of ill witted humour,
which serendipidously challenge friendships hand,
casts love and joy aside in an instant,
derails the path ahead,
and makes for
a future,
alone.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humor, life, loneliness, lust, wife,
The Love Poem Generator
He was known as the love poem generator
His poems it was said could not be greater
He cranked out at least a dozen at a time
They quickly swooned at his love words of rhyme
Soon he started missing subtle clues from his wife
Like, I've never been so horny in all of my life
He'd shout out, I'll be there in a minute dear
Just got a couple of more lines to write here
One day she yelled back, don't worry, that's okay,
The Plumber and I need time to finish anyway!
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
character, humor, identity, loneliness, psychological, sad
Hello Kitty Man - a Surreptitious Sonnet For Surreptitious Sonnet Day
Once upon a time there was a man
Who had a life so boring no-one knew
That he was there, and nothing fun to do
But work a bit and drive a little van
And buy a Subway and a cheeky can
Of Redbull, or in summer sometimes two
Around and round the motorway he flew
Another almost was, and also ran
Or so it seemed. At sunset he would change
Into his costume and go up the street
And hide behind a lamppost. Oh how sweet
It felt, how surreptitious and how strange
They called him Hello Kitty Man. Hey, Hi!
They'd say, and oh so quickly walk on by
© Gail Foster 3rd August 2022
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
character, humorous, loneliness, lonely, men, people
Not An Option
A mention in a list, so doubly in a dual list
is not an option for a true individualist.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Written by
Ronald Kent
Categories:
humor, loneliness, metaphor,
Not Like the Other
Opened the cupboard what a find
Dented can deep in behind
All by its self pushed to the side
Sadly like that meaning to hide
Like the rest but different yes sure
Reinforced rimed made to endure
Went a bit sideways began to roll
Hit the floor went for a stroll
Came to a stop wooden boarder
Picked up again left like a hoarder
Now you are found what to do
Have to choose soup or the stew
Need the sustenance dented one
Another problem could be for some
No clear markings missing your label
Dented can will not make table
12/30/2017
Written by
Adeviso Adeviso
Categories:
anxiety, desire, funny love, loneliness, love hurts, relationship
I Want To Gamble
I want to gamble,
So let the highest bidder take my heart,
I won’t grumble,
As long as you treat me with a heart,
We might as well get ready to rumble,
If you take my recommendations to heart,
I’m sure we won’t tumble,
If that’s not the case we won’t hurt,
I really then want to gamble
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
emotions, fear, humor, loneliness,
Lickety Split
Living
Independtly
Can cause
Keepsake
Encounters
To turn into traumatized
Yearnings
So some
People
Leave
Intimacy
Twisting
... CayCay Jennings
April 13, 2018
Written by
Jacqueline Njama
Categories:
dance, dream, fantasy, fun, giggle, loneliness
Mwangwi Wa Mapenzi
Katikati ya pango la upweke,
Najiona niko na wenge,
Kukata tamaa kuongezeka,
Fikra nazo kusononeka.
Natafuta pa kuponeka,
Pango hili kulikwepa,
Matumaini kutoweka,
Pangoni Niko gizani.
Ghafla mwangwi watoka wapi!?
Mwangwi huo wataka nini!?
Kumbe Mwangwi wa mapenzi,
Wanionyesha mwangaza.
Mapendano pasi masimango,
Ndio jadi ya mwangwi huo,
Mapambazuko ya hisia,
Pangoni nitoke hapo.
Nishakuwa na mapepe,
Pangoni siko tena,
Mwangwi huo wa mapenzi,
Wanishibisha mapenzi.
Written by
Jenny Lu
Categories:
funny, lonely,
A Doubt of Loneliness
Wonders of lonely
Wonders of me
The lonely is killing,
It is sure killing me!
Since when have i become this lonely?
Since when have i did?
No, that's right!
I have never been lonely indeed!
What was i thinking about?
It is not the loneliness, it's boredom,
That is killing me!
Written by
Copeland Calloway
Categories:
humorous, lonely,
Loneliness
Star light star bright, where the hell is Mr. Right?
It's now been oh so long, and I don't
don't want another Mr. Wrong!
Written by
Tuisha Sircar
Categories:
feelings, friendship, funny love, loneliness, longing, lost
The Halo of Love
Tell me how much you love me,
It's a secret, I won't tell.
Hiding behind closed doors,
You whisper 'infinitely',
I sit and dream about what has been lost.
"So, you love me infinitely?", I ask.
You smile a soothing wave,
A curve,
A beautiful halo,
Cocooning your shadow and light,
Thereafter, you come alive again.
Written by
David Bose
Categories:
humor, loneliness, money,
Refund, Please
Santa dropped in and was eager to pay,
Viagra was sadly left in the sleigh.
A tart doffed her teddy,
Said, "Santa I'm ready,
But doubt you're able to do it that way."
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
feelings, humor, life, loneliness, love, love hurts
She Played the Blues
my life was lonely
until I met Alexa
so I put a new dot in
each room
each with a different name
then I found that
when I asked Alexa
to play romantic music
she played the blues
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, loneliness, math,
Three is the Loneliest Number
Once, a lonely number three
sat forlornly on my knee.
In his eyes, I saw despair
as he was sitting there.
"You needn't sniffle, cry or pout.
I too have been the odd man out."