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Poem Details | by Celeste Butler-Mendez |
Categories: funny, love

Black Magic Hearts

What underhanded monkey business 
razzle-dazzle bull is this? 
Whose double-crossing, flimflam scam, 
debauchery or hocus sham 
is wheeling dealing in romance, 
putting lovers in a trance? 

Antics, capers or witch's brew, 
enchanting hymns or shaman's stew, 
whose quackery or voodoo drink 
made Casanova stop and think 
and turned the ancient lovers cold; 
poor Romeo and nymphs of old? 

Perhaps black magic's potent gel, 
or craftiness or wicked spell, 
a clever con or master hoax, 
or just some trickster playing jokes. 
Whatever ruse that works the arts, 
mumbo jumbo seduces hearts!


Poem Details | by Ann Foster |
Categories: cute, dream, funny, hello, hope, humor, magic,

Of Yard Sales

Yard Sales are the 
Macy’s of Saturday shopping, 
On a budget that fits in my coin purse. 


written for contest
07/27/2019

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: children, kids, funny, humor, magic, school,

I wish I was a wizard

I wish I was a wizard,
I would wave my wand at school,
I’d melt the maths books magically,
And conjure cool new rules.

I’d party in the playground,
Casting silly spells all day,
Then turn the teachers into toads,
And help them hop away. Hooray! 



Write a funny Poem for a 7 year old
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw
3rd Place
February 2018

Poem Details | by alexis karpouzos |
Categories: dream, feelings, humorous, inspirational love, magic, soulmate, universe,

WHERE IS THE MAGIC - ALEXIS KARPOUZOS

Where is the magic?
We all start out knowing magic. 
We are born with hurricanes 
and whirlwinds, oceans 
and galaxies inside us.
We are able to sing to birds 
and read the clouds 
and see the destiny 
in grains of sand.
But we have forgotten the magic 
and we feel without compass, 
alone and desperately, 
only selfishness, only pain, 
fear and darkness.
But, magic of love has never 
disappeared from the life, 
the love hold the life.


Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,

Tree

follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.

Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: humorous, satire,

Magic Beans

Someday I’ll find some Magic Beans to eat
Digest them in the comfort of my shed
They can be black or green or pink or red
The feeling of its warmth inside my tum
And maybe such a bean will go with rum
Then afterward the impetus will start
of breaking wind, to flatulate or fart
to run and hide and take with me the smell
I would not blend in company too well
If only I could make a bean that leaves
The odor of a lovely summer breeze
I’d even add a piquant taste to gel
a Magic Bean without the dire wrath
Exquisite food and not the aftermath

Ralph Sergi
January 8, 2015
Magc Bean Contest

Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: funny love,

Magic Kisses and Valentine Wishes

MAGIC KISSES AND VALENTINE WISHES


Softly, gently, her lips touched mine
The sweetness like that of finely aged wine
Our lips parted, our tongues entwined
My heart raced wildly -- please stand still time

She moaned softly as the minutes passed
I wanted this feeling to always last
Alas! reality  came oh so fast
The sweet kiss ended in one hot blast

We had felt the heat of magic kisses
And openly spoke of Valentine wishes
I took the kids to the park to feed the fishes
While she went to the kitchen to wash the dishes


	Curtis Moorman
	27 January 2015

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: beauty, funny love, magic, music, passion, song, symbolism,

Spanish Gypsy

Guitars seduce me
With stacatto semi-tones
Spanish Gypsy scales

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: child, children, funny, magic,

MY POEM JACK'S PAINTING AND JILL

JACK PAINTED A PICTURE 
OF A PURPLE WATERING PAIL 
ON A PLAIN PAINTER’S PANEL
AND PLACED IT ON TOP OF A HILL

AND PUT MY POEM OF A PLANT DEEP INTO IT 
I CALLED IT A COLLAGE CORSAGE
OR WAS IT A MIRAGE MONTAGE

NO MATTER 
JILL WATERED THE WORK ON THE HILL
AND IT GREW UP OFF THE PANEL LIKE A PAPER BEAN STALK 
INTO A LOVE SONNET TO JILL

I CALLED IT A COLLABORATION
I CALLED IT MIXED MEDIA
I CALLED IT HIGH ART

THE FAME WENT TO THEIR HEADS
JACK TOOK THE FALL HARD
AND JILL JUST TUMBLED DOWN 
SLOWLY AFTER HIM AND WROTE A BOOK

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: friend, funny, magic,

Lizzie and Hal

LIZZIE was an incompetent witch,
Who was helping friend HAL from a ditch.
Her magic she tried,
Poor HAL was french-fried,
Left wearing not one single stitch.

5/21/15
For Catie Lindsey's L & H Limerick contest

Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

White Magic



Once there was an intellect called Muster Magic
They say,” fellow has an art of his own- white Magic”
“we couldn’t comprehend” they say
“we couldn’t hear his voice” they say
bloody  just a language of mind is white Magic!

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: fantasy, humorous, magic, mystery,

Magic Beans

The old shop was dilapidated;
The entry sign was faded gray.
"Magic Beans", the old gypsy stated.
I was feeling gullible that day.

"What do these magic beans do?"
No instructions were included.
"They do what you need them to do."
A few dollars less, transaction concluded.

I walked home with my magic beans,
And left them forgotten in a drawer.
Nothing changed, of so it seems.
What ever did I buy them for?

Assuming the magic must be broken,
I soaked my beans, gave them a rinse.
Cooked them, spiced, served with bacon;
And forever after haven't farted since.

Mark Halliday 20150105

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: art, beauty, confusion, dream, education, funny, hope, humorous, imagination, metaphor, music, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, people, song, song-thank you, work, write,

All About the Music: The Infinite Magic of Lyricism

Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.


(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: funny,

Magic Bean

                           
Oh, how I love all beans
Not a one, I could refuse
Boiled baked or fried
Any way you want to choose
Put them in a salad
Bake them in a crock
Mix them all together
Then toss them in a wok
But there's one that very special
Magical you see
It's my loving wife
The only humanbean for me

Date 01/05/2015   by   JT Curtis

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: drink, hero, humorous, image, magic, men, wine,

Some ale

Often some ale
makes a man male.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by Roger Horsch |
Categories: fun, funny,

Magic Beans

Magic beans,
are they good for our hearts?
Cause' the magic that comes from these little beans
seems to give us explosive farts.

There are ones that are silent but deadly
they could kill you.....I'm willing to bet
I don't mind the ones that are noisy and dry
but, I sure hate the ones that are wet.


Magic beans are in the air
just take a big whiff....you can tell
There is only one thing I would do to these beans
I would magically take out the smell.


Roger Horsch
1/14/2015

Poem Details | by Barbara Brewin |
Categories: children, funny, magic,

The Little Magic Man

There was a little magic man
Who lived in a little magic land
With his little wife and children
and his little magic band.

He had a little magic black cat
Who wore a little pointed magic hat
holding a little magic wooden ball
to hit with a little magic bat!

One day a witch with magic broomstick
Flew over the little magic house
The witch cast a little magic spell
So magic cat is now a little magic mouse.

Barbara Brewin (c) 2009

Poem Details | by Tahira Parveen |
Categories: emo, funny, gothic, halloween, magic, scary,

Witches, Time to go

The clock with no hands Will appear on everyone’s walls Time, it took to find you When the midnight hour approaches Do not run For I have found you So, don’t run no more Come closer I await to meet you At your hour So, don’t go far Time is a ticking

Poem Details | by Jaquay Atkins |
Categories: addiction, anniversary, anxiety, art, baby, beautiful, beauty, blessing, boyfriend, class, confidence, conflict, desire, destiny, devotion, education, environment, faith, fantasy, fate, feelings, for her, fun, funny love, future, giggle, girlfriend, happiness, heart, heaven, life, light, loneliness, lonely, lost, lust, magic, strength, stress, sweet love, symbolism,

I Love You

Often, I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter 
A quick study of a woman's psychology 
I feel you with my mind, and touch you with my eyes
Senses are heightened in your very presence 
Soon, I will utter the ultimate words of encouragement 
Constant admiration for your hidden strengths 
Instant chemistry between us has changed our biology 
Soon, I will hold you tight and recite the following;
Baby, I love you

Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,

An Aquarian Exposition

Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits 
through the green field
but use my shield 
to end all of your habits.

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,

new aquatic species

       Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic 

  Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman  

  only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous 

  once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie 

  Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands

  The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze  ?


    " The World is not ready to see what I have "  Jacques Cousteau ~


         to be entered in The Science contest ~

Poem Details | by Debra Squyres |
Categories: fun, humor, magic,

Magical Writing Beans

 
Momma soaked my magic beans
Then tossed them in a pot to steam
They lost their skin
Now I can’t spin
A tale that’s worthy of esteem

Those beans I traded for a duck
Coming with them writer's luck
Oh, woe is me
Could she not see
Those beans could earn me many bucks

“Come Eat!” She hollered up the stairs 
So down I came and with horror stared 
There were no beans
For so it seems
She had traded them for a duck, prepared

A whistle near the window sash
Made me jump and to it dash
The trader beamed
Eating those beans
Winked, and disappeared in a magic flash

©Debra Squyres

Just for fun !!  Not an entry in the Member Contest being sponsored.


Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: humor, magic,

Magic beans

Magic beans




Increased appetite,
Magic beans can do wonders,
Bloated abdomen !




Haiku- 5/7/5
Written Jan 17th, 2015
For contest "Magic beans" by PD A


Awarded 9th place

Poem Details | by Patricia Bernard |
Categories: feelings, humor,

MAGIC BEAN

Most all magic is in the believing
A person must trust oneself
Giving into all that is not real
I will be open minded
Care about all the possibility of life
Be full of and give
Even now live love and believe in magic
Afraid not explore the possible
Not this time will I run
Silly signs I believe in magic beans

Poem Details | by BL DEVNATH |
Categories: funny,

TEN FINGERS' MAGIC

                                                   ten fingers' magic
                                           cat's silhouette in deem light 
                                               rats get heavy threat