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Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: crazy, desire, humor,

Black Friday

I won’t shop Black Friday
because I’m not ready
to fend for my life
in a scene rough and heady.

So call me a coward!
You won’t see me fight ‘em,
and risk getting maimed
for a much-desired item.



Date: November 28, 2019
Contest Title: McWhirtle Me
Sponsor: Charles Messina


Poem Details | by Ernesto P. Santiago |
Categories: funny, life, love, on work and working, people, social, sympathy,

Romeo the Great Lover


I’m really amazed by 
Romeo the great lover 
who boasted his greatness
of loving my friend Tess.

Oh, Gee! How hard it is 
for him to display his trademark
of love, for her 
in the presence of his wife.




Poem Details | by Nathan D. |
Categories: children, hilarious,

War Torn Blues

They drop me in the killing zone
And I start to freak
Can't get the general on the phone 
Because he's a stupid Greek

With all my guns blazing 
The wind in my hair
The bullets more than grazing
I just don't care

I kill them one by one
I kill them two by two
Having so much fun 
Killing all the troops

Than I stop and look around
I realize their all dead
So I finally start to calm down
No longer seeing red

And as I sit and recollect
I realize I'm just drunk
I'm no Vietnam vet 
And that didn't explain
The dead body in my trunk

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: humor,

THE GREEDY BROWN RAT

THE GREEDY BROWN RAT ~~~~~~~~~~~~ the greedy brown rat was becoming obese from stealing food off our table blasé he became fearless no fright he had a surprise a trap, now he's a fable


Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: 11th grade, humor,

From Cane to Carriage

two McWhirtles

My cane has gone missing,
Hoveround showed up
of whom I sing praise for
supporting my girth.

I rise to stand strong on
two legs that are weakened,
and feel a bit useless, 
retired sense of worth.

~~~

Not poppin' a wheelie,
not riding a coffin,
on legs somewhat worn out
my mind feels no dearth.

Not really a coward,
ashamed of my carriage.
I'm free-range, a chicken
a'hov'ring "my" earth.

written May 28, 2017

McWhirtle explained:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McWhirtle

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Try the Apple Pie

When Adam and Eve
Set up house down in Eden
With do-it-yourself
They had no time for breedin

Expansion was slow
Hardly bothered to try
But took off when Eve baked up
That first apple pie

8 December 2019

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: drink, humor, mother,

Jerry the Joker

Everyone laughs
at Jerry's crude jokes
He's a regular guy
a bar-tending bloke

But never ever joke
that his mum's soon to croak
Jerry's fists will soon find you
~ You won't be saved by the bell