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Humorous and funny Middle School poems and/or funny poems about Middle School. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Middle School funny poems!
Written by
Lindsay Ward
Categories:
best friend, character, friend, friendship, funny, middle school
Cheesecake Lover
Who is she?
She is a seventh grader
Plays softball
Wears glasses
She lives and loves cheesecake
Chaddar cheese
Mac n' cheese
Cheesecake
Who is she?
Written by
Tanzeel Aslam Khan
Categories:
children, funny, middle school, poems, poetry,
Mr Toast
Mr. Toast
There was a person whose name was Mr. Toast,
A man put him in a toaster for him to roast,
But he got burnt,
And became a Ghost!
Mr. Toast,
Who was now a ghost,
Couldn’t be seen by anyone
Which made him proud for another boast!
Now as a ghost,
He went through walls,
And everyone was now afraid,
As they knew of Mr. Toast as a ghost!
One day he broke into a laboratory,
And started drinking the chemicals
From which he became once more Mr. Toast,
And he was now also afraid of Ghosts!
-Tanzeel Aslam Khan
Written by
Khadidja Megaache
Categories:
animal, funny, humor, humorous, joy, middle school
Meow, Meow: Bang, Bang Parody
I was old when he was a baby
my feline loved me ardently, but he drove me crazy.
He loved to play at midnight when everyone slept,
Chewed on toys and on my covers he often crept.
Meow Meow, baby scratched me
Meow Meow, i tried to flee
Meow Meow, he was on a killing spree
Meow Meow, he got distracted by a bee
O'sweet little cat I'm about to throw you out the window,
or smother your sweet face in my pillow.
your tiny claws marked my skin,
painted by blood from deep within.
Meow Meow, A baby scratched me
Meow Meow, i tried to flee
Meow Meow, he was on a killing spree
Meow Meow, he got distracted by a bee
Written by
Anthony Beck
Categories:
discrimination, humorous, middle school, school, writing,
Dislekzic Chainjes
The system is slowly coming 'round,
To a concept perfectly profound:
Dyslexicans are most insightful;
They're absolutely quite delightful.
'Tis wrong to dump them in Lost & Found.
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
boy, growing up, humorous, middle school,
Being a Boy Is a Trip
Being a country boy has advantages
His mischief can be especially charming
But, when a city boy barely damages
His folks may find it all quite alarming.
When a country boy is perturbed
And gets involved in a mild kerfuffle
His folks will likely become disturbed
And, they will give him cause to shuffle.
A country boy can sometimes be coy
When facing an unfamiliar situation
While nothing astonishes a city boy
And he’s likely to cause consternation.
All in all, city or country, boys are a trip
They are slowly completing their mission,
While occasionally relinquishing their lip,
While they struggle to find their position.
Written July 13, 2021
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
humor, middle school, student,
When Nature Calls
A young student in high school named Don
badly needed to go to the john;
but in his great haste
he expended his waste
in the janitor's closet, the moron!
Written by
Rio Jansen
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, funny, humorous, middle school
When Shakespeare was in school learning his grammar
When Shakespeare was in school learning his grammar,
under his breath, you could sometimes hear him stammer,
"Who are these fools
who teach you to write by these rules?
They might as well teach you how to screw in a screw with a hammer!"
Written by
Leila Knutson
Categories:
high school, hilarious, middle school, repetition,
Rambling
"Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thoughts." (Marcus Aurelius)
In certain moments, less is more.
It's regarded as a cliche,
but when you think hard about it,
it is true in many cases.
I'm not thinking in terms of wealth-
in certain moments, less is more.
Imagine a boring topic,
now someone rambles on about-
tax refunds, software management-
a bacterial infection.
In certain moments, less is more.
It will benefit everyone.
Think back to middle and high school-
your math teacher talking about
their lunch, then algebra, then pens.
In certain moments, less is more.