Humorous and funny Missing poems and/or funny poems about Missing. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Missing funny poems!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, funny, missing,
- Feelings of Guilt -
Hold back the tears of sorrow
Imprisoned in this torment bounded by guilt
As I write your name on the wall
I miss the days when you were here
02.02.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Nick Bagnall
Categories:
funny, loss
Missing You
She was wonderful and powerful
My object of desire
Her smooth clean face so beautiful
The apple of my eye
My love she had an accident
She fell from up on high
I found her broken body there
'Twas lying on the ground
Now all I have's her memory
The songs we used to share
Oh how I miss that ipod
My heart it megahertz
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, muse,
Missing a Muse
A muse on the Isle of Man
Skipped to the loo aka "can"
But something went wrong
The queue was too long
How could she rush back to Jan?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, lost, muse, poetry,
Missing Muse
Has anyone seen my muse -
I think she’s gone on a world cruise
One where there’s plenty of booze
Then she can have a long snooze!
Why has she run away to sea
I’m searching for her constantly
I’m feeling really unhappy
Please can someone help me?
If you find her, please send her back
Then I’ll be fine and on the right track
I’ll take her out in my Cadillac
And confiscate her spotty knapsack!
Then my muse won’t be free to roam
She will have to stay with me here at home
So I won’t be left all alone to moan
And I’ll write poems in a massive tome
6th February 2017
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
funny, missing you, poets, word play,
A Certain Cunning Ham Named Tom
There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
Lately, no funny new lims
Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO
His computer's been infected with ROM!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, missing you, muse,
Part Time Poet
Once active, my muse has gone on strike
I said come back, she said go take a hike!
I tried dipping my pen in dark ink
hand on brow; I’ve attempted to think
I began writing a very sad sonnet -
ended up with a second rate nonet!
Next I thought I would write a fun verse
t’was not funny it sounded quite terse
Guess my muse has just drifted away
I think she’s gone on a long holiday!
Now abroad she is on a sojourn
and I wonder when she will return
Till then I’m a part time poet
I’m bereft and I really know it!
Part time poet Contest
Sponsored by Michelle Faulkner
6/7/19
Written by
Ndaba Sibanda
Categories:
deep, friendship, humor, hyperbole, imagination, romantic
Missing
Here goes...
she said
it loudly and
proudly:
Hello…
l`m a miss
and l miss
you inside out
Truly…
I miss you like
bees really miss
their honey
Wow…
water for my thirst
food for my hunger
scratch for my itch
Well…
want to take
to you like
duck to water
Oh…
you draw me
to you like
moth to light
Yes…
you are my cake
my cup of goodies
my hot ice-cream
Indeed…
at night my moon
daytime my sun
your love my light
Relax…
take a seat
I sold that heater
for your heat
Please…
you bathe in milk
l bask in your presence
a sublime quench
Finally…
what she did not
say is that we`re close
strangers on the net!
Written by
Saahil Parwez
Categories:
hindi, humorous, metaphor, missing you, pain, philosophy
Triplet-3
Teri Yaaden Mirch Ki Tarah Teekhi Hain
Jab Bhi Aati Aankhen Nam Kar Jaati Hain
Roz Main Tumko Cheeni Kha Ke Sochta Hun.
Written by
Peter Dome
Categories:
angst, funny, hilarious, humorous,
Missing Sock Mystery Solution
One of the biggest mystery's
Known to man that makes no sense to me
Is why when washing a pair of socks
You can only ever find one
The solution don't buy just two socks but three
One for the sock fairy and a pair for us
End of the mystery.
Case closed mystery solved.
Peter Dome.copyright.2014.July.
Written by
Riya Melvin
Categories:
fashion, funny, missing, satire, science, technology
Upside Down World It Is
Am I wrong,
Or has the world went upside down.
What happened to all? I wonder.
While I said "hello" to my bestie,
He replied "hi" through messenger.
What happened to him? I wonder
I asked my brother to go for an evening stroll,
I will accompany you on my cycle was his answer.
What happened to him? I wonder.
While I told my old colleague "I wanna catch up with you",
We will have a video chat session was his reply.
What happened to him? I wonder.
Is it me or is it the world around me
Has the world went upside down
Or it might be me, thinking downside up.
5-March-2017
Written by
Kimberly Palhegyi
Categories:
funny, imagination, life
The Missing Sock
Laundry's a tedious task
that is just what I think
Curious, and I must ask 'cause this has me on the brink
Why is one sock always stubborn?
Why does it leave it's partner behind?
When matching 'em up I am so forlorn
are they just trying to be unkind?
Maybe they think it is hilarious
to play this prank on me
I do not think it is funny
Together these socks must be!!
Eventually they all get together
Maybe they party when I'm not home
Do they plan which sock will sneak away next?
Do they have a plan where it will roam?
It sure makes laundry exciting as I play this guessing game
Maybe these woolen beauties
don't want my interest in laundry to wane.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, funny, identity, journey, missing you, sad
My Password
I think
My computer has dementia
It keep asking me for
my password
my password
my password
I keep telling it--
I think
it has forgotten it
My password
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
body, food, giggle, innocence, pollution, rude
My Missing Quilt
Oh my, I'm suffering from wind
I just wish my body would rescind
For my quilt I do probe
It's on top of my wardrobe
Out of reach and totally pinned
.
Inspired by Jan Allison's Poem 'The Real Gods of Wind'
Written by
Shaniki Smith
Categories:
food, fruit, health, humor, missing, poems
Dear Fruit Fly
Dear Fruit Fly
I don't like you
I can't stand you
Everywhere I go
You seem to be there
Staring me in my face
waiting for me to turn my back
so you can steal the food from off my plate
but today you really strike a nerve when you snatch my Eggo
That was my blueberry Eggo waffles
You and your compadres have to go
I had a enough
so here is a bus ticket
find somebody else home you can invade
Please fruit fly go away
You have over stayed your welcome
Written by
Lena Townsend
Categories:
funny, teen
Missing In Action (Footle)
A teen
Unseen
*special thanks to Maryam for explaining a footle to me.
Written by
Talena Alienmermaid
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, missing, missing,
Mia
The poem is missing somehing!
Oh my goodness - what could it be?
It's got to be here somewhere...
Hey, wait - it's just missing a "t"?
The poem WAS missing something
I"m sure glad it's been found
Now I've got no worries
everything's safe an sound.
But wait - now something's gone again
I'm squinting, but it's lost in plain sight
I'm scratching my head till I realize - no worries
My spell checker will make it all write.
3/2/12
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny, missing, missing,
H-Less Jon
Found a new friend, his name is Jon
Asked him, 'where the heck is your H?'
He tried to recall and seemed to remember
There was a shortage in 1938
Parents failed to put their order in on time
So Jon was basically out of luck
His H has been missing ever since then
Poor guy it really must suck
Imagine all the times people have asked him
Likely driving him out of his beano
Certainly can't be blamed for a tirade or two
Heard he's heavily into the vino
Strange how a small thing like a missing H
Can affect one's psyche to the core
If you happen to have an extra H lying around
He'll pay a big bunch of moolah I'm sure
Found a new friend, his name is Jon...
© Jack Ellison 2012
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, sleep,
Counting Missing Sheep
That night once again tossing and turning,
having very badly a sleepy yearning,
like little Bo Peep,
missing some sheep,
sheep hiding thinking its time for a shearing.
Written by
Sadaf Syed
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love,
A Guy's Excuse For Missing a Date
A guy to his girlfriend on phone-
"I love you,you do too,
But now I also love someone else.
She doesn't fritter my money,shout,cry like you,
She's dark,beautiful,an enchantress.
She invigorated my spirits,mesmerized me,
I didn't even realize when the sun sunk.
We'll postpone our date of tonight,I can't drive now,
'Cause baby,I'm drunk!"
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
funny,
Land of Missing Contests
A dirty bard traveled the land.
A fistful of poems in his hand.
He entered every contest,
to see if he was the best,
giving the words to all he can.
But, one day he suddenly found,
that contests vanished without a sound.
Where in the heck did they go?
Why is the judging so slow?
Were the verses dumped on the ground?
Written by
Justin Raney
Categories:
funny, how i feel, missing you,
Damn Sheep
One sheep, two sheep,
Three sheep, four,
These sleepless nights,
Oh hell here's some more,
It's one in the morning,
I'm still counting sheep,
Hoping that the next one,
Puts me out so far deep,
For I am ready to be,
Where my eyes are shut,
So I can get to that moment,
And out of this rut,
By dreaming about good times,
When you are always around,
It's like your right here,
What is that sound,
Well hell it's my alarm,
Didn't even see what’s true,
Because those damn sheep stopped me,
From dreaming about you!!
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
humor, missing, muse,
Whooping It Up
Allow me to share my news
About my defiant missing muse
She has the big time muse blues
I should have seen the clues
Though to discuss she did refuse
I told her ‘to put on her big girl shoes’
Make a decision …. ‘you choose’
With attitude she said ‘ well, you lose’
Walked away with a look that left a bruise
She is now whooping it up on a cruise
Heading to the land of kangaroos
Drinking way, way too much booze
I hear she’s sporting two new tattoos
Without her my poetry sits and stews
My flame softly flickers yet no fire pursues
So , understandably her behaviour I will excuse
If she just comes back and lights my fuse!!
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
family, funny,
The Missing Pizzas
The pizza delivery truck
Crashed into the bay
Along with delivery guy
Three pizzas one stuffed crust did flay
Five full grown sharks and one baby
Upon the beach did lie
Soaking up the sun with round bellies
And nap flipping flies
While the news broadcast the tale
About the missing pizzas.......
And that poor pizza delivery guy..
That news reporter a real diva
She could not see the scene
Beneath the blue bay
Where tiny fish still ate the crumbs
Left by the sharks at play
The feeding frenzy still goes on
under the blue water
The driver swam to shore death spared
Now kissed by an otter
Written by
Alex Nelson
Categories:
allusion, conflict, funny love, heartbroken, missing you, moving on
No No
No pen for a pocket
No purpose with a pull
No left with a reason
No right with a rule
No lessons on Tuesday
No Wednesday at home
No makes for the model
No data on the phone
No recess like play tag
No fair with a wheel
No loving in a leaving
No steady for a deal
No next with rear view
No backseat like here
No address at Taylor rd.
No love seat like dear
No easy with an answer
No always with a true
No echoes at here that
No misses there but you
Written by
Liam Mcdaid
Categories:
humor,
Missing Socks
their is something
very strange happening
in ireland today
definitely leprechauns
someone each night
keeps lifting
my socks
no matter
where i look
never can seem
to find them
i believe
they use them
as winter hats
the other day
i saw a sock
running through
the hawthorn bushes
now i make my plea
to the little people
please give me back
my socks
i am fast
running out
of pairs
i have
only a few
pairs left
you cheeky
little devils