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humor, mom, sorry,
If I weren't afraid, I'd...
Have pulled that red lipstick
Out of my purse
And with cover
Of sister and cousin
Surrounding your coffin
Replaced that drab pink coral
With your trademark red
We knew it wasn't a colour
You'd have been caught in dead
child, childhood, children, christian, christmas, funny, mom,
by the pane
I see shapes
Smells like mum
her perfume... ?
I am Iron Mom, clean everything with a wave of my hand.
I am iron mom, cook macaroni with cheese sauce.
da da da da da da da da
Sung to the tune of Iron man. Inspired by Royal T.
dad, family, funny, grandfather, grandmother, mother, mom, dad, dad, mom,
My heritage is a mixture
Of backgrounds. Let's start on
My Dad's side of the family.
My Dad's mom is Irish and English.
My Dad's dad is Irish and German.
My Mom's mom is Scottish and Irish.
My Mom's dad is blood Hungarian.
So in other words,
I'm a mutt! or as others say,
funny, husband, mom, sexy,
humorous, mom, mum,
“Egads and little fishes”
Reminds me of my dear old mum
Covering her head uttering this phrase
Thunder made her come undone
Terrified by each electrical storm
Dear mum would nearly passed out
With thunder, lightning, and pelting rain
She'd cower in a corner throughout
Really felt bad, she was truly scared
Tried hard not to laugh at the sight
Of mum with her apron over her head
Praying hard with all of her might
Things that happen during childhood days
Stay with us as by us life swishes
I'll always remember mum's little saying
“Egads and little fishes”
© Jack Ellison 2013
funny, imagination, mother, nature, philosophy, seasons, visionary,
there is no fury
like a woman's fury -
so don't mess with mom
It's Not Nice
Mother Nature LOL
Jerry T Curtis
candy, food, children, health, humor, mom, silly,
Mom don't feed me veggies
Don't put them on my dish
French fries and a hot dog
Is now my only wish
Mayonnaise smothered Tater-Tots
Sure would do the trick
Peas Broccoli, spinach too
Just will make me sick
Carrots, I can't stand them
Oh please, for goodness sake
Don't hide them in a muffin
Or in some kind of cake
Don't add them to my juice
And think it's gonna fly
I said I don't like veggies
I'm telling you no lie
I'm glad you're being sensible
In honoring my wish
I also won't eat liver
or any kind of fish
Sure, I'd like some candy
Perhaps a slice of pie
Ok, If I have too
I'll give this vegg a try
Mary Oliver Rotman
childhood, education, funny, giggle, humorous, mom, son,
O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, mine
Please say it isn’t so!
At school today we learned about sex---
But I didn’t want to know.
O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, dear
Please say it isn’t true!
They taught us what erections are,
And all the girls said “ew!”
Mommy mine, you haven’t done it,
Have you, Mommy dear?
But wait---how else can I explain
The fact that I am here?
father, funny, day, me, fathers day, day, me,
Happy Father's Day Mom,
Without you this day would be,
This day just would not be.
Dad is great, don't get me wrong,
I think that he is grand.
He's always there to play some game,
Spend time or lend a hand.
He taught me how to cast a line,
When we go out fishing.
He taught me how to speak my mind,
That there's no gain in wishing.
I don't think I'll e'er repay,
All that he's done for me.
I know for sure in all the world,
There's no one just like he.
I'd like to give him something,
To show there's none like he;
But you already did that,
On the day you gave him me.
caregiving, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, uplifting, visionary,
< I really hate to do laundry
Why can't it be hands free ?
freedom, humor, military, mom, soldier, women,
When you ask 'soldier
what he fights for, it is not
apple pie and dear
old mom, nope this is what he
fights so hard for; a woman
funny, imagination, inspirational, nature, places, uplifting, visionary
deep in the forest
collapsed limbs fungus rockbeds
natures own fury
Tribute To Nature
Even If She Is Mean LOL
fun, humorous, math,
I'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like you wouldn't believe. Pour me, poor me 5/8 of a cup of coffee. It's tooth hurty in the afternoon and I'm in a cocoon. Pour me, poor me 5/8 of a cup of coffee. Bonnie and Clyde are at the gas station getting busted and I'm sitting here trying to get adjusted. Poor me, pour me 5/8 of a cup of coffee and I'll call it a day.
humor, mom, son,
Spun web way up high, too far to reach from the floor-
Slightly bent forward, working with gloves and a broom,
Swinging away, causing the ladder to wobble even more,
She let out a scream when the spider crawled onto her broom.
I softened her fall, when she tumbled down, landing right on top of me.
"Ma you're driving me nuts, you're not that young anymore."
I was mad as hell, but we started to laugh as we lay there on the floor.
What can you do with an old stubborn woman like ma?
angst, career, humorous, inspiration, mom, satire, women,
Would Joan of Arc be a post office clerk
In the year of two thousand and four?
And Lady Godiver, if we could revive her
Would she mop the kitchen floor?
These heros of history, make my lifestyle a mystery
Such women we shouldn’t ignore
So well in my thirties, with hand cream and nappies
I went down on my knees, despite the dog’s fleas
For a Wonderbra, a fancy new car
And a job that would take me far
Now I’m totally weary, yet it seemed fine in theory
To split myself in two . . . as you do!
But I feel like a martyr, this lark’s a non-starter
And I blame Bodacea and Germaine Greer
For this deep-rooted need to have a career
children, fish, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mom,
There once was a child named Drew
Who did what his mom asked him to.
Except for the dishes
When they'd eat some fishes,
For then after meals he'd skiddoo.
Reason A. Poteet
11th grade, children, dad, humor, mom,
Mama Price has gone shopping; Papa orders pizza.
Pandemonium proves itself at the supper table.
Papa answers the phone, while the Price clan depletes a
whole double-large pizza and sides before he is able
to say goodbye. Pat pitches Pete breadsticks without stopping;
Pete pilches Phil's bacon bits and cheese and throws them at Pippa
Big brother Phil picks off Pippa's pepperoni topping.
Pampered Pippa pouts and pipes up, "I'm gonna tell papa..."
prompting an expected chant - "Papa's pet's a party pooper."
Post haste, Papa returns passing out in a stupor.
November 3, 2016
dad, humorous, mom,
And nothing to do
For he’s tired too
business, celebration, cheer up, dad, family, giggle, mom,
"If only Target had a bar,
We'd all be happier by far,"
Say all the Ma's and Pa's
"It would be wundebar!"
If only Target had a bar....
"Where are your Pa's?"
Ask all the Ma's.
"Pa's holding up the bar!
Bar fridge is not too far!"
Think all the Ma's...
"We can max out our credit cards!
We can send the bills to Pa's!
If only Target had a bar.....
There was a young girl from Nantucket
whose blouse was so long, Mom yelled, "Tuck it!"
Then that mother saw red
when her daughter's thumb bled,
screeching, "There are no bandaids. Suck it!"
April 10, 2018 Cheer up, Viv!
For the Traditional Limerick Contest
Gives everything I need
I’m her most precious seed
The one who caresses my fears
Life is as bright as my leers
My light amidst of darkness
Brightens my day with happiness
The touch of love gets into my soul
The greatest gift of all
Every day is an endless war
With her, I’ll go to distance so far
Her hands are eternity
A mother’s love is a beautiful mystery
I put my hands to God every day
Let him know I’m happy day to day
Got the best lady in the whole world
Nothing describes even a single word
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
child, family, kids, funny, hilarious, mom, mother,
If you want things
to go really well with Mom,
tell her first thing in the morning,
"I'm not going to school
until you get me a beer."
friend, humorous, mom,
Imagine what happened next
When he sent his friend a text
Cleaning moms china
Changed to vagina
His friend was so perplexed!
I'm hiding, I'm hiding I know that i'm in trouble. My mom said be home at 8:00 I'm late now i better get home on the double. My mom should know that i am only a kid. She'd really freak out if she knew half the stuff i did.
Like having my friends crawl through the windows at night, sneaking in beer and smokes, getting drunk, acting stupid having a few tokes.