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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
Please don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes – I'm not a blind sheep!
10th February 2015
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
best friend, cool, giggle, humor,
All the slightest detais that make us so far apart, but so alike
21.05-2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
humor, light, poetry,
i write metric verse therefore iamb.
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
humor, writing,
I write because no one listens.
8/28/2022
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
animal, funny, social,
Bigfoot often puts his foot in his mouth and he's got a big mouth too.
Poem Details | by
Michelle Faulkner |
Categories:
appreciation, humor, poetess,
Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!
1/13/21
'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May
Poem Details | by
Charlie Smith |
Categories:
age, humorous,
Imagination never diminishes with age;
on the contrary,
the loss of memory only enhances
the thoughts of what usta be...
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
humor, silly,
Battle of the Sexes??
Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.
Sight seeing
Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak
Hick up
Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.
So sew
Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.
Knothead
He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.
John G. Lawless
12/10/2015
submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith
Poem Details | by
John Hamilton |
Categories:
humorous, imagery, men, relationship, women,
Chivalry is not dead...
Chivalry is not dead...just in a coma, on life support,
waiting for a woman to come along with the defibrillator!
John Derek Hamilton
July 20,2016
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
Unplanned pregnancy...I guess it could be called a bit of a **** up!
7th April 2015
Poem Details | by
John Watt |
Categories:
humor,
i would love to have the chance to ask the dog star are you Sirius?
John Tirious won't tell people his daughter's name it's Miss Tirious
if i were fuzzy wuzzy and lost all my hair i'd be furrious
when songwriters erase are they "decomposing" or "delyrious"?
[i should know better than to dabble in such puns, after all i am a groan man]
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
humor, vanity,
At times my eyebrows can be my own arch enemies
12-22-17
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
age, health, humor,
Your age may best be described
~ by the type of pills you are prescribed
Poem Details | by
Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories:
humorous, life,
Seduced by life's innumerable challenges my heart is addicted to...living!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
22 April 2018
Poem Details | by
Sunita U.D Palawon |
Categories:
confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,
Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!
Poem Details | by
David Kavanagh |
Categories:
allegory, humor, perspective,
winked tortoise to the snail ~ the hare was already springing past summer
Winter is not Forever Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: BJ Legros Kelley
Howmanysyllables 17
15/02/23
Poem Details | by
Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories:
appreciation, humor, life, woman,
hello hot flashes goodbye mad dashes
December 20th, 2018
Poem Details | by
Darlene De Beaulieu |
Categories:
humor,
Lets have a good laugh, ha-ha- hah ha-ha
Now that we laughed,I feel better, Do you?
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
conflict, humorous,
My finger hovers over that little red button… should I press it?
10~09~16
Poem Details | by
Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allusion, creation, humorous, satire, wisdom,
While love is totally blind, the body behaves as voyeur in mind
Poem Details | by
Joan C. Fingon |
Categories:
humor, imagery, insect,
a drunken honey bee staggers off a red juicy blossom
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
fun, humor, nature,
if Basho’s frog jumps
and no one hears the splash
katydids quarrel
does the sound
of one hand clapping
surprise the wind
cold mountain winds
an eerie sound of echoes
humming to themselves
a brown tinged cornfield
withers in the heat
as scarecrows weep
an empty birdfeeder
rattles in the breeze
a patient cat waits
city thunderstorm
awakened asphalt artist
oily painted rainbows
John G. Lawless
©5/31/20225
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
humor,
Leaf Jumpers
The leaves don’t fall they jump before the Squirrels push them.
John G. Lawless
10/28/2016
Poem Details | by
Bobby May |
Categories:
humor,
To Quick To Speak To Dumb To Hear
Poem Details | by
Lin Lane |
Categories:
humor,
~ This Monoku was requested by a friend ~ based on a comment made ~
I found a good use for a switch of birch ~ preaching parrot on a perch