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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

I SEE THE MOON

dropping his trousers ‘full moon’ is on view to all … too much alcohol 15th April 2015


Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon in Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?

Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: funny, moon, success,

Celebrity Limerick

Pipped to the post!

Neil Armstrong shot off to the moon
Strapped into a cosmic cocoon.
He came to renown
When one foot went down
Ahead of poor Buzz -what a boon!


But as they returned to home base,
Buzz had a big smile on his face.
For there on the sea
Of tranquility
He'd aced the first 'selfie' in space!



21/08/18


celebrity limerick contest entry

Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: humor, moon,

The Moonlighter

When she said yes, he was "over the moon"
     Though the orb was oddly missing that night
The couple should have seen this as a sign
     That their marriage might not bring delight

At times, the man in the moon needs relief
     He’s seen couples pledge ardor that’s sure to fade
But warnings the man is not free to give
     So he takes vacations when he's dismayed
		
Once a month Earth’s moon takes another gig
     Moonlighting in a far-off galaxy
The lunar eclipse only veils the truth
     The man in the moon is an absentee




*For Kevin's Moon Contest

Poem Details | by Jan Terry |
Categories: humorous,

House of the Crescent Moon

There is a house in my backyard
they call the 'Crescent Moon'.
I visit more than I would like
but, then no one's immune.

I've passed many an hour there,
pants below my knees.
The place is open day and night.
You can come whenever you please.

Just go in and have a seat;
You're welcome one and all.
Take a load off your feet
when nature makes that call.

So, don't be afraid to make a move.
You can even bring a friend;
Just in case, there's a double seat
and you'll be happy in the end.


Inspired by the humor of Jan Allison
Potty humor
Jan Terry
April 16, 2019



Poem Details | by Susan Mills |
Categories: happinesslight, light, moon,

Invitation to the funny faced moon

As I sat in my living room
On my cozy big fluffy oarnge
sofa chair, sipping on a cup of
steaming chamomile tea, with
lemon, perched on a yellow porcelain
saucer, and while daydreaming out the
large bay window with chantilly lace
beige curtains... I viewed the funny face 
full moon amongst a black curtain of night
time sky.  Twinkles of light sparked my
thoughts to invite the light of the moon
inside my soul in order to transform my
spirite into nothing but kindness and compassion.
The moon accepted my invitation in exchange for
blessings and prayers.

Poem Details | by Gary Smith |
Categories: humorous, imagination,

My balloon to the moon


 
Aboard my hot air balloon
I rose above the crowds.
They receded far beneath me,
As I drifted through the clouds

Higher still, I went.
Up through the atmosphere,
Ascending through an azure sky,
The earth now disappeared.

I saw the sky was full of stars,
I gazed from my balloon.
Here I was, in outer space
And heading for the moon.

I peered through my telescope,
And focused it on Mars.
I'd briefly pay a visit,
Then head out to the stars.

I don't know when I'll return,
It probably won't be soon.
For I'm off to tour the universe,
In my hot air balloon.

Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny,

Moon Pie

two small chimps sitting on a limb
can’t tell which is the her or him
pretending to fight
they do it all night
starting soon as the lights go dim

For John's Limerick contest
Oct 5 2011

Poem Details | by NWANDO OBIANYOR |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

The Moon

The moon has a face like the clock in the hall,
She shines on thieves in the garden wall,
On streets and fields and harbour quays,
And birds asleep in the forks of trees.

The squalling cat and the squeaking mouse,
The howling dog by the door of the house.
The bat that lies in bed at noon,
All love to be out by the light of the moon.

But all of the things that belong to the day 
Cuddle to sleep to be out of her way,
And flowers and children close their eyes
Till up in the morning the sun shall arise.

Poem Details | by The Grahamburglar |
Categories: childhood, children, funny, kid, moon, my child, parents,

Pink Sky at Night

I really want the moon, who smiles oh so bright,
to be a little different, if only for tonight.
Last night it was a circle, same as the night before,
its always been a circle, and that is such a bore.
So little star up in the sky, I wish I may and might,
make the moon a triangle, and make it pink, not white.

2/21/16

*Last night my 2 year old daughter saw the moon and said, "I really want the moon to be a triangle, but it keeps being a circle!"

Poem Details | by Gary Wayne Hill |
Categories: humor, moon, space,

Our Moon

The moon, our constant companion Our faithful satellite Always up there somewhere Every single night A wondrous, mystical land It controls the ocean tide I would love to visit there someday That would be one hell of a ride When mankind paid a visit They saw a barren land But they never explored what lies within That’s still something we don’t understand I believe that someone could live there Maybe we will find out soon Perhaps a wise and ancient race Or simply just the man in the moon But for now we’ll have to take it as given That the moon is deserted I fear And rather like this poem I just wrote With little or no atmosphere.

Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: autumn, cat, humorous, moon, night, september,

Ferris Wheel

ferris wheel
rising with the moon and stars
suddenly stops
but hey diddle diddle
almost jump over the moon

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, moon,

The Man in the Moon's Surprise

The man in the moon crooned such a tune

That the cow jumped over and mooned

     But a methane gas

     The bovine did pass     

The man struck a match and kaboom!


Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

Moon Picture

Was that a man in the moon
Riding over the dune
Or is it a woman
Perhaps built like a man
Singing a lonely tune

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: halloween, humorous, moon,

HIDDEN HALLOWEEN MOON- FOR CONTEST

Moon lurks behind wispy clouds so high
Ogres, ghouls and ghosts creep side by side
Only peeping out when they’ve passed by
Now Halloween’s here she plans to hide

Quatrain and acrostic

Contest Halloween Moon
Sponsored by Eve Roper
10~08~15

Poem Details | by Mary Nagy |
Categories: adventure, childhood, funny, life, love, mother, space,

His Trip To The Moon limerick

There once was a boy we called chase-face
he dreamed of reaching outer space.
With this dream in his heart
our family will part
and this boy we never could replace.

We all dreaded that day late in June
when we knew he would fly to the moon.
So a party we had
even though we were sad
as the countdown was scheduled for noon.

Chase couldn't get rid of the grin
or the drool that was right on his chin.
He was laughing so loud 
while we stood watching proud.
His journey would finally begin.

The trip was a total success.
Of course, we expected no less.
We've done all we can.
He now is a man
and all that he sees he will bless. 

Poem Details | by Rhonda Johnson-Saunders |
Categories: funny, nature, visionary,

Admiring a Full Moon - Trochee


A full moon, she paraded amongst subdued stars A bright sun swooned then faded admiring afar How the sun's love grew brighter His moon boldly smiled Hanging full, she grew wider her shape had beguiled

Poem Details | by Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs |
Categories: humorous,

BLAME IT ON THE MOON

When the glow of night is shining bright
and you just can't seem to douse the light
Blame it on the moon.

When you start to gaze and fall into a haze
and find yourself caught up in amaze
Blame it on the moon.

When that warm sensation goes across your chest
and your feeling kinda anxious and just can't rest
and you just don't know what's wrong you feel
the need to go on a quest
Blame it on the moon.

Feelings run rampant through morning, night and noon
so when you get those feelings just 
Blame it on the moon.  

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Full Moon Fever

At the bus stop appeared a large crowd They were cheering and clapping out loud Admiring a blond in her room Whilst she mooned in full bloom Then she turned round all excited and proud

Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Fat Moon

She blocks out the sun it's as plain as that
A total eclipse with infinite fat
The darkness comes at noon
That's when we see her moon
Her mom has made me as blind as a bat

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, food, funny, nature, prayer, spiritual, word play,

Behind a Vegan Moon

No one likes dead lettuce
It must be crisp and cool
And dousing wounds with vinegar
Is certainly not cruel!

For Vegans can not see
Why lettuce choose to be
On a different frequency
Than Donald Trump might be

A salad will pass away
Shivering with cold today
Disgusted Vegans will say,
"I never heard lettuce pray"

Poem Details | by George Zamalea |
Categories: forgiveness, funny, space,

LAZY MOON

No mind to wait
From the pained wind
Down's moon
For the last siren.

I got that feeling
Everywhere I go she will 
Be watching me from above.


Poem Details | by G. Jay |
Categories: humor, men, moon, woman,

Moonlight Delight, Bananas and Apples

“P recise Aurora
 A sea of fertility
 S haring the lunar cow flown
 S ince God only knows
 U nknown the core could be cheese"
 S urmised the Man in the moon


"P resently Luna
 A sea of storms, clouds, showers
 S haring that has become known
 S upreme only knows
 U nbeknown how much gold there be"
 S poke the Lady in the moon


9/6/2017  Updated 5/14/2019

Poem Details | by Emile Pinet |
Categories: 8th grade, fantasy, funny, hyperbole, imagery, imagination, moon,

I Stole The Moon



On a dark night I stole the moon and placed it in a gold locket. And just like a wealthy tycoon I tucked it into my pocket. I tried to impress all the girls with my pretty shiny object. And yet, they preferred cultured pearls for its origin was suspect. It wasn't long before I knew the moon looked better in the sky. And so I put it back like new convinced that it was worth a try. (Quatrain) June 12, 2018 Moon Poetry Contest Kevin Shaw

Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: adventure, funny, imagination, mystery, nature, people, places, time,

Moon Shine Trilogy (Haiku Series)

fresh Moonshine
hidden jars in barn
country road

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sweet corn from the field
natural grain distillation
liquid vapor flows

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mountain still brewing
transforming barley and rye
Appalachian!

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