Humorous and funny My Child poems and/or funny poems about My Child. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious My Child funny poems!
Written by
The Grahamburglar
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, kid, moon, my child
Pink Sky At Night
I really want the moon, who smiles oh so bright,
to be a little different, if only for tonight.
Last night it was a circle, same as the night before,
its always been a circle, and that is such a bore.
So little star up in the sky, I wish I may and might,
make the moon a triangle, and make it pink, not white.
2/21/16
*Last night my 2 year old daughter saw the moon and said, "I really want the moon to be a triangle, but it keeps being a circle!"
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
daughter, fantasy, giggle, imagination, my child, simple
Molly
A twinkle of light in the midnight sky
Giggles, cuddles and a sweet lullaby
She sweeps through the house with her barefoot toes
Leaving a trail of glitter everywhere she goes
Written by
Mark Paul Van Der Merwe
Categories:
child, confusion, father, fun, funny, silly
Not My Child
Once upon a shopping day you see,
A lady was staring at me,
She asked if I remember her,
Uncomfortably I said no,
To this she said, you must know,
As I have your child,
I jumped and explained my past that was wild,
I met a woman like you at the pub,
From there we went to a club,
We were both extremely drunk,
Probably as bad as a skunk,
I had my way with you on the table,
I had my way with you in the stable,
As a matter of fact so did my friend,
This I’m sure the enjoyment you did extend,
Well this could be why,
This child could be from any guy,
No you explained, you fool,
I am a teacher at your child’s school.
Written by
Felicia Jarvis
Categories:
animal, forgiveness, love, mother, mum, my child
Muddy Funny Bunny
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Funny bunny plays
Windy sunny field
Muddy small silly
Feels guilt
Feels sorry
Mummy still loves
Muddy funny bunny
18th December 2017
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Sponsored by Rhoda Tripp
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
boy, children, funny, humorous, my child, nursery rhyme
Skinny Leroy
Skinny Leroy
was so thin
A soda straw
fit over him.
Written by
Isaac Odah
Categories:
child, hilarious, humor, my child,
Please Do It Again
"Ucle," Joe said: "did you feel no pain
Falling from that mango tree?
Would you do it, please, again,
'Cos my brother here didn't see."
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
food, humor, humorous, my child, son,
Eating Son
What my son loves the most is good food,
be it toasted or roasted or stewed.
Can he put it away!
A filet and entrée
will go in and then out of this dude.
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
child, family, humor, humorous, my child,
Your Dna
If your children — those losers — are moving back home
even though they were told to explore and to roam,
treat the deadbeats with tact
and remember a fact —
it was YOUR DNA inside YOUR chromosome.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, funny, humor, humorous, my child
Don'T Get This Started
Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.
Shopping spree with girl, age 6.
Can't wait 'til age 7.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
I Would Never Raise My Child Like That
She had all kinds of suggestions.
I was raising my children incorrectly.
She could not stop giving me ideas.
She had never had children of her own,
but I pretended to listen.
My children groaned when they saw her coming.
Made themselves scarce, which gave me a little break.
Ten years later when she had her own children she apologized
for all of those "I would never.'s" because she told me that she has now.
Written by
Beata Agustin
Categories:
appreciation, boy, child, christian, god, humor
FLIGHT WITH MY CHILD
Vroom-vroom with my special child
Zooming high in his plane-car
Hep-hurray! He’s the pilot…
Bless our flight*, Lord. Vroom!*Deuteronomy 32:30 How should one chase a thousand, and two put ten thousand to flight, except their Rock had sold them, and the LORD had shut them up?
April 5, 2024
1st place, "Vo dee oh doe" Dodoitsu Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Kim Rodrigues; judged on 5/28/2024