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Poem Details | by The Grahamburglar |
Categories: childhood, children, funny, kid, moon, my child, parents,

Pink Sky at Night

I really want the moon, who smiles oh so bright,
to be a little different, if only for tonight.
Last night it was a circle, same as the night before,
its always been a circle, and that is such a bore.
So little star up in the sky, I wish I may and might,
make the moon a triangle, and make it pink, not white.


*Last night my 2 year old daughter saw the moon and said, "I really want the moon to be a triangle, but it keeps being a circle!"

Poem Details | by David Sollis |
Categories: child, daughter, family, girl, grandchild, humorous, my child, silly,

A 4 line poem for H

I know a little girl named Hannah
A pretty, bashful and quiet child
But when she goes to visit Nanna
She eats too much chocolate and goes wild!

Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: daughter, fantasy, giggle, imagination, my child, simple,


A twinkle of light in the midnight sky
Giggles, cuddles and a sweet lullaby
She sweeps through the house with her barefoot toes
Leaving a trail of glitter everywhere she goes

Poem Details | by Mark Paul van der Merwe |
Categories: child, confusion, father, fun, funny, silly, teacher,

Not my Child

Once upon a shopping day you see,
A lady was staring at me,
She asked if I remember her,
Uncomfortably I said no,
To this she said, you must know,
As I have your child,
I jumped and explained my past that was wild,
I met a woman like you at the pub,
From there we went to a club,
We were both extremely drunk,
Probably as bad as a skunk,
I had my way with you on the table,
I had my way with you in the stable,
As a matter of fact so did my friend,
This I’m sure the enjoyment you did extend,
Well this could be why,
This child could be from any guy,
No you explained, you fool,
I am a teacher at your child’s school.

Poem Details | by Felicia Jarvis |
Categories: animal, forgiveness, love, mother, mum, my child,

Muddy Funny Bunny

Hurry, hurry, hurry
Funny bunny plays
Windy sunny field

Muddy small silly
Feels guilt
Feels sorry

Mummy still loves 
Muddy funny bunny

18th December 2017

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Poem Details | by Isaac Odah |
Categories: child, hilarious, humor, my child,


"Ucle," Joe said: "did you feel no pain
Falling from that mango tree?
Would you do it, please, again,
'Cos my brother here didn't see."

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: boy, children, funny, humorous, my child, nursery rhyme, silly,

Skinny Leroy

Skinny Leroy
was so thin
A soda straw
fit over him.

Poem Details | by Isaac Odah |
Categories: adventure, beautiful, brother, child, crazy, hilarious, humor, my child,


Joe made a big mark
He painted his albino brother black
When mother found him guilty
Joe said: "black is beauty."

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: child, family, humor, humorous, my child,

Your DNA

If your children — those losers — are moving back home even though they were told to explore and to roam, treat the deadbeats with tact and remember a fact — it was YOUR DNA inside YOUR chromosome.

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: food, humor, humorous, my child, son,

Eating Son

What my son loves the most is good food, be it toasted or roasted or stewed. Can he put it away! A filet and entrée will go in and then out of this dude.

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, funny, humor, humorous, my child, perspective,

Don't Get This Started

Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.

Shopping spree with girl, age 6.

Can't wait 'til age 7.