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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, lust, natural disasters,

OOPS - IT'S A BIT OF A **** UP

Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay... He’s sleeping with his buxom P A She confirmed she’s with child Ted baulked, then got quite riled I wonder what his wife’s got to say! 5/26/18


Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: caregiving, childhood, confusion, family, father, children, funny, happiness, holiday, husband, imagination, life, mother, natural disasters, nature, parody, people, places, satire, social, son, teen, wife

Redneck FATHER'S DAY------

***NOTE~TO BE READ WITH A RIDICULOUS "SILKY SOUTHERN DRAWL" (have fun:)***



"Storm over yet...?"

"Well hay'ell ye'ah! 
 woo-hoo!
 sum'body git me a da'gumm cole beer.
 whadda'bou  that boy th'er?
 sum'body git him'a cole beer too!"

"Diddy! that boy ain't nothin' but 8 years old!"

"Wha'choo sayin? 
 wha'th'a?
 na'I don't give a jolly'durn, if he ain't nuttin but 8 year'owed!
 shoot! 
 'dat boy dun' sat him thr'ew a big ol', storm! 
 torna'durr warnin' too!
 he gonna have him'a cole burr;  
 on me!"
 my treat!
 mama, git him'a cole burr! 
 ro'tt now; 
 ya'here?
 besides...
 ta'days father's day!" 



© 2011  ~JSLambert Esquire

   










Poem Details | by Lawrence Ingle |
Categories: funny, natural disasters, pets

Monkey Poo

Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!

Poem Details | by Brittany Reynolds |
Categories: funny, natural disasters, nature, on work and working,

Stereotype Enforced by a Storm

While I appreciate the vacation
it would have been better if it were paid.
Funds lessened by nature’s aggravation,
lends credence to the starved artist charade.

Poem Details | by Isaiah Zerbst |
Categories: dog, funny, humor, natural disasters,

A Pleasant Trip

I stepped out the door to feed Doggy
The day was so beautifully foggy
I tripped on his dishes
And swam like the fishes
And now all my dress clothes are soggy!

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, freedom, history, holiday, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, journey, life, love, metaphor, natural disasters, nature, nostalgia, passion, philosophy, recovery from..., space, stress, travel,

Le Vacance Pretentieuse: Storm Part V

The English weather:
Rainclouds follow us from home
There is no escape.

Poem Details | by Mike Martin |
Categories: humor, native american, natural disasters, nature, rain,

Rain Dance

Rain dance, rain dance, clothed or bare
It makes no difference what you wear
If you need rain, do not despair
A little rain dance here or there

But please be careful if you do 
And don’t be carried away
You might wind up in a canoe 
And have a lousy day

Poem Details | by Leanne TuftyTift |
Categories: animal, cheer up, giggle, good night, natural disasters, romance, true love,

Lean on me

Leanne loves milking her cows 
Everyday she dreams of those cows when she is away
A noise she hears
Nay says the horse, Nay says the cows
Nay says Linda, Nay says James
Everyday she hears voices

LEANne on me.....

Please bare a moment to pray and have thought for the dairy farmers in the world :-(


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: animal, funny, natural disasters, political,

what happens when there is no news drama

While the media loves Donald Trump
His mind is an acrid waste dump
He speaks from his ***
His mouth passes marsh gas
Thus he's known to us as Donald Rump


This idiot/moron was the leading story on the news shows for this Sunday.  This is a total waste of time and is mostly about TV ratings.  Go Bernie Sanders (the Trump antithesis)!!

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, natural disasters

A Naked Dream

I always wanted to play chess
But not in a state of undress
My doctor was there
He tried not to stare
Then told me my body's a mess...

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,

new aquatic species

       Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic 

  Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman  

  only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous 

  once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie 

  Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands

  The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze  ?


    " The World is not ready to see what I have "  Jacques Cousteau ~


         to be entered in The Science contest ~

Poem Details | by Connie Marcum Wong |
Categories: food, funny, natural disasters,

Four Alarm Cook - Etheree

One
day I 
thought I would
boil some eggs so
I put them on the
stove on high heat, being
the impatient lass I am.
I got distracted in the yard.
The eggs blew up and the pan almost
melted. That’s why my husband is the cook!


For Susan Burch's Contest "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations"

Poem Details | by john fenn |
Categories: fantasy, funny, imagination, loss, natural disasters

Sock Monster


The sock monster climbs up the waste pipe
And into your washing machine
He’ll hide up in a corner
To ensure he can’t be seen.
Then when you put you clothes in
And you’ve set the washers clock
He’ll dive into your washing
And select a single sock.
This special prize, he’ll carry off
To his secret monster lair
And share this tasty morsel
With his monster wife so fair.

© John W Fenn  03-12-2008

Poem Details | by Daniel Cwiak |
Categories: funny, introspection, natural disasters, sports

UMPF. . . UMPF

     Umpf . . . Umpf . . . Squeeze . . . Squeeze
    
     Tuck that flab in there, if you please!
  
     "This swim suit is too small, I fear...

      Or did I think the same last year?"

      Just one thing...REMIND YOURESELF NOT TO SNEEZE!

Poem Details | by JEAN MURRAY |
Categories: giggle, i am, natural disasters, sorry,

CONGRATULATIONS IDIOT

Consternation
On my face.
Now I 
Grasp the
Realisation.
All the 
Times I
Uttered the word.
Little did
I realise until
Only on re reading I
Never got the
Spelling right .

I am a 
Dittering fool.
I never
Once used
The spelling tool.

Poem Details | by Misty Hoot |
Categories: family, funny, hope, natural disasters, inspirational, love, people, uplifting,

GO Saints!

Your team catches the ball, runs the ball, and sometimes get a touchdown.
This team of black and gold brought the joy and pride back to their hometown.

You make us proud to call you our own.
Your team spirit you've realy shown.

I stand in the crowd as they scream so proud.
Go Saints!
Fans faces are covered in gold and black face paints.

You beat the enemy.
So far you' ve won all three.

I can't wait for your next game!
You'll put the other team to shame.

If you ask us how we feel about our team we have no complaints.
All we have to say is GOOOOOOOOOO Saints!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: autumn, endurance, funny love, grandfather, lust, natural disasters, sensual,

Pinch An Ear

O help me!  I've fallen
And I can't get it up!
I'm stuck here acrawlin'
Up a Double-D cup

Now don't let us dicker
I am over the hill
Just be a mite quicker
Slipping me that blue pill!

Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: animals, funny, history, loss, natural disasters

Dinosaurs

Ya gotta love them.
Huge, wild, extinct, Flintstone's bus....
Tyrannosaurus.

Rex was his last name.
He disappeared all the same....
Ice age was to blame!!

Triceratops too.
And if he ever said boo...
Would scare even you!!!


*For SKAT's "Dinosaurs" contest

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny, natural disasters,

A Deadly Weapon

Sometimes I fart like an AK-47
People run for cover in fear
With panic on their distorted faces
They can tell my end is near

Not from a fear of death they run
It's the indescribable odour
Something must have died in there
Smells like a backend loader

No need to fret no need to worry
An air freshener should do the trick
If that doesn't work maybe try
Burning some incense sticks

Bottom line is, it's all about bottoms
And mine's the one in question
The AK-47 thing is meant to alleviate
Unwanted traffic congestion!

© Jack Ellison 2012

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: age, dance, humor, natural disasters,

That Imperious Urge - for contest

That Imperious Urge


He said the Golden Years are all the rage
Aye, it was more a shuffling two-step dance
thus did I run to greet this coming craze
of those just old enough to take the chance.

Classes I assumed would teach the Rumba
my glasses and my hearing aid – but props
bones that clatter in pursuit of Zumba
gyrations fear – the racket will not stop.

Trapped amid memories in the attic
my doctors say I must stay hydrated
now that I’m a homebound geriatric
my bladder feels constantly inflated.

Thus do I stand and wait for water flow
to quell the urge that said I had to go.




9/16/2016

submitted to – Which of the  Four Would You Choose – Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Demi Ran |
Categories: depression, funny, happiness, health, life, natural disasters, nature, people, sad, war,

Sweet Love O' Mine

I bought a burger yesterday
It was very dry like the seagull bay
I pilled a lot of ketchup on it
and still dry it remained
I was very dissappointed
as i look at the dry damned thing
I ran to the toilet
and let out a HUGE
BLEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH
As chunks of the dry burger fell out of my pie hole
Landing into the toilet
Making dookie plop noizes
I'm done

Poem Details | by Duncan Mitchell |
Categories: animal, destiny, funny, health, natural disasters,

If a Tortoise, If a Turtle

Dedicated to my favourite poet - Shelley

If a tortoise, if a turtle
You are never going to hurtle
Witness how your limbs are placed
Splayed east to west, all carapaced
what if some meat-eating moron,
Jonesing for a snack to gnaw on,
sees you sumo-stepping by
thinks "Hey look - a fresh meat pie"?
Running will beget disaster
You beat a hare so now you're faster?
You let your tasty bits protrude
and pretty soon they're getting chewed
No! Stop to suck your vitals in,
and hope he likes his toothy grin
Cause it's going to get busted
your gooey filling's well encrusted

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, funny, hilarious, natural disasters, rude, silly, water,

The Never Song

Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Projectile diarrhea!

Poem Details | by Sidney Beck |
Categories: funny, natural disasters,

LIMP LIMERICK

LIMP    LIMERICK



On  board  the  cruise ship   Venus

The crew’s  famed  for  non-manliness.

While standing erect   

And trying to connect

They  flop  with  their  flexible   freeness.



.................................................................


* For Pickles and Tickles Competition

Poem Details | by Sander Wolff |
Categories: food, funny, natural disasters, pets, war,

A Battle Rages

A battle rages
between beans and broccoli.
Sadly, no winner
emerges from this dark fog.
Perhaps I will blame the dog.